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    Thumbs up You know your a CamGirl DIVA when....

    I know that I am officially a cam girl diva when:

    #1 I finally got some extensions and if my Hubby even THINKS about pulling on them I swear I will poke his damn eyes out with a freaking ice pick.
    #2 Our air went out & it's 80 degrees here in Georgia. After our first few pvt's & I was cleaning up, I LOUDLY said "Fuck this, I can't work under these conditions!". =P
    #3 The last guy that asked me to "open breasts" in free chat, I told him to open his damn dick so I could see inside. Always wondered what what in there...
    #4 My PO brought me a package that was too large to leave in my mail box and I went to the door all huffy & damn puffy because he interupted my damn pvt.

    Post your DIVA CamGirl ways!! =)






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    Default Re: You know your a CamGirl DIVA when....

    Four days a week, I wake up and make $100/hr, eating a cup of yogurt while taking a bath. The other night, I watched 'Family Guy' and made $60, on a twenty-minute Ignore call. #CamGirlDIVA
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    Default Re: You know your a CamGirl DIVA when....

    bumping..

    #1. I kick out any guys who's first words are requests... ass bb, stand up bb ummm bye buh
    #2. I refuse to stand up or show my ass for free if you can tip $3 for me to stand or $5 to see my ass then you can get out of my room.
    #3. If I don't make any $ or half of my goal after a couple hours I get cranky an get really bitchy. Once the $$ start rolling in I'm nice again.
    #4. My kick button is like my bouncer sometimes I use it just because I can. Like if a guys says you look bored I get annoyed an kick.

    That's really the only diva camgirl moments I have.

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    [QUOTE=Blovely;2316677]bumping..

    #3. If I don't make any $ or half of my goal after a couple hours I get cranky an get really bitchy. Once the $$ start rolling in I'm nice again.

    ^^LOVE IT^^ =)






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    Quote Originally Posted by Blovely View Post
    #2. I refuse to stand up or show my ass for free if you can tip $3 for me to stand or $5 to see my ass then you can get out of my room.
    THIS! FOREVER THIS!

    Asshat: Come on bb if you show me then I'll take you private

    Me: if you can't afford a few bucks to see my ass then you can't afford to take me private


    or the classic

    Asshat: I need to see what I'm getting to see if I like it enough to pay for it

    Me: Honey, you don't get to take a bite out a Big Mac and DECIDE if you like it enough to pay. You look at the pictures and after you PAY for it you get the real thing. My pictures are down below *points* or you can pay to see my ass and I'll show it to you now. *in my head* Otherwise STFU.






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    Default Re: You know your a CamGirl DIVA when....

    I went to a fun party in New York, girls got crazy and started grinding and flashing. My friend brought up my hand to join in the slutty dance antics with her, and "I am NOT doing that shit unless I am getting paaaaaaid!"

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    Wow, of all the place and all the threads to spam. The sheer laughably of it all has its own kind of frustrating zen to it.
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    Default Re: You know your a CamGirl DIVA when....

    You are a cam girl Diva when...

    you begin think every little thing you do is so interesting that people should pay to watch it.

    I found these makeup brushes at target that are covered in fake crystals (very glam and cute) and one day I was putting on makeup to cam; -lightbulb-, if I did this topless guys would love to see it.

    Now I have a "getting ready to go out to nightclub show," "getting ready for class show."


    Gives you something to talk about- if I'm really scared or excited about my day, I tend to make more. Emotion of any kind is compelling.

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    Default Re: You know your a CamGirl DIVA when....

    1.) When you're out in public and get annoyed when male strangers look at you without speaking or when they want to carry on a conversation and you whether not be bothered. I guess being a web performer has corrupted me because I've always been that way but it was just a mere pet-peeve; but now I'm thinking I should be paid or tipped for you imposing your unwanted time upon me. It just reminds me of free chat when you have creepsters eye-balling you but not saying a sugary,marshmallow candy peep or them being free, conversation 1-on1 time, demanding whores. As a result you either dress down or don't try to be sexy when you're out.



    2.) Girls who flash, send dirty pictures, pose, etc for guys to oogle at them when I think they could get paid for that. Think of the girls during Mardi Gras or on the Jerry Springer Show who flash just to get bead necklaces. I always thought it was stupid but even moreso now. Glances and beads don't put gas in your car, feed your stomach, nor pay your rent.



    3.)When you're more safety conscience and you've bought more weapons like you're enlisting in the Army, look at martial arts/ boxing books, or are contemplating taking up self-defense courses just in case you run into a crazy stalker who could have seen you on a camsite site, facebook, etc or you might resemble someone he had infatuation with online before. Before I started with this, I only bought a bat. Just recently I bought a pocketknife. Eventually I want to get a taser, a handgun, and pepper spray. Especially when a guy stare at you in public and you wondered if he recognized you; I get a little paranoid. I've been like this all along but now it's more heightened.





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    3.)When you're more safety conscience and you've bought more weapons like you're enlisting in the Army, look at martial arts/ boxing books, or are contemplating taking up self-defense courses just in case you run into a crazy stalker who could have seen you on a camsite site, facebook, etc or you might resemble someone he had infatuation with online before. Before I started with this, I only bought a bat. Just recently I bought a pocketknife. Eventually I want to get a taser, a handgun, and pepper spray. Especially when a guy stare at you in public and you wondered if he recognized you; I get a little paranoid. I've been like this all along but now it's more heightened.




    LMAO i thought this was just me. I also started with a bat and a knife and am looking to get a taser or some mace.

    You're a camgirl diva when your block/ban list is longer than your friends list.

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    Default Re: You know your a CamGirl DIVA when....

    * When your libido drys up like a river in the drought. If you're a virgin you never want to lose it and if you aren't then you feel like you might as well become a nun because you can be celibate for the rest of your life.


    * When you're getting more dick pics in your message inbox than the fake decoys do on Chris Hansen's "To Catch A Predator" show and you're tired of it. I know men feel like they can mountains because of their sperm hoses but frankly I'm not amused nor turned on. What is that supposed to do to me really? They forget that we aren't revved up sexually like they are.

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