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    Default Escorts: Feel free to read and discuss...Inappropriate emails

    After recent batch of emails containing one-liners and crass language, I decided to write blog on the subject. Some of the funnier emails have been deleted, but I posted screenshots of older ones that were good examples of what not to say when contacting an escort for the first time.

    http://t.co/su70iOFr

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    Default Re: Escorts: Feel free to read and discuss...Inappropriate emails

    Omg, how could you pass up the second one - free chocolate AND a skillful massage

    Seriously though, you're so right. Sleazy emails = deleted. I don't know why guys think it would be any other way. I guess they're used to emailing the "omgz $100 for greek call me now!!!" girls, or something


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    Default Re: Escorts: Feel free to read and discuss...Inappropriate emails

    I dont delete, but I dont respond and put them in archive. I have the worst memory in the world, but every so often, Ill get an email from someone and think why does that email addy sound so familiar?! And when I do a search of my email, Ill find that dreaded stoopid email that they wrote to me a month or so prior. If they werent a gentleman the first time around, I doubt they are one now, and I will sent any other emails they send me into archive as well.

    I generally feell ike "oh fuck why me..."when I get emails like that. Bargaining, one liners, trying to use a sense of humour to get what they want...all of that is foolishness.
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    Default Re: Escorts: Feel free to read and discuss...Inappropriate emails

    Quote Originally Posted by Miss_McKenna View Post
    Omg, how could you pass up the second one - free chocolate AND a skillful massage

    Seriously though, you're so right. Sleazy emails = deleted. I don't know why guys think it would be any other way. I guess they're used to emailing the "omgz $100 for greek call me now!!!" girls, or something
    You forgot about the baby oil part! The thought of myself covered in baby oil while eating a greasy bar of chocolate made me die laughing. Sorry to say his sense of humor wasn't enough to get him the discount he so deserved.

    Who wants to be drenched in baby oil??? What a mess!
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    [QUOTE=tabithacooks;2337560Who wants to be drenched in baby oil??? What a mess![/QUOTE]

    Hahaha that's exactly what I thought!! I was picturing a woman standing in someone's bedroom dripping baby oil with a pissed-off look on her face lol


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    Lol yeah that's my dream session right there...to have some old guy make me all greasy with baby oil!

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