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    Question Do you have an alternate history/life ?

    I've already read here that isn't a good idea to talk about your life or tell your business to customers or the other girls. But, do any of you have made up lives ? Like a pretend "real" name or birthday, a fake city you grew up in ?

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    Default Re: Do you have an alternate history/life ?

    I don't tell the whole truth, but it's certainly not as elaborate as you seem to think with a fake birthday. It's best to spend most of your time letting the customer do the talking, or at least talking about him and his interests, rather than yourself - this making an elaborate fake life unnecessary.

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    Definitely fake name. Guys always want to know your real name, so as well as your stage name, you need a fake real name that you can give out (guys feel so special when they get to know your "real" name....mwahaha)

    I say I'm from a town relatively close to the one I actually grew up, and I have some interesting fake stories about my life that I crack out, so that when I'm chatting I don't have to mention things that are TOO close to my real life. Stuff like "that time in college when me and my two best friends got drunk and I had my first threesome experience". The guys soak stuff like that up *eyeroll*, and I'm used to telling it so sometimes even *I* almost believe it happened lol


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    Default Re: Do you have an alternate history/life ?

    I'll def have some fake information ready.

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    Default Re: Do you have an alternate history/life ?

    Quote Originally Posted by HarleyQ View Post
    I've already read here that isn't a good idea to talk about your life or tell your business to customers or the other girls. But, do any of you have made up lives ? Like a pretend "real" name or birthday, a fake city you grew up in ?
    Yup, fake name, fake age, fake place I grew up, fake life story, fake fake fake fake fake. Just do your research so you don't sound like a moron just in case.
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    Default Re: Do you have an alternate history/life ?

    Fake real name, fake town. That's about it. I'm honest about my age.

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    Default Re: Do you have an alternate history/life ?

    Every piece of information I give out is fake. When I was new to dancing I would occasionally give my real name (no last name) but my real name sounds like a stripper name too so I made up a fake name. Now I know not to give my real name but it wouldn't matter if I give my real name or not because they ALWAYS think I'm lying. I used my real name at a club I traveled to as my stage name and not one single customer would believe me that it was my real name.

    I lie about my age based on what kind of customer I'm talking to. Young guys (like 18-21) I tell I'm 18 (even though I'm 23) and I tell much older men I'm 27 because I got tired of hearing "you're just a baby"..... If I get a customer who really loves smart girls then I have to say at least 22 because I have a degree.

    I tell where I really did grow up at because I grew up on an island and that's just a fucking cool story no matter how you swing it. Not to mention once I lied and said I was from Miami and was totally caught on that lie. I actually made a ton off a customer who ended up being from the same island. So many common things to talk about and because it is such a small island the chances of meeting someone from there is pretty slim.

    I don't mind being honest about cool things in my life but I will lie my ass off for a good story so I seem exciting. I will lie about sexual experiences, how long I've been dancing, etc. I will also lie about things that could be on the side of dangerous: where I live, where I go to school, any other places I work (unless it is another strip club), where I hangout, pretty much any information that could be used to locate me.

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    Default Re: Do you have an alternate history/life ?

    It's easy for me to lie about where I was born because I only lived there for a short while as a baby. I also don't care if they know my hometown.
    My age and name are the two I fib on the most, and occasionally Ill lie about my marrage status ( I work at a dive and some guys preffer married women. Go figure.)

    Not even my friends know my legal name, let alone customers. I kinda hate it.

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    Default Re: Do you have an alternate history/life ?

    Quote Originally Posted by JayATee View Post
    Yup, fake name, fake age, fake place I grew up, fake life story, fake fake fake fake fake. Just do your research so you don't sound like a moron just in case.
    Meeeeee too. The depth of the detail I had for my stripper persona was almost disturbing.

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    Default Re: Do you have an alternate history/life ?

    Yeah I have a fake "history", sometimes they like to ask in detail about my life, so I improvise, and am pretty good at it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mediocrity View Post
    Meeeeee too. The depth of the detail I had for my stripper persona was almost disturbing.
    I agree whole heartedly. I'm not sure if it's that I value my privacy so much I'm willing to go to such insane lengths to keep it that way, or if, in order to do this job I need to so completely disassociate myself from my "real" being.

    It's probably not entirely healthy...
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