I had to cross-post this to the No Sweatpant Dances EVER!!! Thread. I hope you don't mind....
http://www.stripperweb.com/forum/sho...40#post2336340
I thought that the purpose of a lap dance was common knowledge. I guess it's not.
A lap dance is similar to a ride on a roller coaster.
The customer pays some money and gets an exhilarating thrill.
Roller coasters offer an adrenaline rush since they scare the living bejeezus out of you without compromising your actual safety.
With lap dances the exhilaration stems from a sexy semi-nude woman lavishing you with expert moves and seductive glances, flirting, and gyrating to a sexy musical track... even though, in reality, the dancer has little to no sexual interest in you.
Roller coaster operators don't want you to careen at break-neck speed to a near certain death.
Strippers don't want you to actually orgasm from a lap dance.
Sure… in either industry accidents happen. But just as roller coasters are not assisted suicide machines… lap dances aren't semi-legalized-almost-prostitutional-orgasm-procedures…. or as I like to call them SLAP-OP's.
The goal is not to ACTUALLY kill/sex the customer, respectively. The goal is to derive a controlled thrill from FLIRTING with the concept of danger/sex (respectively!) and come out a bit frazzled or excited without actually experiencing danger/death or a sex act.
If a customer orgasms, it is akin to jumping out of the protective confines of a very tall, very fast, very dangerous roller coaster. And I think we can all agree that jumping from a roller coaster is either an act of desperation or lunacy.
Thank you for your time. This has been your stripper PSA of the day.
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