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    Default The Best Mixture for....ejaculating dildo.

    Ok ladies - put your thinking caps on...

    I just got the ejaculating dildo and I am super excited to make some porn with it....

    However, the mixture, I am unsure what would work best. I am afraid to put anything too thick in there because it would get stuck...

    but I don't want to use anything that's super liquid because it won't look realistic. I was thinking about using kitten's milk at first and dilute to make it less thick
    and keep some coloring to look like cum - but I wanted to see what you Pro's suggested.

    Thanks for the info!
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    Default Re: The Best Mixture for....ejaculating dildo.

    Oooh ooh! I made fake cum recipe a while ago you have to be careful which dildo you're using because if you make it too thick it can get stuck in the 'plumbing', so to speak, but I have a Doc Johnson squirting dildo and it works pretty well. Just cornstarch and water, stirred constantly and heated over medium. Use about 2-3 tbsp of cornstarch and maybe a half cup of water to start, keep stirring and add more cornstarch until it's the consistency you want. It doesn't taste the best, but it really does look like cum. You have to keep it at room temperature though, or it gets to thick to squirt through-- but you can add water if it gets too thick. Cornstarch, to the best of my knowledge, is also crotch-safe.




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    Default Re: The Best Mixture for....ejaculating dildo.

    Yeah - my GF uses the kitten milk and it doesn't bother her.

    However, I cannot use the cornstarch.... I can eat it all I want, but I couldn't use it when I was a baby for diapers.. I broke out bad!

    I was thinking of just sticking with water.... I mean guys just wanna see you go at it - I don't know if they care so much about the actual point. LOL
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    Default Re: The Best Mixture for....ejaculating dildo.

    Oh, that sucks that you're allergic. Well you do have a point there...milk may work just as well




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    Default Re: The Best Mixture for....ejaculating dildo.

    Hi, I just use french vanilla coffee mate. I learned this from another camgirl here. It looks good on cam too I think....and no mixing.

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    Default Re: The Best Mixture for....ejaculating dildo.

    Low fat yogurt works well too.



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    Default Re: The Best Mixture for....ejaculating dildo.

    Used the search function for "fake sperm" "fake cum" "ejaculating dildo" and "squirting dildo"

    http://www.stripperweb.com/forum/sho...ght=fake+sperm

    http://www.stripperweb.com/forum/sho...light=fake+cum

    http://www.stripperweb.com/forum/sho...quirting+dildo

    and here's a tutorial on how to use the search function, because it's not immediately intuitive
    http://www.stripperweb.com/forum/sho...earch-function


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    Default Re: The Best Mixture for....ejaculating dildo.

    well I did a search for the dildo... and I couldn't find it. My bad.

    However - the coffee mate, I wonder how you can make that semi thicker consistency...

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    Default Re: The Best Mixture for....ejaculating dildo.

    I've heard that plain yogurt is the best for squirting toys. You can water it down to change the consistency and also the bacteria in yogurt helps fight yeast infections, so it's vagina friendly. I have also seen egg white mixtures, but from what i read, people say that you are going to get serious infections using that mixture in your toy if you do penetration. Let me know if you find something that works better, i've been interested in getting one of these toys for some time. Want one soooooo bad!!!

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    Default Re: The Best Mixture for....ejaculating dildo.

    I paid like $30 on Amazon for mine... works awesome with just water...

    So I can considering the coffee creamer idea... I will figure something out that might work eventually.

    The recipes I read seemed awesome, but I have some creative ideas of my own after reading.
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    Default Re: The Best Mixture for....ejaculating dildo.

    Did you get the Peter North one or the other one MissMafia? i heard that one of them was almost odd looking, i just wondered your opinion and review of the one you got.

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    Default Re: The Best Mixture for....ejaculating dildo.

    Um - let me see.

    http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00...ls_o01_s00_i00

    My review - it's a pretty big life like. You can unhook the plumbing and use it as a regular life like as well. As for some of the reviews, I don't care about what the smell is. To me, it doesn't really have one... and if it did I still wouldn't care because it's just something I am using for work. The tubing in it - is my only complaint. I did make sure that I use some ducktape to hook the tubes together when I am going to use it, after I fill it up. The tube IS flimsy to a point, but it does get the job done as far as squirting.

    The tube at the top of the head, I don't know what those reviews are talking about because I had NO problems with it of the poking factor. The suction cup, yeah, pretty awesome....

    As far as cleaning it, I did that when I got it - I just took some lukewarm water and dish soap, lightly diluting the TUBE and kept spraying it over, and over...till it was clean to my standards.
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    Default Re: The Best Mixture for....ejaculating dildo.

    Ya it was that one, they were saying the head on it was very round or something.... i wondered if it was. There is a girl on SM that uses a squirting toy every day. If any of you have seen her you will instantly know who i'm speaking of. It's almost like her toys is motorized and it makes this almost (pardon my term here) but farting noise it squirts so hard. My bf is convinced she has the thing connected to a motor or something but it is like stuck to a chair. Totally made me want one though watching her. The things are freaking awesome!

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    I treat the reviews as I would a baby. Some people take it TOO seriously or don't do a good enough job.
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    ^^^Yes i agree with that however i have learned to read them lol. I got a sex swing off there, in the pic it showed it with a stand...... it shows up with no stand....... lovely now i have a sex swing i have to figure out how to hang from an 18 foot ceiling...... now this should probably be a gold show all in itself really as it may be more entertaining then watching me get naked ROFLMAO. Sometimes the reviews are helpful and sometimes people are just too broad..... (it was ok) <---- nice review that was helpful thanks lol
    Thank you for the good review MissMafia! Mwah!

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    You are welcome love. I buy all my toys from there...

    It's cheaper and the girls seem to be rather honest about them.

    Glad I could help.
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    Default Re: The Best Mixture for....ejaculating dildo.

    I don't have a squirty cock dildo but if I did, I'd probably try really watered down icing sugar. Yummay!

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    That would be good for face shots!
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    Default Re: The Best Mixture for....ejaculating dildo.

    Quote Originally Posted by MissMafia View Post
    well I did a search for the dildo... and I couldn't find it. My bad.

    However - the coffee mate, I wonder how you can make that semi thicker consistency...

    Thanks Wren.
    Yeah, the search function isn't super intuitive and when you open it, it opens to the right tab which is nearly totally useless (even a very experienced mod has complained about it). That's why I made the tutorial and linked the threads


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    Yep, you're awesome. I am not a total newb...but it already gets on my nerves!
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