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    Just thought i'd share my embarrassment. So I finally got hired at a new club and it's been 3 days so far& I finally worked on a live night the club was packed so when it was my turn to do my set on stage I downed a drink which is something I never did but I thought it would make me dance better & boy was I wrong. Once I got on stage the liquor hit me I got hype & decided I wanted to show off so I did a handstand, lost balance cuz obviously I was tipsy and I fell right off stage. Now I won't be returning to that club cuz I'm to ashamed but I learned my lesson lol

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    Oh, don't worry; it happens.

    I once had an audition and I fell off the pole. I got hired anyways. Don't let this bring you down.





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    Lol yea next time i'll just laugh it off then cuz I literally ran in the dressing room and cried lol I stayed in there for the rest of the night till everyone left

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    Girl, go back and make your money. This happens to so many dancers. Friggin Beyonce and Lady Gaga have tripped, fallen down stairs, the whole nine! You don't think they're flushing a million dollar career because they are embarrassed for a minute while trying to perform, do ya?

    I remember when I first started and I admired the beautiful pole tricks girls did. So I practiced and got a nice beginner routine and tried it for the guys. I flipped off the pole, missed the edge of the stage and kept going off the stage onto the customer's lap! He was a sweetheart about it, the vets laughed their asses off but gave me a pat on the back and props for trying. And I went on to dance another day.
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    ^ Exactly.
    Go in there and make light of the situation. "I'll try to stay on the stage tonight!" "No more handstands for me!" Laugh at yourself

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    Lol ok I know when I go back the girls would still laugh at me but shit I'll laugh right along with them cuz now looking back I really bust my ass and to me it's type funny now

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    I busted ass at my first club and didnt let that stop me. You shouldn't let this hold you back

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    dude i figure that would make you MORE money that you went back!!!! don't stay away!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kekecakes View Post
    I wanted to show off so I did a handstand, lost balance cuz obviously I was tipsy and I fell right off stage
    I'm sorry but that made me LOL a lot!! I did something similar one time, I decided to do a little crab walk in attempt to show my crotch to this guy on stage and lost my balance. I was sooo plastered. Was not fun!

    But hilarious!!!!

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    Oh, man. My first night dancing I was a little tipsy and was wearing a pair of borrowed shoes that were a little too big. Walking off stage I just tripped and flew into the dressing room door. I somehow didn't fall. I was mortified

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    All these come from last night alone, i have a million more...

    I wasnt even drunk, came sauntering out of the dance room thinking im hawt, forgot there was a step, tripped over the back of my long skirt and got my heel caught and pony hopped for about four steps on one leg before falling into the bouncer and saving myself by grabbing/faceplanting his arse...

    Nearly died of embaressment but hey, shit happens and i copped a feel of his rock hard buns, so who's the winner!?

    Another...had been sitting on my leg in a "hey, im sooo sexy" way next to a customer, stood up, my leg was asleep, sidestepped and my hand slipped off of the chair and i end up in his lap crushing his genitals.

    One more for good luck...the carpet is new and bouncy, stood on a particularly springy bit, lost my footing, fell over a chair and bashed a customer on the head on the way down.

    Im clumsy as balls, its all relative, there will have been a million girls who have done it before and a million after. I saw my house mum break her nose three times in the space of a year after going on the pole shitfaced! You can do it!! xx
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    Trust me, every girl on here has had her tipsy or non tipsy super embarrassing fall. Chances are nobody at the club even remembers! The girls probably won't laugh at you, I know I barely even pay attention to stage and even if someone does something super wasted and weird up there I am not going to say anything about it. I've seen girls go up there barefoot rolling around like seals screaming for guys to give them $$$ or even passing out ONSTAGE because they took too much of whatever. The passing out thing has happened twice and everyone pretended like it didn't happen. Toppling over during a headstand is no big deal trust me. I know your ego is bruised right now but get back out there and make your money. Consider it a milestone.

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    girl, i embarrass myself all the time and i've been doing this for 2 years! lol... i would embarrass myself a lot more on stage when i was new though. now, i look a little more poised on stage even when i'm drunk. i still do stupid shit though, drunk or sober. i can't tell you how many drinks were sitting just a little too close to the stage and i've spilled all over customers when i miscalculated my floorwork, how many times i fucked up or missed a pole trick, or how many times i've tripped up and down the stairs. i usually just laugh about the tripping part and pretend yell at the customer i'm walking with, saying "hey! you're supposed to catch me!" lol... i was working at a club with a very narrow stage one time and it wasn't my usual club. this stage didn't even have much room for spins but that was the only kind of pole trick i knew how to do at the time. well one time i was really drunk and did a spin and kicked a guy in the head with my heel cuz he was sitting by the stage. i felt so bad for him! it must have hurt! lol

    here's something funny that happened to me at work on tuesday. so i'm doing a 15 minute champagne room with a customer because i make more by doing two 15 minute rooms than a 1/2 hour room (they take more of my money in the half hour room). so i'm doing the room, completely wasted. i slam my nose into the brick wall behind my customer. then i started crying because i thought my nose job got fucked up. he felt so bad. just then, the 15 minutes are up and a bouncer comes in to tell us and ask if we want more time. my custy asked if i wanted to do another 15. i said yeah while still crying. by this point, i would have normally stopped crying but i kept going cuz i was super drunk and it was working to my advantage lol... anyways, it wasn't even that embarrassing cuz it made me more money and he felt like he helped me out in some way by soothing me afterwards lmao....

    anyways, yeah alcohol will increase the chances of making an ass out of yourself. maybe it's because i don't work that often and i take long breaks sometimes from dancing, but i've found that for the most part, people either don't remember your embarrassing moments or they don't care. also, customers come and go so they hardly ever remember either.
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