Ive been dancing 2for years, but im just getting back into the swing of things after being on a break. I went to go audition at a club here and as im waiting for the bouncer to take me in to see the house mom.. as im waiting a dayshift girl comes walking out and goes over to tip the bouncer.. she motions for me to come over and says "hey sweetheart come here for a sec".. confused, i wallk over and she proceeds to tell me that the nightshift housemom is also the owner and a bitch, and i wont get hired for nights because im too "big" (keep in mind this girll had a GOOD 30 lbs on me). I listen to her ramble a good 5 mins about how "even she" got told to come back for dayshift; as if she was somehow better than me. And let me say, no. Not even close. Im not concieted but this girl was sloppy fat, like u could see cellulite thru the sweatpants that were lodged up in her big ol buttcrack, and a "howdy there im susie mae my aunts my sister and my cousins my brother" type face. . Shes like "uve got a gorgeous face but ur too big. Come back on days"... all the while the bouncer is standing behind here waving his hands and shaking his head no. It was quite comical..bitch girl walks off and the bouncer was like "honey trust me, ur perfect for nights. I dont mean to cross boundaries but u r fucking hot"...so i go in and talk to the house mom and shes like "well uve got a gorgeous face but"... suddenly a wave of dread washes over me "let me see you naked before i decide".. so i strip down to my t back, and she asks me to do a little spin.. then a big smile flashes on her face "alrighty have a seat while i get papers to show u were to get ur permit". Then some girl comes up to me while im sitting there.. "omg u are beautiful. Hot. Omg" i awkwardly say thank you. She was wasted llol. "You are so hot..housemom' isnt she stunning".. "yes she is, thats why i hired her".
I obviously was thin/pretty enough to be in a magazine for one of the most famous strip club chains in the u.s... bitch.
Cant wait to show up and wave in passing to that dayshift bitch.
Normally shit dont bother me but this girl brought a whole new meaning to "oh no she didnt". I just dispise girls who pull that shit. As ugly as she was, and how much i wouldve loved to told her she has no business stripping, i kept my mouth shut. As i should.
Sorry for the rant.![]()




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