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    Default Idiot Message Kickbacks ;D

    Credit goes to Kendareru and the gang over in the Return to Sender group on Fetlife, I've just edited it somewhat to fit. I thought this was absolutely classy, and I plan on using it in the future. *sagenod* Especially since it fits the sarcastic nature that my regs have come to know and love. ^_^


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    Default Re: Idiot Message Kickbacks ;D

    I must steal this. Thank you for making my life so much more amusing....

    Especial favorites are:

    Idiocy/Asshattery/Douchebaggery/Shadiness/Rudeness/Creepiness - Too many examples to give!!

    Lack of content, interesting or otherwise, in initial message - "Hey bb. You are hot." followed, a week later, by "Why are you ignoring me, bb?" Because you said nothing that warranted a reply. Duh.

    Sender is unable to grasp basic anatomy or what is physically possible. This is my absolute favorite! Just today, I had a guy ask me to 'Talk dirty to me bb while you deepthroat that cock! Keep it down your throat as long as you can while you tell me how good it feels". With what? My other mouth/voicebox/larynx?

    Along with that old favorite "Turn around and spread ass cheeks and fuck ass and pussy and mouth and look at me and show face and play with your tits. BB."
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