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    Smiley Every night in the club, These are the people Strippers meet.



    Thought this was funny, who else do we see in the club? What about the broke guys who sit in the corner and just watch? or the college boys? lmao
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    Default Re: Every night in the club, These are the people Strippers meet.

    Bwahahahahahahahaha! Don't forget the guy in the Armani suit, with a bottle of Dom on his table and a stack of 20s in his hand...but he's not interested in buying dances. Only in making you feel like crap.

    OR....

    The guy who could get you out of this business and take care of you for life. "Oh, you have all this money, but you won't spend $30 on a dance? How convenient..."

    OR....

    The guy who whips out a wad of bills and tells you it could be yours if you'd just work for him.

    OR....

    The negotiator. "How bout one for free?" How bout you go fuck yourself, sir.
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]

    Farrah rocks your world, biatch!

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    Default Re: Every night in the club, These are the people Strippers meet.

    tee hee. Put it in Funny Pics thread.
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    More fear-mongering? Really? Yes, this is not the 1990's anymore. Yes, things are changing. Either dance or don't. Freaking out and sowing fear isn't going to help anyone.




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    Omg, jealous girlfriend trying to be the cool girlfriend is SO true! I always wanna tell them that they're not going to succeed at giving their guy a good night out, if their evil glares are scaring all us dancers away lol


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    Default Re: Every night in the club, These are the people Strippers meet.

    LOL at the pic of "Regular who never spends money". Why do they all look just like that?!?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Natalllia View Post
    LOL at the pic of "Regular who never spends money". Why do they all look just like that?!?
    QFT!! I swear to god, there is a guy that looks like that guy's twin, and he comes in every night for one beer (that he takes hours to finish) and to play on the game machines. If you're SUPER nice to him, you MIGHT get a dollar *wahoo!*


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    Default Re: Every night in the club, These are the people Strippers meet.

    Quote Originally Posted by Miss_McKenna View Post
    QFT!! I swear to god, there is a guy that looks like that guy's twin, and he comes in every night for one beer (that he takes hours to finish) and to play on the game machines. If you're SUPER nice to him, you MIGHT get a dollar *wahoo!*
    I hate these guys.. might sound mean, but really? We're here to work, not for you to gawk over (for free)!!!! I would break that fucking game machine



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    Default Re: Every night in the club, These are the people Strippers meet.

    lol this made me bust out laughing in the middle of a cafe.. all these pics look like real guys in the club!

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    Default Re: Every night in the club, These are the people Strippers meet.

    What about the guy who says he's a 'producer' or a 'promoter' and wants to give you a flyer or card or something to get in free to some nasty club?

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    Default Re: Every night in the club, These are the people Strippers meet.

    The guy who says "I know there is more to you, that's why I can't buy a dance. Lets talk about your goals."

    The group of Asians that only one gets a dance the entire time

    The guy who is always trying to get grabby no matter how many times you push his hands away.

    The first timer(they are either grabby as hell or good boys who keep their hands to the side)

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    Default Re: Every night in the club, These are the people Strippers meet.

    The guy who "knows the owner."

    The guy who keeps insisting that you "keep it real" and won't let you construct a fun and exciting fantasy world for him.

    The guy who "used to be a DJ in a strip club," so he "knows what's up."

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    Default Re: Every night in the club, These are the people Strippers meet.

    What about "my ex-girlfriend used to dance, I know how this works"

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    Default Re: Every night in the club, These are the people Strippers meet.

    Or the guy that "wants to buy dances, only back at his place, where there's no bouncers and stuff stopping the fun"

    And by bouncers they mean, people who are paid to keep guys like them away from us


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    Default Re: Every night in the club, These are the people Strippers meet.

    Quote Originally Posted by Miss_McKenna View Post
    Or the guy that "wants to buy dances, only back at his place, where there's no bouncers and stuff stopping the fun"

    And by bouncers they mean, people who are paid to keep guys like them away from us
    lmao, by bouncers, they mean, people who can stop a forcible rape. By fun they mean, fun for them, gross for me.

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    Default Re: Every night in the club, These are the people Strippers meet.

    I hate the non spending regs who when you are new tell you they are friends with all the girls, then they wana be your friend too, eww! get a life!
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    Default Re: Every night in the club, These are the people Strippers meet.

    Top post!

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    Default Re: Every night in the club, These are the people Strippers meet.

    Quote Originally Posted by missykrissy View Post
    What about "my ex-girlfriend used to dance, I know how this works"
    I got that sooo many times!

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    Default Re: Every night in the club, These are the people Strippers meet.

    One night I came in, and a girl I'm pretty good friends with says to me, this guy was in here last night who says he used to go out with you!
    Then she described an exbf of mine from years ago to a T.
    Yup. I created a strip club cliche monster. *shudders*

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