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    "We got this question from a customer who was a bit concerned because he was reaching orgasm too quickly in his Lap Dance Pants. He is averaging two songs until climax, and he says he's sometimes unable to postpone the orgasm past two songs.

    A: Everybody is different. Some guys can't come at all during Lap Dances, so consider yourself talented if you can climax during the dance."


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    Quote Originally Posted by bellaz View Post
    Hi Girls,

    I once again noticed some traffic to my site from stripperweb, so I thought I'd come back and see what's new.

    The original poster sounds like a cool girl, and thanks to the others who have been open-minded and supportive.

    I won't directly address the guys who hang out on this board, because I think they're so lame and douchey. What guy would hang out on a stripper support forum? Get a life!

    It sounds like there are some girls here who feel uncomfortable with male sexuality. I urge you to reconsider your profession. With or without my novely item, lap dances are extremely sexual experiences and guys regularly orgasm during lap dances.

    I've spoken with hundreds of strippers about this topic. All have confirmed that orgasms are common. Perhaps your area or your club is truly different. Perhaps you just dance salsa from three feet away in the VIP!!! Maybe I'll come out with a different product for air-dances...

    Anyway, if my product helps you figure out you're in the wrong career, I'm happy.

    Bella

    P.S. Sales are going great. New model coming soon.
    I'm going to second and say you have to be a man pretending to be a woman. The men here who are the lamest are the fake women. Anyway, I never really worked in a high contact club and the few I worked at were some contact was ok I avoided it at all costs. Then again I was an entertainer and men generally didn't come from my dances and I had lots of regulars.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bellaz View Post
    I rest my case. Strippers who hate men should find a new career.
    I don't hate men.

    I hate this product. I hate the merest notion of being an unwilling participant in some customer's orgasm.

    Getting a guy to climax is NOT what stripping is about. What don't you understand about that?
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    ^What Sophia said.
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    Quote Originally Posted by bellaz View Post
    In Sophia's analogy, the male orgasm is being equated to a tragic death due to mechanical malfunction.

    I rest my case. Strippers who hate men should find a new career.

    If you're giving contact lap dances, your customers are having a sexual experience. It's known as an "ass job". In my opinion, an ass job is a sex act whether or not the guy achieves orgasm... just like a blow job would be.

    haha
    No I am giving my customers a fantasy. If they want to have an orgasm go to a brothel. I don't hate men. I hate the PLs who don't know the difference between a hooker and a stripper. It is not my job to get them off.
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    I think this is stupid. It is humiliating if you ask me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bellaz View Post
    I won't directly address the guys who hang out on this board, because I think they're so lame and douchey. What guy would hang out on a stripper support forum? Get a life!

    on.

    In all fairness, not every guy can be cool enough to cum in his pants, and then have that yummy stew of lube and his own mangoo be trapped around his junk for the balance of the night. We can only dream of having that 'life'

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    Quote Originally Posted by bellaz View Post

    Bella

    New model coming soon.
    WOOHOO!!!!! Please, please, please tell me this is the new "shit in your pants adaptor"!!!!

    I cant tell you how many times I have sitting in a stripclub with your FANTASTIC product on....just fucking BASTING in my juices and thinking.......you know what would make this better?

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    Quote Originally Posted by socialreject View Post
    Well, if you want to talk context, let's talk about contact-lap dances. Not every LD is going to be a contact LD. Is it wrong of me to remind dancers here that nobody is forcing them to give contact LDs? I understand this is a support site, but if I am not allowed to inject any input at all into these threads, then why bother even allowing customers to sign up, much less post?
    No one is stopping you from interjecting or posting are they? We just aren't necessarily agreeing with you. A board like this is participatory in nature. If you don't want to entertain opposing views it might be better for you to start a blog and disable the comment feature...
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    Quote Originally Posted by socialreject View Post
    I can appreciate that. Sometimes I feel I have to take a bit of extra time to defend men on this issue, because the urge to take it over the edge can be so strong. Our desire to orgasm is a physical feeling on a level that most females will never know. Thank you for taking time to discuss it.

    No no no....you arent defending MEN... You are defending PLs who cum in their pants during a lapdance. If it happens accidentally, its just pathetic...if it is on purpose...its fucking disturbing. Feel free to defend yourself...leave men out of it.

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    I think we can all agree that any man wearing the liquid lapdance panties is disgusting.

    I mean just look at them:

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    Imagine that ^^^ with a gooey glob of lube inside. Ugh. Nasty!

    http://www.stripperweb.com/forum/sho...80#post2175180
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    ^What Sophia said.
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    Quote Originally Posted by lemiwinks31 View Post
    No no no....you arent defending MEN... You are defending PLs who cum in their pants during a lapdance. If it happens accidentally, its just pathetic...if it is on purpose...its fucking disturbing. Feel free to defend yourself...leave men out of it.
    Yea, it's pretty easy to say 'woah calm down'. It's not like you're having sex, and it's passionate... IT'S A LAPDANCE. You're wearing clothes! Tell her to calm it down if it's too much for you.

    In fact, all the sexual partners I've had they're able to stop if they feel like they're getting too close... if they can stop during sex, I'm pretty sure PLs can say 'honey, I''m sorry, can you budge off my lap.'

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    Quote Originally Posted by lemiwinks31 View Post
    No no no....you arent defending MEN... You are defending PLs who cum in their pants during a lapdance. If it happens accidentally, its just pathetic...if it is on purpose...its fucking disturbing. Feel free to defend yourself...leave men out of it.
    Well then I have nothing to defend, as I have yet to cum in my pants. All I'm saying is, this product is nothing more than a silly gimmick thought up by someone who obviously feels they can make money off of it. As in, they feel there is a market for it. That's all. Congrats to you for touting how much of a "real" man you are

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    You know what I call men who cum in their pants during a lap dance? losers who can't get off any other way.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sophia_Starina View Post
    I had to cross-post this to the No Sweatpant Dances EVER!!! Thread. I hope you don't mind.... http://www.stripperweb.com/forum/sho...40#post2336340

    I thought that the purpose of a lap dance was common knowledge. I guess it's not.

    A lap dance is similar to a ride on a roller coaster.
    The customer pays some money and gets an exhilarating thrill.

    Roller coasters offer an adrenaline rush since they scare the living bejeezus out of you without compromising your actual safety.
    With lap dances the exhilaration stems from a sexy semi-nude woman lavishing you with expert moves and seductive glances, flirting, and gyrating to a sexy musical track... even though, in reality, the dancer has little to no sexual interest in you.

    Roller coaster operators don't want you to careen at break-neck speed to a near certain death.
    Strippers don't want you to actually orgasm from a lap dance.

    Sure… in either industry accidents happen. But just as roller coasters are not assisted suicide machines… lap dances aren't semi-legalized-almost-prostitutional-orgasm-procedures…. or as I like to call them SLAP-OP's.

    The goal is not to ACTUALLY kill/sex the customer, respectively. The goal is to derive a controlled thrill from FLIRTING with the concept of danger/sex (respectively!) and come out a bit frazzled or excited without actually experiencing danger/death or a sex act.

    If a customer orgasms, it is akin to jumping out of the protective confines of a very tall, very fast, very dangerous roller coaster. And I think we can all agree that jumping from a roller coaster is either an act of desperation or lunacy.




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    Quote Originally Posted by socialreject View Post
    Well then I have nothing to defend, as I have yet to cum in my pants. All I'm saying is, this product is nothing more than a silly gimmick thought up by someone who obviously feels they can make money off of it. As in, they feel there is a market for it. That's all. Congrats to you for touting how much of a "real" man you are
    Except it's not a silly gimmick. It's degrading. It's disgusting. It's WRONG. On so many different levels. You seem unable to grasp the concept of what the problem is here.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kellydancer View Post
    You know what I call men who cum in their pants during a lap dance? losers who can't get off any other way.
    No, he just has a hair trigger and doesn't belong in a strip club. I've said it before and I'll keep on saying it. If a man can't control himself, he needs to stay out of strip clubs.

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    Quote Originally Posted by socialreject View Post
    No, he just has a hair trigger and doesn't belong in a strip club. I've said it before and I'll keep on saying it. If a man can't control himself, he needs to stay out of strip clubs.
    Wow you are ridiculously dense. Do you not understand that some guys go specifically to get off? How about the guys that get themselves "ready" before a dance? And how about this product? Specifically designed to help guys get off. We're DANCERS. We get paid to dance. Not to get guys off. SMFH.
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    Quote Originally Posted by JayATee View Post
    Except it's not a silly gimmick. It's degrading. It's disgusting. It's WRONG. On so many different levels. You seem unable to grasp the concept of what the problem is here.
    I don't know what else to say. There are people out there who think strip clubs are "degrading, disgusting, and just plain WRONG". And they feel just as strongly about it as you do. That doesn't make them right. Entitled to their opinion? Yes. But right? Hell no.
    Look, this is a capitalist system. People are going to come up with all kinds of stupid stuff they think they can sell. Personally I don't agree with the message it sends either (that its okay to cum in your pants during a dance and that you should actively try to). But that's just my opinion.
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    Quote Originally Posted by JayATee View Post
    Except it's not a silly gimmick. It's degrading. It's disgusting. It's WRONG. On so many different levels. You seem unable to grasp the concept of what the problem is here.

    This! A million times this. If I could thank you again I would.

    While you think it's a 'silly gimmick'...

    Imagine you were asleep (for the 'unknowing' factor) and a really fat, unwashed woman with diseases rubs herself against you until she comes. Violated yet?

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    Quote Originally Posted by socialreject View Post
    I don't know what else to say. There are people out there who think strip clubs are "degrading, disgusting, and just plain WRONG". And they feel just as strongly about it as you do. That doesn't make them right. Entitled to their opinion? Yes. But right? Hell no.
    Look, this is a capitalist system. People are going to come up with all kinds of stupid stuff they think they can sell. Personally I don't agree with the message it sends either (that its okay to cum in your pants during a dance and that you should actively try to).
    Oh fucking please.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sophia_Starina View Post
    I think we can all agree that any man wearing the liquid lapdance panties is disgusting.

    I mean just look at them:

    grossness.jpg

    Imagine that ^^^ with a gooey glob of lube inside. Ugh. Nasty!

    http://www.stripperweb.com/forum/sho...80#post2175180
    Thank you for posting the pic Sophia. It's much easier, for me at least, to realize just how stupid, pathetic and sad the whole idea is with a visual...
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    Quote Originally Posted by yoda57us View Post
    Thank you for posting the pic Sophia. It's much easier, for me at least, to realize just how stupid, pathetic and sad the whole idea is with a visual...
    Yoda sums up my viewpoint quite succinctly. Thank you.

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    Wow just wow. Yeah people are always trying to cut in on the profits. It would be weird if club owners had these on sale in the club. Or threw in a free pair with a VIP booking. Wow that picture! Looks so gross. I mean the style seems a bit tight around the hips. So from sweatpants boner man to the liquid oozing guy. Wow

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    Quote Originally Posted by socialreject View Post
    I can appreciate that. Sometimes I feel I have to take a bit of extra time to defend men on this issue, because the urge to take it over the edge can be so strong. Our desire to orgasm is a physical feeling on a level that most females will never know. Thank you for taking time to discuss it.
    I could introduce you to a lot of women who know all about it...




    OK I have cleaned up this thread twice. We all know that stripclubs aren't garden society meetings, and some guys go there to get off. Some dancers are more than willing to help, as is apparent from all the fucking cameras and bouncers/managers having to watch them and girls still trying to pull it off (pun intended sorry). Sad but true.

    But this forum was not created to defend guys who wear LiquidLapdance shorts, either.

    Just keep the insults out of it, please.
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    Quote Originally Posted by rickdugan View Post
    Margarita, how in the world did you manage to make it on to their mailing list?
    LOL
    The emailed link wasn't from that company. It was from a former dancer who wrote, "You're not going to believe this." She was correct.

    I'm laughing my ass off reading through this thread.
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