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    Thumbs up 5 things you'd NEVER say

    today, this month or forever

    i like games like this........ like a personality trivia!

    What are 5 things you could never imagine yourself saying? [in personal life, club, to friends, about life etc]


    1. I don't feel like having sex
    2. I'd love to do all the cleaning but I'm really passionate about finishing my math homework
    3. you don't have to buy a dance for me to spend time with you. i love just sitting here!
    4. I'm having a liver detox this month. no alcohol and gym three times a day.
    5. i hate watching rock of love


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    Default Re: 5 things you'd NEVER say

    -Why, yes! I would love tickets to this musical you're offering.
    -Yes, I did see the match last night.
    -Shots!
    -I agree, £20 IS too much for a nude lap dance from a woman who would not give you the time of day OTC, let me discount it for you.
    -I don't feel like having curry for tea again.

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    Default Re: 5 things you'd NEVER say

    1. Her boobs are way too big
    2. Blowjob? No I prefer to wait until we date 15 times before you blow me
    3. Sure I know we just met but here use my Gold Card
    4. You have herpes,,,thats ok lets try the bare back anyway
    5. A threesome????Nah one at a time for me
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    Default Re: 5 things you'd NEVER say

    Of course I'll give a free dance to the bachelor! You guys are so much fun, it's like I should be paying you!!


    I'll have a cheeseburger with extra bacon and extra mayo, please.


    I heard the best sermon at church this morning!


    You don't have to eat my pussy ever again, baby. I hate that anyway.


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    Default Re: 5 things you'd NEVER say

    Of course this bill isn't meant to be broken & isn't an extra tip. Let me pay for your cab ride too.

    Of course I find 65 yr old retired men hot, espically since you're slightly older than my dad. I'd love to date your grey ass. Let me give you my contact info asap. Ok?

    What's happens in VIP? LOTS OF SEX...duh

    I have NO bills or rent to pay, so we can hang out all night for free. I love listening to your problems & try to solve them.

    Today I feel like tipping the host a generous amount & cash his funny money on top of that, especially since he didn't hook me up.

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    Default Re: 5 things you'd NEVER say

    Quote Originally Posted by smeca View Post
    -I agree, £20 IS too much for a nude lap dance from a woman who would not give you the time of day OTC, let me discount it for you.
    Quote Originally Posted by Natalllia View Post
    Of course I'll give a free dance to the bachelor! You guys are so much fun, it's like I should be paying you!!
    LOL. Love these.

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    Default Re: 5 things you'd NEVER say

    I'll think of the other 4 later on. For now I'll post one.

    1. I would love to go to a Dave Matthews concert. That band is the best.
    Quote Originally Posted by Jay12 View Post
    ^What Sophia said.
    Quote Originally Posted by yoda57us View Post
    I wish there was an "auto-like" setting that I could just have applied to all of your posts Sophia....

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    Default Re: 5 things you'd NEVER say

    I have too much money.

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    Default Re: 5 things you'd NEVER say

    1. Of course all my uni work is done. I did it well in advance, not the night before...
    2. Yes, I will meet you in your hotel room after work for £200. That is a small fortune to me. In fact, let me drop my knickers now.
    3. No, no more alcohol for me. I think I've had enough.
    4. I think I'm tanned enough now.
    5. Oh, I don't know. You sort it. I'm just a woman.

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    Default Re: 5 things you'd NEVER say

    I will never run another race.

    I have enough tank tops/skirts/dresses.

    I like short guys.

    I love cars!

    Tea is gross.

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    Default Re: 5 things you'd NEVER say

    1) You're the ugliest person I've ever had the misfortune of seeing.

    2) Of COURSE I would love to watch the (American)Football game!

    3) I think I've spent enough on dances from you, so I'll go get a different dancer.

    4) I hate Vampire: the Masquerade

    5) What? You mean you actually expect me to PAY for lap dances?!?!

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    Default Re: 5 things you'd NEVER say

    Lady Gaga is a musical genius. Her style is fantastic too.

    My brain is tired, so I could only think of one.
    Last edited by sammii; 04-10-2012 at 07:31 PM.

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    Default Re: 5 things you'd NEVER say

    1. I've decided to do a cleanse this week!
    2. Can I hold your baby?
    3. Exercise really helps me relax.
    4. I really enjoying working.
    5. I'd love to go to the salon with you.

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    Default Re: 5 things you'd NEVER say

    1) I'm tired of reading George Dei
    2) I think I've done enough work today
    3) your baby is beautiful, I hope to have one just like it some day
    4) I'm not feeling it, let's just cuddle
    5) I would love to visit the militant non-smoking home of your parents for a weekend!

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    Default Re: 5 things you'd NEVER say

    1. I love your Children, in fact I would like to take over the payments your ex is not making.
    2. Oh yes, a second helping of tofu please.
    3. You drive, I just want to look at the pretty stuff.
    4. Does this speedo look good or what?
    5. No I don't want a microbrew, this coor light is fine.

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    Default Re: 5 things you'd NEVER say

    This is so fun I need to do five more:

    1. Can I come to church with you?
    2. I can't wait to visit my in laws.
    3. Tattoos are so unattractive.
    4. Blood and guts are gross, I don't see how you can watch that/dissect that/touch that/want to examine that.
    5. I think short guys are hot.

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    Default Re: 5 things you'd NEVER say

    1. Meet up? Jinkies, I love meeting random complete strangers off the internet and giving them free sex. It gives me the warm fuzzies inside like I imagine Mother Theresa used to get helping the poor.

    2. I think I need bigger boobs.

    3. Of course I don't work my job for the money! Who cares about paying bills when you all are such a pleasure to chat with online and I live to sit around in my underwear on webcam. Plus, I am just way too fat anyway. I am sure the starving because I can't afford to buy myself groceries will just make me look sexier for the time I spend talking free to you.

    4. Wow, I have all the time the world to do things that I find fun, exciting and have crazy adventures. I am so glad I don't work a job that eats up all my free time with marketing, promotion, talking to people through a million different types of media platforms and being in front of a webcam. That would really suck.

    5. Stripperweb? Bah.....I am never on that website anymore.
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    Default Re: 5 things you'd NEVER say

    Quote Originally Posted by mediocrity View Post
    1. I've decided to do a cleanse this week!
    2. Can I hold your baby?3. Exercise really helps me relax.
    4. I really enjoying working.
    5. I'd love to go to the salon with you.
    #2! I really really don't like babies.

    Here's some more:

    Don't ask Daddy how your little girl bits smell. (my daughter asked him that; he directed her my way. Turns out she had a minor yeast infection).

    Yes, of course I will have sex with you in VIP-for FREE too!

    I'll have a 12 oz steak with a baked potato.

    Let's do shots!
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    Default Re: 5 things you'd NEVER say

    This needs more Nickleback
    That belch was fucking awesome
    I want to talk to you about Jesus
    Time to file my taxes, oh goodie!
    There's not enough intelligent drivers on this road talking on their phones or texting

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    Default Re: 5 things you'd NEVER say

    1. No I am off the clock as of 20 minutes ago, how can I stick around to help you with a problem an 8 year old could solve?
    2. This is too much money, I shouldn't get paid this much.
    3. I agree! 1500 miles from the ocean, this has to be fresh seafood.
    4. I appreciate the way you spend that unemployment check, so I can't feel guilty if I need one too.
    5. Screaming babies are cute, too!

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    Default Re: 5 things you'd NEVER say

    1) Lawyers, Fortune 500 CEOs, and politicians are good honest people.
    2) Motley Crue is a good rock band.
    3) Yeah, your nail and toe nail polish don't match...do not want.
    4) Your Long Island accent is music to my ears.
    5) Whiskey is disgusting. I prefer mix drinks with vodka.

    I'm add a 6th. Swag/Swagger. Worst words ever.

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    Default Re: 5 things you'd NEVER say

    1) Awwhh, I'd love to go to Brazil in June but I should reaaally stop traveling and get serious about my life already.
    2) Just because he doesn't go down on you doesn't mean you should dump him!!!
    3) I'm never late!
    4) ROMNEY 2012
    5) I don't feel like sushi tonight.

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    1) I need sex
    2) Sucking cock makes me cum
    3) Fuck guys under 35. Double that number and now you really have a man!
    4) Sure I'll log off right now and meet you, what's your address again?
    5) Lady Gaga is so talented. She's my fave!

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    Default Re: 5 things you'd NEVER say

    1. Dammit! My erection has now lasted more than 4 hours. I dont know what to do...I better stop and go see a doctor.
    2. Blow me right here in the car?!? No honey, that seems wrong.
    3. Vegas? No thanks.
    4. Check out that guy assfucking that other guy....now that is sexy.
    5. I am really offended by that.

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