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    Default Dear Customer.....if you're trolling here.....

    I cant cum in 5 minutes and even if I could I would not!Lets make that 15-20min?
    I can show you my boobs in the first 2 minutes if you want.....
    PS: I love you anyway.. except if you dont pay.
    Money hungry? No.. Im just doing YOU a FAVOR!
    AND.......... if you want, I can pay YOU $10 to use a big anal toy... Hell, Ill pay you $11.
    Without complaining that you;re expensive...
    You see..money is just an object..
    and now....
    "show ass bb to see if you;re worth it..."
    lol

    what would you tell your customers...
    let it out .. free yourself.. lol

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    Default Re: Dear Customer.....if you're trolling here.....

    "A 30-minute Skype session (or private chat session) DOES NOT mean I'll be pounding my pussy for 30 minutes straight!"

    "Don't bother inquiring about my Skype rate if you have 0 tokens and intend on ripping me off with PayPal (fuck that) anyway!"


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    Default Re: Dear Customer.....if you're trolling here.....

    ... I know you love me and I'm the best girl on the site but hanging out in free chat all night professing your undying admiration doesn't pay my bills. Of course you own a private jet and own your own business. That's why you haven't bought one show yet. This is not match.com. I just wanna get naked, pour oil on my ass and make you cum. Comprende??

    And I know you can save me from this life (captain save-a-hoe) and make my life better but for the time being can you just jack your dick and let me worry about my soul later.

    Thanks


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    Default Re: Dear Customer.....if you're trolling here.....

    I don't want to be your gf. I don't want to talk to you on the phone unless I'm getting paid for it. I don't want to meet you. I don't want to see pictures of your dick.


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    Default Re: Dear Customer.....if you're trolling here.....

    To the customers who understand I am a service provider, who do not ever expect to meet me, who enjoy watching and even say thanks at the end with maybe a nice tip when they had an extra fun time ~~ Thank you for realizing this is not a dating service and that I do this as a way to pay my bills, not to entertain you in free chat.



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    Default Re: Dear Customer.....if you're trolling here.....

    I actually love interacting with you! I really do but if ur gonna hang in my room all the time and truly value my personality, the least you could do is help support me! Take me into paid chat here and there when u have it, tip me if you like! Show me you appreciate me and my work and I will give you my full attention (like I do for all of my regs who enter my room). Do not expect me to chat all day with you when u have never spent a cent on me. Realize this is my job. Yes we love to fuck ourselves but we also have bills to pay. Please don't ask me to stand up, or show my ass, or my tits. It never works and shows me ur really not worth my time. Read my profile, its not long at all so you don't become annoying and ask questions about things that are already stated...Know that I am purely entertainment! I do not meet up and I would not recommend you meeting up with me when u know nothing about me. I could be a psycho serial killer but you wouldn't know that because you were so quick to meet up.....All I'm saying is support the hustle guys! I love you all but some of u are in dire need of camgirl customer etiquette lol






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    Default Re: Dear Customer.....if you're trolling here.....

    I love what I do and actually do enjoy interacting with all you guys but my chat room is not a homie hang out. I'm on for a very short amount of time each shift and if I ask what you guys want to do, ehhh im not horny and i just want to chill is OKAY as long as you're periodically tipping or contributing..not even a lot. Just because I'm not doing a sexual act at the moment, if you're sitting in my chat room for over an hour enjoying my company you're still using my services as a camgirl. Some guys do get into the community of whatever site they're on and do just like to hang out all day in chat rooms but imagine it like you're going to a restaurant and whenever the waitress asks if you want to order something, you say no. If you're not going to order GTFO. There's so much free porn out there that people think they're entitled to it. Porn cost time and money to make...no other industry lets you steal as much free content as the porn industry. It sucks for the performers. Support your performers!

    A lot of people don't want to pay us cuz they think we're just lazy, sluts and this isn't a real job. News flash, the adult industry is a multi-billion dollar industry...that money doesnt just appear outta no where. The performers have to work for that. Just because your moral hang ups wont allow yourself to acknowledge that this is a real job, doesn't mean you're right and you should try to reduce the services I'm providing as me just being a sugar baby and lucky for any tips i get. I pay real bills, i pay real taxes...the gov't and irs consider this a legitimate earned income. I work all day around, pretty much a one man team and have managed to start a profiting business by myself. I do more work off cam than on cam. Looks like a real job to me.


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    Default Re: Dear Customer.....if you're trolling here.....

    Dear Custies:

    Most of you are amazing, and sweet, and genuinely fun to talk to. I love love LOVE the guys who are friendly and amazing, because they treat me like a PERSON. Because of this I try to give off the same vibe in return. But for those of you who, despite me being polite, friendly, and happy to talk to you, are rude, annoying and pushy, please remember a few things:
    1: I'm not a robot, and if I don't want to do something, please respect that.
    2: Just because I'm on a cam site, DOESN'T mean I want to date/fuck/marry/go on a trip with you/call you on the phone.
    3: I don't tolerate rudness. Period. If I'm sweet to you, and you're not sweet back, you're banned. And I never clear my ban list. Ever.
    4: Asking me to do my JOB for free is the rudest thing of all. I can understand if you're new on a cam site and don't understand how it works yet... but please, treat the girls you like with a little respect and respect that this is their work, their money, and their job. They don't show up at Mcdonalds demanding you shove free fries in their face, and you wouldn't expect any store to give you things for free, to 'see if it's worth it'. Of course we are worth it! This is a hard job, a job that takes a lot of guts and a thick skin. ANYONE who gets on cam and faces it is worth whatever they want to charge. Period.





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    Default Re: Dear Customer.....if you're trolling here.....

    If you are asking 'how much is PVT' then YOU CAN'T AFFORD IT!

    Aside from that, thank you to all my regulars. And the ones that come into premium/exclusive with me time after time, are always sweet gentlemen, and never ask me to meet up. Thanks to the REAL MEN. . that log on to just get off!


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    Default Re: Dear Customer.....if you're trolling here.....

    No anal! No! Not one finger! Nothing goes up in my ass! For real! No you cannot pay me enaugh!

    Oh I have forgotten to add: When I say NO it means NO. Please, you are beautiful, you are wonderful, I love you etc will not help. Especially when you think these will help you to see free stuff... No is NO.

    Uh-huh, sorry for editing it again, but I have one more:

    The: "Where are you from?" Does it matter? It's a cam sex site, it does not matter. Don't you know better way to start conversation? It's a cam sex ite. You don't have to go on with these polite craps to get me. Actually questions like this piss me off.
    Last edited by Glasses; 04-24-2012 at 12:59 PM.


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    Default Re: Dear Customer.....if you're trolling here.....

    I get an unbelievable amount of joy when your cheep ass accidentally stays in private 31 seconds and has to pay almost $5 for the joy of seeing me smile.


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    Default Re: Dear Customer.....if you're trolling here.....

    Dear custies, you all tell me that you love my curvy roundness, so please be so kind and not ask me every 5 seconds to stand up, turn around or dance for you....... i wont be curvy if I should honour all these requests!!!!


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    Default Re: Dear Customer.....if you're trolling here.....

    1. Repeatedly telling me "cum bb" the moment you enter private chat is not going to make me cum any faster, in fact it will only distract and or annoy the shit out of me and make me take THAT MUCH LONGER to "cum", bb.

    2. Do not tell me "you're my favorite girl on here" if you've never taken me private or joined any gold shows, bb.

    3. If you ask me to "show ass bb" and then someone tips in order to see my ass, you will be banned before I show said ass. You're better off to tip for it, or shut the fuck up and wait to see it if you insist on being a free loading mother fucker, bb.

    4. Just because you live in the same state/city as me, does not mean I will meet up to fuck you, no matter how big and amazing you think your cock is, bb.

    5. No, I will not "check out your pics" and then be so blown away that I'll do that free show on Skype that you keep asking me about, so fuck off or go private, bb.

    6. I actually do enjoy the majority of you.
    xoxo ~ Sarah





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    Default Re: Dear Customer.....if you're trolling here.....

    Quote Originally Posted by thatgirl2011 View Post
    I don't want to be your gf. I don't want to talk to you on the phone unless I'm getting paid for it. I don't want to meet you. I don't want to see pictures of your dick.
    This pretty much sums it up

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    Default Re: Dear Customer.....if you're trolling here.....

    Dear Custies,

    My prices are non negotiable, and I am a cam girl, not a surgeon. I would need a medical license to OPEN BOOBS BB. Yes I CAN show you my ass, and I CAN twirl, just as soon as you make it worth it to ME. There are no freebies, you are not at wal-mart trying samples. You pay to play. Follow just a few rules and we can be online bff's!


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    Default Re: Dear Customer.....if you're trolling here.....

    Dear Customer,

    If I do exactly what you want and you give me a 1 star rating, I never want to see you again. I will ban you on sight.
    I don't really want to get to know you unless you pay me. I don't care if I'm your favorite, especially if you don't pay my bills.
    I don't like when you tell me to do a million things at once, I am a human being after all. I don't like when you waste my time with 2 second private shows (why do you do this anyways?). I don't care where you live, you shouldn't care where I live either. I will not speak to you after the 4th question. If you want more attention, then it's time to go into a private. I will not answer sexual questions in free chat, since I know you're probably jerking off to that for free. I don't want to meet you. I don't want anything to do with you in real life.

    You have to remember this is my JOB. I am not here to sit around and talk for free all night with you.

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    Default Re: Dear Customer.....if you're trolling here.....

    Dear Custies,

    Do not sit in my room without speaking. It's rude. Saying "Hi" is free.

    Do not demand that I show you anything. If you want flashes TIP for them. I even have prices listed.

    Do not ask me to pee or poop in private. I wont. I dunno who the hell is doing this but I will not. *instant ban*

    Do not tell me you are "jacking your dick" in my free chat unless you plan to take me private within the next 30 seconds. I will block you.

    Do not ask for a "preview of what you're paying for". I have pictures. At McDonalds you do not get to taste the burger until you PAY FOR IT.

    Do not give me your phone number. I will not call you. Same goes for emails.

    Do not ask if I have a Skype. If I did why would I talk to you on it for free?

    Do not tell me what "other girls" do in their room. I don't give a shit. Feel free to leave if I'm boring you with my clothes on.

    Do not tell me my prices are too high. If you can't afford me just quietly leave. No need to make yourself look dumb/cheap. There's plenty of Russian/African studios with girls at .99 cents a minute

    Do not ask me to meet you. I won't. EVER. I am not a prostitute. Or a slut.

    Do not ask me why I don't do anal. Who cares?

    Do not bother calling me the N word, fat, ugly etc. to get a reaction out of me. You won't. And why are you begging for flashes if I'm so
    ugly?


    To the rest of you who actually are respectful. I love you. I really do! Even if you just sit in my room and keep me company. Just don't BEG.







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    Default Re: Dear Customer.....if you're trolling here.....

    I used to love being on cam with you, but I am so fucking sick of you trying to take advantage of me and talk down to me. There are only about a dozen of you guys out there that I actually enjoy. This is for the rest of you:

    Stop telling me how to do my job. No, I will not make more money if I show everything in free chat. No, I'm not going to do a gold show because you think I'll make more. No, I will not cross my boundaries even if you say I will get more shows if I do. Who are you to tell me how to run my room? Why are you so concerned with how much I'm making when your broke ass isn't even spending? I'm not talking about money so why are you? Are you my e-pimp now? You know, if you're so fucking business minded let's see you join a site as a male webcam model and we'll see how much YOU are able to make every day, shall we?

    Believe it or not, I am not turned on by every single fetish/sex act/scenario out there. If I tell you I don't do something on cam, Do Not Ask Me "Why?" Who are you that I have to answer to you? If I tell you I don't feel like doing anal today, don't ask me why. If I tell you I'm not in the mood to do a gold show, don't ask me why. If I tell you I'm not into dominating men, don't ask me why. BECAUSE I DON'T FEEL LIKE IT, THAT'S WHY! I'm telling you my boundaries BEFORE you take me into a show so that you know what my limits are. All you need to know is what you can and cannot expect from my show, you don't need to know anything more than that. Stop being so presumptous and acting like I owe you some type of explanation as to why I'm not willing to do certain things to my body.

    I don't care what other models are doing so do not, I repeat, Do NOT come into MY room talking about other models. I don't care if you are praising them or insulting them, I don't want to hear it and I will ban you before you can blink. Do you really think I care what other girls are doing when I am on here trying to make my money? I think you just want attention, either that or you're a drama queen. Either way, you suck.

    Just because you did a 1 minute 43 second show with me on October 13th of last year you are NOT entitled to a lifetime of undivided attention in free chat. Do you really think that just because you spent a few dollars on me months and months ago I'm supposed to ignore everyone else and focus on you alone? You're not doing me any favors, homebody. You bought a service, and I provided you with that service. If you still want my attention tip or do a show. Stop acting so entitled.

    Calling me a bitch, whore, telling me one of my body parts isn't to your liking, etc. does NOT make me want to do a show with you. You may think it's "cute" to call me a ho but baby, that ain't no term of endearment, that's straight up disrespect and I don't tolerate that. I'm not so hard up for money that I will do a show with someone who makes me feel inferior. Thanks but no thanks.

    Don't waste my time. Just don't. Don't tell me you want a custom video and then disappear never to be heard from again. What, you can't even reply to my follow up email? Don't tell me you want a private show and then bounce. I'm not into spending 10-15 minutes discussing show and price details with you just for you to put me on ignore. Don't sit in free chat for 3-4 hours a day, 5-6 days a week for months on end and never even send me a dime. Do you actually get off on that? I have a feeling you're stalking me. Weirdo.

    In conclusion, you've basically made me hate men. With the exception of about a dozen of you, I truly don't give a fuck about you and I can't wait until I can afford to cut down to only camming part time so I don't have to deal with your broke asses.


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    Default Re: Dear Customer.....if you're trolling here.....

    Just because u tipped me, that does not mean I will do numerous stuff for u just for that one tip. Want something else then tip again.


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    Default Re: Dear Customer.....if you're trolling here.....

    Dear Customers,
    Your dick is not that special. I cam full time, do you even realize how many dicks I see a day? A lot. Thus, if you come into my room and ask if I remember you and when I say no and ask you to refresh my memory, do not say you were the one with the big dick. *facepalm*

    Two, please do not send me your phone number through private messages. Often, my boyfriend sits behind me when I'm messing around on the computer and he will call your phone number and ask you if your refrigerator is working. And you know what? I'm not going to stop him. Really, what did you think was going to happen? Either you thought I was going to call you and we were going to sex talk for free, or you were hoping to either make me into your girlfriend/whore/personal slut. None of those sounds appealing to me.

    Three, contrarily to common belief and myth, cam girls are not stupid. If you come into free chat and claim "just show ass/pussy/feet/boobs/clit and I'll go private for THREE HOURS" for some reason, we find ourselves not believing you. Also, if you come into my free chat and proclaim that you're currently sitting with/fucking/getting blown by a female such as your wife/girlfriend/mother (yep, I've had that happen), when you proceed to try to have free sex chat I will openly ridicule you in front of my room (and in front of my friends when I get off) for thinking that just because you happened to be near a female, that entitled you to my complete attention and free sex chat from me.

    And finally, why can't you see this is just a job to me? You give me money and I give you happy sexy fun times. Please note that dick pics, compliments, trying to break my ego, the promise to pay afterwards, puny blackmail attempts at revealing my identity, and finally breaking down and writing long strings of insults in caps lock will not be accepted.

    Sincerely,
    Seductive


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    Default Re: Dear Customer.....if you're trolling here.....

    I really could care less how big your dick is, and to tell the truth once you turn on your cam for me I'm going to instantly realize that your "13 inch cock" really is only about 4 inches. I am not that stupid.

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    What a lovey thread Fridays and great idea to thank all all those boys! It seems that most of what I would like to say has been said and most of the groups of guys have been thanked but there is one group that I would like to thank personally.

    To all you trolls/keyboard warriors that think its fun, grown up and brave to hop in and out of girls rooms calling them names and trying to put them down, THANKYOU THANKYOU THANKYOU!!! What doesn’t kill me makes me stronger and it is you guys that have made me the strong independent woman that I am today. Seriously I couldn’t have done it without you, keep up the good work guys.
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    Default Re: Dear Customer.....if you're trolling here.....

    Dear Men,

    If you ask me to view your cam in free, if I DO, it's only because I'm going to troll you harder than you've ever been trolled before.

    I might scream and cry and ask you what's wrong with it
    I might ask you what disease you have to make it look like THAT!?
    I might tell you you're not bleeding enough for my tastes
    I might tell you to peel it like a banana, mmmm that's right bbbbbbb

    Sincerely,
    Someone with a fucked up sense of humor and no regrets


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    Default Re: Dear Customer.....if you're trolling here.....

    Dear customer i am tired of telling u obvious answers . i know you are just trying to be an attention whore sitting in my room all night asking obnoxious questions while i talk to paying customers.

    1: im from the US its in my profile....2: im 22 its in my profile.....3:i only do exclusives its in my profile....4:no anal its in my profile....5: my name?? ITS RIGHT ABOVE MY DAMN HEAD ON THE SCREEN! WHY ARE U ASKING ME QUESTIONS WHEN THE ANSWERS ARE RIGHT THERE?!!!!

    oh and please stop with questions that wouldnt make a differnece....

    do u have a bf? why would it matter. Do u like big cock? no i like non existent limp french fries of a dick. where in the us? im not saying im just in the us. texas? no...cali? no....maryland? stop guessing... florida? *BAN*

    if u fake sending me gold u will never have the privilege of seeing me in even free chat again .

    (yesterday)
    cheap loser: has sent you five golld <----- fake
    me: hey u forget to spell your fake gold right... *ban*


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