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    Quote Originally Posted by camille27 View Post
    let's pause for a second. is this offer available to anyone or just the troll?
    I was thinking the same thing! I want! I want! LoL

    Quote Originally Posted by All Good Things View Post
    Wow, you are so totally busted. So you changed your avatar, like every other single busted troll in the world, and carefully tip-toed around the language that gave you away, careful not to say anything about it.

    And then after all that you wrote, "I am going to strip on the poles?" Really? "Strip on the poles?"

    You're stuck in some sort of ancient linguistic hell and no matter what, can't seem to find your way out.

    So on a more serious note, could you please stop posting puerile dopey crap all over the site? The fact that you suddenly ended the thread here without yet another inane brainless comeback shows you're capable of being shocked out of Trolldom and into some form of consciousness.

    Please use that consciousness and Step Away From the Keyboard.

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    Quote Originally Posted by All Good Things View Post
    Wow, you are so totally busted. So you changed your avatar, like every single busted troll in the world, and carefully tip-toed around the language that gave you away, careful not to say anything about it.

    And then after all that you wrote, "I am going to strip on the poles?" Really? "Strip on the poles?"

    You're stuck in some sort of ancient linguistic hell and no matter what, can't seem to find your way out.

    So on a more serious note, could you please stop posting puerile dopey crap all over the site? The fact that you suddenly ended the thread here without yet another inane brainless comeback shows you're capable of being shocked out of Trolldom and into some form of consciousness.

    Please use that consciousness and Step Away From the Keyboard.

    The whole rest of the sentient world thanks you.



    Sorry, it was just available to the troll. It’s what demonstrated so clearly that he was a troll after all, because he didn’t even see the offer of the $10,000 that he was pretending to want all along – he just ignored it completely.

    Any person who actually believed any of that inane crap would have seen the $10,000 first and ignored everything else. Didn’t happen.

    Anyway, nothing personal, but sending cash like that around to dancers got me into way too much trouble once upon a time on this site, so now I only offer it to scare off trolls. Sorry, it’s a case where the 5% ruin it for the other 95%, but it's a pretty bad "ruin," so we’ve agreed to not do that anymore.
    I am not a troll...
    I will prove myself (also a fan of Lights... so that was no surprise, had nothing to do with my avatar) Check out the date I join this site.

    http://www.thefastlaneforum.com/off-...aire-26-a.html

    The forum is not an adult entertainment forum so I left info out. .

    Also, going back into my past... proving I want to do porno (it's the same way I speak)
    http://forums.philosophyforums.com/c...s.php?id=45493


    then there's the anorexic "period" of my life...
    http://www.whyeat.net/forum/threads/11289-Gogo-Dancing

    (looking back it's been 2 yrs with the same aspiration... how pathetic!)
    --

    and I hate to ruin my image on this site.... since I am reputable member of this forum
    but here it goes... this was when I was browsing the stripper web so I mention that on the forum
    http://www.skincaretalk.com/t/33039/...onths-from-now

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    If you read through all that, and still think of me as a troll then I don't know.

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    Or... maybe it would been better if I was a troll? That could be a good thing in this situation lmao.

    I do not know how to take the "ancient linguistic hell" since no one has told me that before, since I'm 20.

    .well here's a snapshot right before I dropped out of my math course this yr.
    http://procrastinators-anonymous.org/node/4050
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    I knew you were Vatasha! I totally called it....did I actually call it earlier? Damn it, I totally should have called it earlier.

    We all missed you BB. How was Red Lobster?
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    I don't give a fuck if they throw it, crumple it, put it in my garter, my shoe, between my tits, in my thong, or in my hand. Just tip me, bitch.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BringOnTheMen View Post
    I knew you were Vatasha! I totally called it....did I actually call it earlier? Damn it, I totally should have called it earlier.

    We all missed you BB.
    Thanks. I am a long-time lurker... but, yeah finally got serious about things so I join again. I did let things slide for way too long, it's scary how time flies and you realize you just been dreaming thinking about the life (for 2 yrs... going through my threads; geez), as you are studying for college crap/working a menial labor job, then give up on your dreams. Right now is the highest moment of my life actually, so I am so excited. I am going to leave my job and my state next month, and really do the work that needs to be done.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Demonia View Post
    Thanks. I am a long-time lurker... but, yeah finally got serious about things so I join again. I did let things slide for way too long, it's scary how time flies and you realize you just been dreaming thinking about the life (for 2 yrs... going through my threads; geez), as you are studying for college crap/working a menial labor job, then give up on your dreams. Right now is the highest moment of my life actually, so I am so excited. I am going to leave my job and my state next month, and really do the work that needs to be done.
    BB, did you finally lose your virginity? Have you made any progress on your revolutionary Gaga porn? Did your law student bf get his inheritance and take you shopping? I've been dying to know what has been happening in your life!

    Please let me know what you had at Red Lobster and if you recommend it or not. My anniversary is coming up and I'd like to do some fine dining.
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    I don't give a fuck if they throw it, crumple it, put it in my garter, my shoe, between my tits, in my thong, or in my hand. Just tip me, bitch.
    Join my weight loss group!







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    lol

    .... I have so much to catch up on my life, Red Lobster didn't happen.

    ok I remember I made a thread "who owns my heart", well... I found a guy in Maryland, went to him, and found out he had his mother living in house... so it didn't work out, (after he shaved my head; so I couldn't go back home!... never shave your hair it's the worst thing ever!! I was out of my mind, since I was like "he's going to pay for my college, so I better do this. He's a pre-law student...marry him") . It just didn't work out, I could had force it, but I didn't want to be a bdsm slave. I don't know I was really upset about my hair, so I guess I let my body/looks go, since I felt ugly inside.

    So on the bus ride to home, I contact a guy on my cell phone from the dating website. I wasn't going to sleep on the streets lol, at least then, I am more open minded to that.

    here's me describing it (omit the Maryland boyfriend part) I was writing this on my laptop at starbucks
    http://www.thefastlaneforum.com/gene...slow-lane.html

    He picked me up a couple of days, as I went homeless, it was awesome! Homelessness rocks. Then I enroll at the community college, and now it's been a yr so (that's the boyfriend who gave me the cell phone). I feel like a settle woman, and from the first moment I knew I was going to dump this guy as soon as I can.... oh wow, time flies.

    Between then and now; I was all about going to med school, just studying all night long, and I hated it all. Depression, misery, and all that.... I felt horribly depress in November, like "what's the purpose of all this".

    read my depression here,
    http://www.skincaretalk.com/t/27789/...ame-a-disaster

    So, I was kind of like, "should be a doctor... or just quit this" I decided to quit all of this since it's not worth it... not for me, I gave college a chance, and then thought, "you're getting old, you better do your dream now before it's too late". So working and saving my money, I have an egg nest, since I have been so frugal. This month it's been planning researching places, and how to get this goal of mine accomplish.

    I wonder what I can say about my life next yr, lol.
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    ...I have decided that your niche is in reality television. Seriously. Do it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by tuesdaymarie View Post
    ...I have decided that your niche is in reality television. Seriously. Do it.
    I never thought of that... wow.

    I am pretty boring in person... kind of tame and lame.

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    Omg I'm dying. Rolling around in my bed laughing so much my tits hurt.

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    well this thread cured my depression.
    Demonia yes I think you should get involved in porn.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Demonia View Post
    If you read through all that, and still think of me as a troll then I don't know.
    Sure, you’re a troll. I know you’re not big on definitions – it appears that you’ve never been anywhere near an English class you decided was not worth your time – but you are the very definition of a troll.

    You have been masquerading under a fake identity (troll). You post inflammatory bullshit (troll) and respond to well-meaning advice with supremely batshit-crazy posts (troll) designed to get you attention and stir up the community (troll).

    You keep changing your avatar (troll).

    You post links to other sites where you are a troll (troll).

    I would give you a link to where you can read the definition of a troll – where surely they would feature one of your ever-changing avatars as a prime example – but you’d never read it. That takes too long. After all, you’re rushing to become a world famous entrepreneurial show-biz “porno” star billionaire medical doctor to impress your family – you know, those people who you despise, reject, demonize and wish would die some horrible, grueling public death so you could gloat over their blood-stained bones scattered over the barren terrain.

    This dream of yours makes perfect sense to me, since you are, by your own description, a Red-Lobster-reject, bus-riding, head-shaven train-wrecked virgin drop-out who tries to body-tackle loser law-student residents of their mother’s basement and force them into boyfriend status – and to take you shopping with their imaginary inheritances – while madly texting the creepy protozoan slime on dating sites pleading with them to rescue you from your homeless, penniless, bus-riding existence, all of which fails, and after which you actually end up on the street and homeless.

    Then you decide homelessness is “awesome.”

    So even though you’re a troll, I’m pleased to see that my posts have at least driven you to acknowledge who you are. You know, to disclose your previous posts and identity on this site – so that the dancers here can now bat you around like a stray mouse. A wildly psychotically deranged mouse, for sure, but a mouse nonetheless.

    P.S. I'm obviously playing along with your identities, but don't think for a minute that I don't know that there is still old-dude masquerading going on here. There are about a dozen logical impossibilities in your various "stories," a persistent lexicon of an older, clueless and frustrated writer, and a rank stubbornness about acknowledging a reality that is not somehow tragically and woefully insane.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JayATee View Post
    I'm adoring your posts in this thread. It's put me in a good mood today. Maybe I'll have a good night tonight.
    What a gracious and charming thing to say. Thank you! So did you have a good night?

    I could always drop in to your club next time I'm in your area, but honestly I think the best gift anyone could give you at this point would be a week of uninterrupted sleep.

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    Quote Originally Posted by lokikola View Post
    Omg I'm dying. Rolling around in my bed laughing so much my tits hurt.
    me too!!!! this page has made the thread even better! This is hands down the funniest thread I've ever read.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Demonia View Post
    lol

    .... I have so much to catch up on my life, Red Lobster didn't happen.

    ok I remember I made a thread "who owns my heart", well... I found a guy in Maryland, went to him, and found out he had his mother living in house... so it didn't work out, (after he shaved my head; so I couldn't go back home!... never shave your hair it's the worst thing ever!! I was out of my mind, since I was like "he's going to pay for my college, so I better do this. He's a pre-law student...marry him") . It just didn't work out, I could had force it, but I didn't want to be a bdsm slave. I don't know I was really upset about my hair, so I guess I let my body/looks go, since I felt ugly inside.

    So on the bus ride to home, I contact a guy on my cell phone from the dating website. I wasn't going to sleep on the streets lol, at least then, I am more open minded to that.

    here's me describing it (omit the Maryland boyfriend part) I was writing this on my laptop at starbucks
    http://www.thefastlaneforum.com/gene...slow-lane.html

    He picked me up a couple of days, as I went homeless, it was awesome! Homelessness rocks. Then I enroll at the community college, and now it's been a yr so (that's the boyfriend who gave me the cell phone). I feel like a settle woman, and from the first moment I knew I was going to dump this guy as soon as I can.... oh wow, time flies.

    Between then and now; I was all about going to med school, just studying all night long, and I hated it all. Depression, misery, and all that.... I felt horribly depress in November, like "what's the purpose of all this".

    read my depression here,
    http://www.skincaretalk.com/t/27789/...ame-a-disaster

    So, I was kind of like, "should be a doctor... or just quit this" I decided to quit all of this since it's not worth it... not for me, I gave college a chance, and then thought, "you're getting old, you better do your dream now before it's too late". So working and saving my money, I have an egg nest, since I have been so frugal. This month it's been planning researching places, and how to get this goal of mine accomplish.

    I wonder what I can say about my life next yr, lol.

    I want to meet you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by crystalize View Post
    I want to meet you.
    I'll be visiting a club near you.


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    Quote Originally Posted by All Good Things View Post
    Sure, you’re a troll. I know you’re not big on definitions – it appears that you’ve never been anywhere near an English class you decided was not worth your time – but you are the very definition of a troll.

    You have been masquerading under a fake identity (troll). You post inflammatory bullshit (troll) and respond to well-meaning advice with supremely batshit-crazy posts (troll) designed to get you attention and stir up the community (troll).

    You keep changing your avatar (troll).

    You post links to other sites where you are a troll (troll).

    I would give you a link to where you can read the definition of a troll – where surely they would feature one of your ever-changing avatars as a prime example – but you’d never read it. That takes too long. After all, you’re rushing to become a world famous entrepreneurial show-biz “porno” star billionaire medical doctor to impress your family – you know, those people who you despise, reject, demonize and wish would die some horrible, grueling public death so you could gloat over their blood-stained bones scattered over the barren terrain.

    This dream of yours makes perfect sense to me, since you are, by your own description, a Red-Lobster-reject, bus-riding, head-shaven train-wrecked virgin drop-out who tries to body-tackle loser law-student residents of their mother’s basement and force them into boyfriend status – and to take you shopping with their imaginary inheritances – while madly texting the creepy protozoan slime on dating sites pleading with them to rescue you from your homeless, penniless, bus-riding existence, all of which fails, and after which you actually end up on the street and homeless.

    Then you decide homelessness is “awesome.”

    So even though you’re a troll, I’m pleased to see that my posts have at least driven you to acknowledge who you are. You know, to disclose your previous posts and identity on this site – so that the dancers here can now bat you around like a stray mouse. A wildly psychotically deranged mouse, for sure, but a mouse nonetheless.

    P.S. I'm obviously playing along with your identities, but don't think for a minute that I don't know that there is still old-dude masquerading going on here. There are about a dozen logical impossibilities in your various "stories," a persistent lexicon of an older, clueless and frustrated writer, and a rank stubbornness about acknowledging a reality that is not somehow tragically and woefully insane.
    You'll be here probably for a few more yrs, so even if half the forum is gone, you'll still remember me. I'm guessing based on your profile date.

    In 2014, I will post a video of me... winning an adult entertainment video award, of only the age of 22. I will say something on the video like, "thanks to all blah blah blah, and the people who thought I was a troll". Proving that I made it in the adult industry, that I became a stripper, and everything I said came into a reality.

    If you're going to keep a promise like that, then I hope Western Union check comes in lol. If not, then I won't say that on the air.

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    Vatasha, this is a serious question. Why not become a famous... *drumroll* troll? If you stick with the same screen name across all of these random forums that you spew your stupidity on, you could gather like a cult following... of people that wish someone would take away your computer. You could walk all the cyber red carpets, the cyber paparazzi would be taking screen shots of you left and right, maybe your parents would be proud that their kid has finally found his niche, you wouldn't have to lose weight or move to Chicago to go to that really nice gym you heard about there. Think of the possibilities. The internet would be your oyster. If you give me your address I'll mail you (overnight FedEx cause nothing but the best for stars like you) a super prestigious 2012 Trolling Award and a camera so you can record your acceptance speech to upload for our entertainment. I'll also include a gift card to Red Lobster so you can finally order the 'Ultimate Feast' and dine like the winner you are. I've always believed in your trolling ways and for what it's worth, I think you're really good at it (I want a shout out in the speech for that).

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    Wait, wtf just happened?!?!? I have read this whole thread, and dare I say my mind has been fucked? I mean.....my gawd...

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    ^^^^ oh now that is a fantastic name!
    Tiny tweaks----->BIG CHANGES

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