If a guy showers without shutting the door or pulling the curtain, he is well hung.
If a guy towels off facing away from the wall, he is well hung.
Both of these are likely to be the same guy.
The younger the girl, the more colorful swim suits she owns.
Guys buy a new swim suit when the old one wears out or they "outgrow" it.
Girls buy a new swim suit whenever they are in the mall. At least they buy new swim suits more often than guys.
Guys over forty should not wear speedos.
Girls will not notice old guys even if they suck in their guts.
If there are four old guys in the pool all looking at the hot tub, there is a pretty girl in the hot tub.
If there are four old guys in the hot tub looking at the pool, there is a pretty girl in the pool.
Women look at the young, buff guys, but they get mad if you kid them about it.



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