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[ ] Cannot take a hint
[ ] Could not read/understand sender's message
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[ ] Falsely crying "Fake!" to get something
[ ] Fetishes mentioned are ILLEGAL
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[ ] Maturity level, or lack thereof
[ ] Message is determined to be hate mail
[ ] Misleading subject line
[ ] Pictures posted stolen and/or photoshopped
[ ] Please quit beating the dead horse
[ ] Possible language barrier
[ ] Recipient NOT a sub/slave/bottom
[ ] Recipient NOT a Dom/me/Master/Top
[ ] Repeat offender
[ ] Sender complaints in initial message about trivial things (religion, weight, personal relationship choices, etc)
[ ] Sender did not read/comprehend recipient's profile
[ ] Sender is unable to handle rejection gracefully
[ ] Sender is unable to grasp basic anatomy or what is physically possible
[ ] Spelling/Grammar/Punctuation/Textspeak/Run on sentences
[ ] Suspected Copy/Paste
[ ] Trolling troll is a obvious troll
[ ] Unwarranted fantasy story
[ ] Unwarranted sexism
[ ] Unwarranted/unsolicited/nonsensical assault on recipient's weight and/or aesthetic appearance
[ ] Wall of text
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