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    Default What I've learned at the gym

    If a guy showers without shutting the door or pulling the curtain, he is well hung.
    If a guy towels off facing away from the wall, he is well hung.
    Both of these are likely to be the same guy.
    The younger the girl, the more colorful swim suits she owns.
    Guys buy a new swim suit when the old one wears out or they "outgrow" it.
    Girls buy a new swim suit whenever they are in the mall. At least they buy new swim suits more often than guys.
    Guys over forty should not wear speedos.
    Girls will not notice old guys even if they suck in their guts.
    If there are four old guys in the pool all looking at the hot tub, there is a pretty girl in the hot tub.
    If there are four old guys in the hot tub looking at the pool, there is a pretty girl in the pool.
    Women look at the young, buff guys, but they get mad if you kid them about it.

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    Default Re: What I've learned at the gym

    Very true though I've known some buff over 40 guys. One thing I've noticed is sometimes when you see a heavier person they will workout 10 minutes then sit and eat a candy bar. I see this all the time. Oh and the fattest men are the ones who think the flab is muscle.

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    Default Re: What I've learned at the gym

    IQ is inversely proportional to bicep diameter.

    Solely anecdotal evidence.

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    Default Re: What I've learned at the gym

    The only people that point out biceps & IQ are probably insecure with either or & if you are on the Twinkie diet you probably don't know what a gym is.

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    *snicker*

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    Default Re: What I've learned at the gym

    Not all true Mike. I heard about the men's locker room.
    Not all well hung, men need to posture, so they will turn away or pull the shower curtain.
    There are some really hot guys over forty, they look good in a speedo!
    The colorful suit is based more on the shape of her figure, and how she feels about it, not the age.
    Show me the older woman with the excellent figure, you will see a colorful swimsuit.
    Some women have no issue with looking at buff guys or talking about it.

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    Well, if they kept the door shut, nobody would ever know, which would be kind of nice, actually.

    I neglected to mention the useless workout: get in the pool, walk halfway down, stand with only your head out of the water for about half an hour, then get out and go home.
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    Another thing I have wondered--why does a girl buy an attractive two piece suit, then wear a tee shirt over it? Why not just buy a one piece suit like a maillot?

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    Quote Originally Posted by ArmySGT. View Post
    IQ is inversely proportional to bicep diameter.

    Solely anecdotal evidence.
    Even as someone who has been lifting wights for almost half his life, I sadly have to agree with you. Exceptions do exist, but they're few and far in between.
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    Default Re: What I've learned at the gym

    Men care way more about size than women do. I don't care what size someones biceps or dick is ... as long as he's not fat or short and has a good looking face.

    Quote Originally Posted by UtahMike View Post
    Women look at the young, buff guys, but they get mad if you kid them about it.
    Eh, not me.

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    Ew. Wouldn't catch me in those dingy ass pools.

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    Default Re: What I've learned at the gym

    Another one: the most obese gross men at the gym think they are hot and flirt with all the attractive women.

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    Default Re: What I've learned at the gym

    This sums up the men's locker room


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