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    Dizzy Funny vacation story

    I went on a vacay with my hubby and kids. We drove all the way there and all the way back. So... of course we stopped at a lot of truck stops. I know there are truck stop girls behind the counter and crawling around between trucks and stuff, but I was standing out in front of the store part with my two doggies on leashes when a trucker came up and started trying to buy me! Like omg! And he saw my hubby too but he thought that was my pimp I guess. I told my hubby he was really growing into the whole pimp thing, lol. I think the funniest part of it all was I was standing right next to two cop cars at the time. And it wasn't some sort of sting either.. Anyways, I guess it's that easy to start hookin... just walk around in sweat pants. ommgg hahah
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    Default Re: Funny vacation story

    That's funny Thanks for sharing!

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    Default Re: Funny vacation story

    lol..

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    It is seriously sad that some men are that pathetic.
    "I hear you calling and it's needles and pins. I wanna hurt you just to hear you screaming my name...You're poision. but I don't wanna break these chains.... I wanna love you but I'd better not touch."

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    Oh dear, some people are just ruthless Although ive never seen a hooker scouting work with 2 dogs!

    When i went to Marseille for NYE a few years back, on the drive home i crossed back through the spanish border absolutly busting for the toilet, 1st layby was heaving with young ladies... second and then the 3rd, i didnt dare stop incase someone tried to pay me and i didnt understand Times like that i wished i had invested in a shewee so i could pee out the window in the corner!

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