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    So yeah, just got home from a date with a reg of mine, things went as usual and things are super cool, we talked and stuff. He was getting ready to leave, gave me a kiss and as he opened up the door said "I love yooOoh shiiit!" Yes, just like that...lol

    I played it off, and said oooh! The door jammed cause I had the lock on it! And he said oh no that wasnt it, I mean, yeah..okay, its okay uhhhh...and then ran out lol He did later send me a text telling me he had an amazing time and cant wait to see me again.

    But I can imagine he must have sat in his car for a couple min trying to grab ahold of himself lol I really do think that it was just a slip of the tongue, especially with how flustered he was, and how relieved he seemed that I didnt hear him.

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    Default Re: I love yooOhh shiiiit!

    I had one say it in the best way. He said I don't want you to freak out and think I mean I love you in the conventional sense. I just love you as a human being and so in that way I'm a little bit in love with you right now.

    Or something along those lines-- basically the gist being: hey! you're really awesome! And I have those I love you endorphins running through me because you're so awesome! But don't take me serious because I know it's just a chemical reaction and I'm really chill about the whole thing.

    I wouldn't want your dude to freak so I'd explain that you knew that he meant it like this, and that you really enjoyed the endorphins you got from your visits with him as well and you weren't taking it too seriously.
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    Awe! That was very sweet of your guy!
    Who knows...maybe yeah he was really feeling those endorphins today...!

    Oh I wont even bring it up now, especially since I played it off like I didnt hear him say it.
    The whole thing happened so fast lol
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    "I love yooooh shit " is not professing love. LOL!
    First of all, he's ridiculous for saying it like that seriously. lol.

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    yes. lol
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    Oh I know its not a profession of love....lol Like I said, it was a slip of the tongue.

    It was just funny to me, and well....embarrassing for him
    Was just curious if anyone else had a guy accidentally say the L word cause hey, I dont exactly expect to hear such a thing!
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    Quote Originally Posted by BlkSharpie View Post
    Oh I know its not a profession of love....lol Like I said, it was a slip of the tongue.

    It was just funny to me, and well....embarrassing for him
    Was just curious if anyone else had a guy accidentally say the L word cause hey, I dont exactly expect to hear such a thing!
    I've had two hobbyists actually ask me to marry them. Both were very wealthy. However, one was into A LOT of shit I wasn't into (He wanted to be the submissive .. I am not into submissive men). I don't know if this counts but yeah stick around long enough and you'll start getting offers and marriage proposals. Be happy you got that lol

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    Lord...I hope not to get any of that!!!
    Yeah, Im content with my accidental moment lol

    So howd you turn those guys down gently?
    Did they remain clients after that??
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    Quote Originally Posted by BlkSharpie View Post
    Lord...I hope not to get any of that!!!
    Yeah, Im content with my accidental moment lol

    So howd you turn those guys down gently?
    Did they remain clients after that??
    I think I told you about the guy from Tampa a looong time ago. I recently saw him (weeks ago)
    in Georgia and we had a great time. However, the submissive one is missing in action. When they
    asked me to marry them, I just laughed lol. I would never take someone like that seriously.
    Why would they want to marry someone they don't know/with a fake name (work name) and works as an escort.

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    See thats kind of my feeling on it... Even if Ive spent a lot of time with a guy and Ive relaxed to a point when Im not completely *on*, he's still paying me for my time, he's paying for a fantasy, he's paying me to spend time with him and be good company. Any feelings he has would not be for *me* but who he pays me to be while Im with him. Not exactly the building blocks for a healthy relationship!

    Also, even though on one hand it would be great to get involved with a guy who knows what I do and respects that, wants to be with me regardless...on the other hand, I would be really upset if I were involved with a guy who was okay with what I do, and was not protective over me to be unnerved about it. Yeah its a Catch-22, no win situation, but ehhh I dont think Im missing out on much by not dating.
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    Exactly --- a relationship where sex is the foundation usually doesn't work. But hey if my atf weren't married, I'd marry his ass in a hearbeat *drool*

    Anyways, I have to disagree with one thing Sharpie, I wouldn't want to date a guy that was ok with me seeing other guys. It would be a major red flag for me. I used to want that but after having been there done that - trust me - most guys do not want to share their wife with other men.

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    Well, yeah we actually agree lol..thats what I meant by I would be upset if a guy I was with was okay with what I do. Yeah I might for a minute thing wow hes so secure and what a great guy and yeah no man is going to tell me what I can and cant do! But then I would quickly end up resenting him for being fine with it, and wonder what hes doing too. It would never work, so yup....staying single!!
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