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    wasnt sure which section this will fit but....

    have you ever tried cage dancing? have you seen it and loved / hated it?

    im entering a cage dancing competition at my faviourite alternative / fetish club in two weeks from now and i wanna rock the fuckin house and shake em cages till they fall!!

    can you reccomend some good youtube links or tips? ive never done it before, gonna check out the first heat tomorrow night. unfortunately its partially a popularity contest, the amount of people i get into the club will count towards my final point. so technically even if someones a shit dancer, but brings 200 people WILL outdo a totally freakishly hot dancer. so promotional ideas would also be welcome. so far im on the poster [topless] and been spamming fb feeds on it and basically if they say my codeword / name at the door thats one point entry for me......

    HELP ME come up with ideas to promote the fuck out of the event and put on a great show so i win $500 and become the official house cage dancer for the club. i know these perks arent as huge as the Miss Nudes ive been doing but IM FUCKING KEEN!!

    this is like real girl anouk asking for help. not stripper anouk. HENCE THE EXCITEMENT!!
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    This sounds like a lot of fun! We need a video of a good cage dancer for this thread since I've never actually seen one. I picture it like gogo dancing in a cage, it would help to see an example of a girl who does something really unique or special...
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    yea ive seen a lot of videos thats kinda like a cross between dirty dancing and SC dancing i just need to find more alternative ones with the cool music and the pvc gear...... no just a 10min techno remix
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    Ahh I dunno if I wanna go to the first heat tonite I have no one to go wit n I hate going alone... But I should get a feel yea?
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    Default Re: Teach Me to CAGE DANCE like a MAD B*TCH!!

    I'm interested. I done some light cage dancing but nothing over the top like some of the girls I have seen. I would love to learn more.

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    LINKS someone post crazy ass youtube links!
    i decided im gonna go in tonite anyway. whats the use of taking a fri nite off work if i dont put it to good use? i shall be back hopefully enlightened...
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    How was it?
    Theres no sense crying over every mistake,
    you just keep on trying till you run out of cake

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    oh MAN
    if i dont win this its either due to not bringing enough people on the door or that the club is run by retarded weasels.
    you could tell the girls werent dancers. the first one was hot, but shy and kinda awkward and just swayed from side to side. the second one was a fat goth wearing doc martens and the third was a hot model who also wasnt a dancer. i was kinda bored. i was actually surprised these girls made it look like SUCH hard work to dance for half an hr straight and they didnt even do anything exciting.

    i hope this doesnt make me sound like a cocky prick.
    i also hope my heat wont be full of strippers.

    but yeah. not really worried.
    i was surprised by how small the cage was though
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    i like this one! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6FhYR...eature=related not so jerky, but something like that! I want those furry boots..
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    Is that all they do? I'd kill it.
    Tiny tweaks----->BIG CHANGES

    Quote Originally Posted by Kirakonstantin View Post
    More fear-mongering? Really? Yes, this is not the 1990's anymore. Yes, things are changing. Either dance or don't. Freaking out and sowing fear isn't going to help anyone.




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    at the old club i worked at the cage had a very well built cage with a strong top bar and you could flip upside down on it and even the vertical bars were steady enough to invert and swing around on. it was a lot of fun!

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    ^ That's what I'm talking about! It was same same on the link I watched, I lost interest quickly.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kirakonstantin View Post
    More fear-mongering? Really? Yes, this is not the 1990's anymore. Yes, things are changing. Either dance or don't. Freaking out and sowing fear isn't going to help anyone.




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    yeah she seems so confident killin it in the video!
    bah im just so PISSED its tomorrow nite and i wanna go but the internet bullying is bumming me out!!
    seriously i had 4398564 deregatory comments on my hot lingerie pics from uneducated bogans and fat socially inept goth chicks about how i have no ass and several people called me names. its only up for promotional purposes and the only money apart from the prize im in the draw for, that im getting is for getting people on the door to say my name. so coz i dont have many friends who can come im hoping at least the hott pics and the massive internet dramas will arouse enough curiousity in the fans of the clubs page to come down and get on my door list.

    either that or i hope all the offenders will come down coz i hate internet fights id rather kick the fuckers in the face myself!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by anouk.oui View Post
    uneducated bogans and fat socially inept goth chicks
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    ...the only reason they're "hating on you" is because you aren't a fat, goth slob or an uncoordinated attention seeker! A competition is a competition and there will always be people with no real skill that are hungry for a win-who will try to psych you out .

    Goodluck (not that you need it)!

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    I hope you kick their ass!! Show them how lame they are!!! Let those weak girl hate, that's when you know you have them scared!

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    thanks laydees<3
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    Give 'em hell!!
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    Oh, something i did tonight when a guy wanted to give me his number i said 'we can't accept numbers when there's so many people/cameras watching. i'll only accept it if you hide it in a tip.' So he gave me $10. Ha.
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    in the finals coz ima mad cunt
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    Did u get it ?!?

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    if i win the finals the money is miiiiine
    IT WAS SO MUCH FUN TOOOO
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    What were the other girls like? As bad as the other round?

    Congrats
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    Oh, something i did tonight when a guy wanted to give me his number i said 'we can't accept numbers when there's so many people/cameras watching. i'll only accept it if you hide it in a tip.' So he gave me $10. Ha.
    Now that's thinking green!

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    Quote Originally Posted by anouk.oui View Post
    if i win the finals the money is miiiiine
    IT WAS SO MUCH FUN TOOOO
    Yes!!!

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    lol im so entertained right now
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    rockkk a fuckkin rolllll
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    ^Loving the hair-do/colour and your get up ! Goodluck for the next round...my money is on you lol!

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