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Sorry I missed church. I was too busy practicing witchcraft and becoming a lesbian.
"If you're good at something, never do it for free." The Dark Knight
"you conjunctively engender an intoxicating combination of wicked, wholesome & insanely intelligent" - a friend describing me
Blessed Be





You must have chaos within you to give birth to a dancing star.
Friedrich Nietzsche
Free your mind, and your ass will follow.
George Clinton
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When the dancer told me she had finished nurse's training and was now in medical studying to be an emergency room physician, I told her about my hotel chain and my airline.
This was the same girl who told me she was 26 and had been dancing for 3 years, but when I saw her in a different club five years later, told me she was 22. So I guess she had then been dancing for negative 1 year. This is why I mentioned in another thread to keep your story the same, because even if you do not remember the customer, he will certainly remember you.
BTW, I do know that many of you have put yourselves through college and grad school and have advanced degrees, but it was when she was 22 that she claimed to have finished nurse's training and be in medical school. I went along with pretending to believe her story, and she gave me some amazing lap dances. How often can a guy claim to have had a lap dance from a medical student.
And the girl who told me she was going to be in Playboy was telling me the truth. She told me to look on Playboy's website for "Girls of Salt Lake," and there she was!
Last edited by UtahMike; 04-17-2012 at 10:50 PM. Reason: typo
Medical school and law school are almost never ever true. I would venture to say never but I'm sure it can be true.
I have a friend who finished med and a friend who finished law and both said you are told in the beginning you are not allowed to work at all if they find out you have any sort of job you will be asked to leave the school. Maybe these were just their schools, idk. And of course stripping is something you can sneak to do, but I can't imagine someone jeopardizing med school or law school.
I've just met soooo many "law student" strippers.... I just smile and say "that's awesome! when do you graduate? you must be so excited to become a lawyer!"
On an unrelated note, I never bother w SS and don't like it when I feel like guys are kinda trying to solicit it from me with "What's your story?" type questions. I am generally able to make my money very quickly off guys who just like me, I have a funny personality, and I'm what guys want to see when they go to the sc. I don't tell guys anything too personal about me even if it's true. I don't want to have to tell the story about how I used to work on the riverboat casino just to get a dance. I get emotionally exhausted easily.
But if I was in Playboy i would probably tell everyone, yeah!
The best SS I've ever heard I won't even type here I'm saving it for the memoirs, it's too good, I gots to get paid on that shit!!!



Had an interesting experience - walked in with the paradigm of "we all have our roles to play" mentality. Everything kinda snapped into place - everything made sense. And my question now seems irrelevant.
Now that I've said that I'll probably follow this up with some insane thread!![]()





Sorry I missed church. I was too busy practicing witchcraft and becoming a lesbian.
"If you're good at something, never do it for free." The Dark Knight
"you conjunctively engender an intoxicating combination of wicked, wholesome & insanely intelligent" - a friend describing me
Blessed Be





In all honesty I've always found the "stripper shit" expression to be rather silly. It has always struck me as a term used by insecure guys who don't know how to handle themselves in the clubs. IME the same guys who use this term are most often the ones who believe that all strippers lie to them about everything.
Are most girls acting in a way that they would not if they were at home? Of course - this is work and their job is to entice men to spend on them. Are they cautious about how much personal information they share? Again of course - they deal with people of all stripes, including a fair amount of fucknuts. I think that using the term "stripper shit" in these contexts is just off target.
Now do some girls tell outrageous lies and/or run cons and scams in order to earn that money? A certain small percentage do, but IME most dancers play it fairly straight. If it were otherwise, I might be more of a proponent of the expression, but I am not under the circumstances as I see them.
Anyway, just my![]()


The "SS" is a bybproduct of the service. if she brings up her life, it abpin't necessarily "shit", but part of the service/hustle. it us the same reason why a waitress would tell you, with enthusiasm, which dish is her favorite. Telling you why she is dancing andbsupporting kids could be her husle to the comkon thijking in male customers as to why they are stripping for a living. True or jot, it is fodder for the in club hustle. it also answers the burning question of "do you plan on dancing till retirement? in which case the answer would be "no, I am paying for schoolthe situation could easiky be reversed to the customer, butbyhose questions cannot be answered without spoiling the nood:
Are you married?. Do you goto strip clubs often? How much do you spurge in one evening?
I don't know that we,as customers arebprepared with scripted answers



I don't mind SS as long as it doesn't interfer with the dance. She could be lying, she could telling the truth, but as long as thier is no risk to me I'll believe her. Although if she goes total bs like were soulmates after meeting me for 30 seconds I'm going to tease her on it.
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