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    Default Lap dancing for COPS!

    This was so funny, sortof. Two weeks ago my SO and I had a HUGE fite over me not texting him during the nite/guys texting me/etc.. It ended up with me calling the cops, half neked topless from the hotel lobby. When they came they arrested him for nothing and also took me downtown. During the ride I knew I knew them from somewhere, then it dawned on me that I had given them both lap dances a month ago when they came in baby dolls for a bachelor party! They were very embarrassed to be "discovered" tho cool with it. Its a damn good thing I had cleaned up my technique recently due to management crack downs tho I guess they weren't in the club as undercovers. It was so funny to see huge angry jerk cops all sheepishly denying they knew me. Yeahh...rite, dudes. They'll be back soon I bet. Now, if only they'd drop the bullshit charges against my man! what a weird life we lead.

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    Default Re: Lap dancing for COPS!

    Haha I'm sure you're glad you cleaned up ur act... and drop bs charges against ur man? Aren't you the one who called the cops??

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    Umm.... ook...
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    Default Re: Lap dancing for COPS!

    Ya. Nothing to be proud of here sorry

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    Default Re: Lap dancing for COPS!

    You're hella dumb.

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    Quote Originally Posted by lokikola View Post
    You're hella dumb.
    ^^^ This.
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    ^What Sophia said.
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    I wish there was an "auto-like" setting that I could just have applied to all of your posts Sophia....

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