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    These are funny! Happy Tuesday!

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    Default Re: S**T Strippers Say

    BAHAHAHAHAHAHA the part in the first one where she says, "Hey, can I borrow your brush? Oooooh, I'm stealing a fry," is something I have heard verbatim like ten times. At least.

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    Quote Originally Posted by firemaiden04 View Post
    BAHAHAHAHAHAHA the part in the first one where she says, "Hey, can I borrow your brush? Oooooh, I'm stealing a fry," is something I have heard verbatim like ten times. At least.
    RIGHT? everyday someone mooches some fries off of me If not fries, smokes!

    My favorite is in the beginning of the second one, "OH MY GOD.. I'M NOT MAKING ANY MONEY..." as she's counting a big stack of ones! We are so silly

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    Haaaahahahahaaaaa! i just facebook forwarded this to like 12 girls i work with!
    ''I love fake boobs''
    ''They're not fake! I grew them myself!''

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    OMG I didn't know there was a new one! Thanks for sharing!

    hot flirting tips 2k13: tell him, “I’m not like other girls,” then pull down the secret zipper at the back of your neck to reveal your true reptilian form


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    Love this!! Thanks.

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    Default Re: S**T Strippers Say

    This is by far the best I've seen of the "shit *** say' videos! I've said some of these things!

    Quote:
    Originally Posted by Lysondra
    I had previously stuck the bananas and cucumber in my cooter, yes.

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    "Pussy check!!" hahahahaha

    There's not a single thing on there that's wrong


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    I needed this laugh before work SO desperately. LOL There seriously is not a single thing wrong on those videos.

    The "Have you seen my top? Where is my top? HAS ANYONE SEEN MY FUCKING TOP?" Is the one I hear the most often. It comes out of my mouth at least twice a night.
    "The mood is important. You can't get a lady with force.
    ...sweet things alone are not enough. Seduce me with more fire."

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    "Ohn my gaaaawd my back hurts sooo bad!" - Guilty!! It makes me lol every time. Ive been watching these before every shift since it was posted haha motivational! xx
    ''I love fake boobs''
    ''They're not fake! I grew them myself!''

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    Default Re: S**T Strippers Say

    HAHAHA as i watch this i am drying my thong with the hairdryer.

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    lol, that girl works here in portland.

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