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Love it wish there was more honesty...especially the ones looking to get married so I can stay clear![]()





Ha! That's perfect. This should be uploaded on SeekingArrangement lol. I was waiting for him to say " But I don't plan on this going a month" "After I cum really fast I'm going to try to get you out as fast as possible to avoid embarrassment." " Plus since you're agreeing to sex, I'm going to try anal on the first night and now I don't have to buy you anything"."BTW I have another date tomorrow and I'm planning on coming faster and trying anal on her too". lol





LoL I know him. He's hilarious in everything he's done.
Sorry I missed church. I was too busy practicing witchcraft and becoming a lesbian.
"If you're good at something, never do it for free." The Dark Knight
"you conjunctively engender an intoxicating combination of wicked, wholesome & insanely intelligent" - a friend describing me
Blessed Be
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