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    I've read the original post like 3 times and all of the responses from the OP and I remain completely baffled.

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    Quote Originally Posted by pinups4 View Post
    Dude...assuming this is legit...DO NOT admit fault in writing. Send her the STD test with $300 in a money order or cash (if cash, hand the sealed envelope to the club manager).

    Include a note identifying yourself by "the incident during your wonderful dance with me last night"

    Say you hope she understands, but you won't be at the club for a while. If she needs toreach you, here is your google voice number (make one)
    Wow.. 300.00 not gonna happen the rest.. maybe. What is Google voice number?

    Quote Originally Posted by unbeleavable View Post
    Addicted, I think you have your answers here & we don't need a play by play. If you post a post like yours, you're going to get some feedback & probably not positive, you violated a woman. Please find another place to get advise on STDs.
    Yeah I'll get some advice about the STD's on medical forum or something, was just trying to "kill two birds with one stone". And also get advice on how to make the girl feel better. I didn't try to give a play by play, I streamlined it from what I posted in the blue section. But everyone asked for the details.

    Quote Originally Posted by BringOnTheMen View Post
    Again, it was 100% your fault. She did not unbutton your pants. You told her the only way you would buy a dance from her is if she did 3 minutes of hardcore grinding, all the while knowing your pants were not buttoned. She would have never thought to check your pants. She followed your directions which put her in a situation where a) it is hard to immediately run away when you see a penis, b) you cannot actually see the penis, and c) vigorous grinding was distracting her enough to realize that she was all of a sudden on your dick.

    I'm going to take a wild stab and guess that your penis is extremely small and that's the primary reason why it was able to easily "pop out" of unbuttoned jeans and why it took more than a split second for her to realize what was going on.
    Yes it is small, at least from what I know.. I don't go around comparing it!

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    Addicted, enough already. Assuming any of this happened, you got at least some of what you wanted, which was your min-penis in direct contact with her vagina. You didn't get it quite inside her, but I have no doubt that you were hoping for that.

    In fact, I am sure that you did everything possible to engineer the popout, including unbuttoning your pants, shimmying as she moved on you, lifting your ass slightly off the seat so that your pants would not be trapped under your ass and perhaps even using the hands that were supposedly down by your side to discreetly nudge your pants down further. And guess what boy blunder, you're not exactly the first guy to pull this shit in a nude VIP room.

    And all of this just for a little rub on your shaft. I guess some guys just have to take whatever they can get.

    I thought that the funniest part of the story was not the ridiculous BS you told us about how your pants came down, but that you actually went back into the club with your name and number and were hoping for an exchange, all of course so that you could - ahem - share testing results. LMAO. Did you really think, after you had violated her in the VIP, that she had any interest in having any more contact with you at all?

    Assuming again that any of this happened, or even if it didn't, you are also getting what you want by posting this story, which is our reactions. And, assuming this is real, you may also be proud of yourself for getting one over on her. But to those of us reading your posts, it all just comes across as a very pathetic tale of a man boy who has to trick a dancer in order to feel a vagina touch his penis.
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    Default Re: How do I make this right.. I feel horibble!

    *sigh*...best advice: just stay out of strip clubs in general. Even if this story is true, you exposed yourself (or let yourself be exposed). Either way, you seem not to care about that at all, since you said next time you'll wear track pants...What will end up happening is the bouncer might do more than just physically throw you out the door.
    If the only way you can enjoy a dance is by getting as close to violating a dancer as possible (at the risk of doing it), then just stay out of strip clubs and hire escorts. Escorts always (in my experience anyways) have condoms on hand for you to use.

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    Default Re: How do I make this right.. I feel horibble!

    You actually should be charged with attempted sexual assault... it's that simple!!!

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    Default Re: How do I make this right.. I feel horibble!

    You and your (apparently defective) sixth-grade education are correcting the grammar of somebody who consults on dictionaries? In several languages? Do you have any clue how idiotic you sound?

    I thought your little tirade about anal sex was very self-revealing.

    Anyway, I'll make this as simple for you as I can.

    1. You've posted a story that can't possibly be true. It's either because you are incapable of correctly describing events -- which seems increasingly likely -- or you are lying about important key points, which so far based on your posts seems equally likely.

    2. What is certain is that in the real world of what actually happened, you've behaved like a jackass, made wildly insulting assumptions about the purported STD expertise of the dancers on this site, suggested that it was the dancer who you violated through appallingly bad behavior who exceeded boundaries (!!) and then spent several thousand words wringing your hands about STDs you might have caught from that implied "dirty stripper."

    3. It's too bad that when you tried to get back in, in addition to throwing you out, the bouncer didn't also break your legs.

    Is that clear enough for you?

    If not, I can write it in five other languages and you can check my grammar for me in each of those languages.
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    Quote Originally Posted by roast View Post
    This legitimately isnt even funny

    Fuck you
    Quote Originally Posted by addicted View Post
    Really mature! I can see why your post count is up so high! You don't take the time to read a thread, and just post whatever comes to mind..
    LMAO! Lets be clear. You are in no position to show up here expounding on the maturity levels of other members. You admit that you regularly go to strip clubs seeking extras. OK, you got something you didn't bargain for but, honestly, it was bound to happen sooner or later given your penchant for seeking-out girls who push the limits of what is acceptable in strip clubs. What annoys me the most about your post is your ridiculously self-absorbed obsession with the possibility that you may have contracted an STD combined with your apparently minimal concern for the fact that you are guilty of, at the very least, bad behavior and, at worst, sexual assault.

    Dude, you fucked up. Learn from it and don't do it again. You had your chance to whine. Now you have to take your medicine from the other members here. If you are smart you will sense the anger coming from the other posters here and understand how wrong what you did was.
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    Quote Originally Posted by rickdugan View Post
    Addicted, enough already. Assuming any of this happened, you got at least some of what you wanted, which was your min-penis in direct contact with her vagina. You didn't get it quite inside her, but I have no doubt that you were hoping for that.

    In fact, I am sure that you did everything possible to engineer the popout, including unbuttoning your pants, shimmying as she moved on you, lifting your ass slightly off the seat so that your pants would not be trapped under your ass and perhaps even using the hands that were supposedly down by your side to discreetly nudge your pants down further. And guess what boy blunder, you're not exactly the first guy to pull this shit in a nude VIP room.

    And all of this just for a little rub on your shaft. I guess some guys just have to take whatever they can get.

    I thought that the funniest part of the story was not the ridiculous BS you told us about how your pants came down, but that you actually went back into the club with your name and number and were hoping for an exchange, all of course so that you could - ahem - share testing results. LMAO. Did you really think, after you had violated her in the VIP, that she had any interest in having any more contact with you at all?

    Assuming again that any of this happened, or even if it didn't, you are also getting what you want by posting this story, which is our reactions. And, assuming this is real, you may also be proud of yourself for getting one over on her. But to those of us reading your posts, it all just comes across as a very pathetic of a man boy who has to trick a dancer in order to feel a vagina touch his penis.
    Yes. I knew my pants were unbuttoned, yes tired to hump her back, and wiggle pants open a bit more. I was hoping I would get to cum. And she would see my wet under ware and give me a naughty look. I did not mean to touch my bare dick on her. I would love to get a unsuspecting girl pregnant. So even if some cum got on her I would have been thrilled.

    I get a charge out of convincing dancers to do extras.. I get more turned doing that, then paying a escort to do what ever I ask her.

    I was hoping to not have to say this because I fear that I will get a lot of flack. But if it means that you guys at least believe it happened I'm willing to take the flack that comes my way.

    I was extremely thrilled that she said she wasn't on the pill, I could have blown my load, right then and there, if I wasn't suddenly worried about a bouncer beating me up, or a disease.

    Despite want you may all think I never meant for my dick to come that far out, and touch her vagina. I did mean for it to come out a bit, so I could make a bit of a mess.

    I know it's wrong to get a girl pregnant, it's just a fantasy usually, and I would never intentionally poke wholes in a condom or have unprotected sex. How ever I almost turned my fantasy into reality. And it was a wake up call, the real consequences of doing so! I could have been hit, beat up by a bouncer, I may have contracted a disease. I got to see her reaction.. which wasn't how I pictured it in my fantasy's. I wanted her to be mad/smug. As it turns out she looked hurt and saddened. I know you think I am a cold hearted bastard, but I didn't want that.. she looked so hurt, and I feel horrible for making her feel that way.

    I legitimately wanted to giver her my contact info to make her fel better, and wasn't going to ask her for her contact info..no way, I would do that.

    That's the whole truth!

    Quote Originally Posted by socialreject View Post
    *sigh*...best advice: just stay out of strip clubs in general. Even if this story is true, you exposed yourself (or let yourself be exposed). Either way, you seem not to care about that at all, since you said next time you'll wear track pants...What will end up happening is the bouncer might do more than just physically throw you out the door.
    If the only way you can enjoy a dance is by getting as close to violating a dancer as possible (at the risk of doing it), then just stay out of strip clubs and hire escorts. Escorts always (in my experience anyways) have condoms on hand for you to use.
    Escorts don't excite me as much. There is no allure of what I can, and can't get away with!

    Quote Originally Posted by SkylerSixx View Post
    You actually should be charged with attempted sexual assault... it's that simple!!!
    Could they charge me with that? I don't want that that's for sure!

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    Dude, you are sick in the head.

    It's a shame you never got to give her your contact information so that she would have been able to send the police directly to you. Or even better yet one of the bouncers from the club to your house to give you a major league beat down.

    That close to getting you off the streets.
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    Quote Originally Posted by countedcrow View Post
    Dude, you are sick in the head.

    It's a shame you never got to give her your contact information so that she would have been able to send the police directly to you. Or even better yet one of the bouncers from the club to your house to give you a major league beat down.

    That close to getting you off the streets.
    That's why I was afraid... Didn't think about that part, glad I didn't give any info now!

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    Quote Originally Posted by addicted View Post
    Could they charge me with that? I don't want that that's for sure!
    Why don't you ask the police yourself? Or better yet, we could send them over to talk to the girl.

    Hmmm, let's see, you were at the Paramount Club, New Westminster, B.C., right? At 652 Columbia Street. So you would have been there two nights ago, assaulting a 19 - 22 year-old attractive brunette (who I hope to God is taking good care of herself). I'm sure they have cameras.

    They should remember you because the bouncer threw your sorry ass out on the street.

    So, there's a happy ending to this story after all: Just think how popular you and your little penis are going to be in jail!

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    Wow.... I can't believe i just read all that...... Wtf

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    I'm tried of reading this sick shit...he's fucked in the head...banned

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    Oh and no matter how you slice it, you're slime

    YOU KNEW your pants were unbuttoned

    YOU KNEW and demanded heavy grind

    YOU KNEW freeing willy was likely
    Maybe u hoped to come

    And

    YOU KNEW. You were so small and thin (down there) she would hardly notice

    You get what you want, and now you want absolution, NO

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    Wow, I just legitimately almost threw up. Thanks to whoever banned him. I hope this girl has him arrested for rape.....

    Just... wow.
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    I call troll.

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    Default Re: How do I make this right.. I feel horibble!

    I highly doubt you didn't know your cock was out. You knew your zipper was down. You have eyes, you can see down there. If you're that safe & concerned about catching an STD you would've made sure that zipper was up too.

    You're only concern is if you can go back to your favorite club. I doubt you give two shits about making her feel violated.

    I would've punched you right in the balls.

    I'm not buying this fucking story.

    ETA - Ok, I didn't even see he got banned. lol. Douche
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    i only made it to the word "trousers" in the first couple paragraphs before i realized that there was no need to read more.

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    ^^^ His last post is atrocious. Can't we as do something? Beyond banning I mean? I have had the same situation happen to me and it is disturbing to say the least.
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    Quote Originally Posted by All Good Things View Post
    Why don't you ask the police yourself? Or better yet, we could send them over to talk to the girl.

    Hmmm, let's see, you were at the Paramount Club, New Westminster, B.C., right? At 652 Columbia Street. So you would have been there two nights ago, assaulting a 19 - 22 year-old attractive brunette (who I hope to God is taking good care of herself). I'm sure they have cameras.

    They should remember you because the bouncer threw your sorry ass out on the street.

    So, there's a happy ending to this story after all: Just think how popular you and your little penis are going to be in jail!
    Standing ovation!

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    What a great idea? Has anyone called the police? I'd be happy to.

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    Default Re: How do I make this right.. I feel horibble!

    The only twist to this is that we don't know if any of these even really happened. I suspect that he made most of this shit up just to rile up other posters.

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    Sounds like a good place to stop...

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