I had the best worst stripper moment ever tonight. I’m halfway through my new and improved stage show and I slide my dress down my legs so I can step out of it. But when I try to wiggle out of it I realise my dress ain’t going anywhere. I look down and the sequins are caught in my fishnets. Here’s what went through my brain:
“Huh. Ok, no worries, I’ll just sort this out and get back into it.”
“…This isn’t working.”
“Fine, my dress is stuck in my stockings, no biggy. I love a challenge, I’m just gonna keep going and make this work.”
“Yeah, there’s no way I dance properly like this.”
“Maybe if I sit down I can fix this?”
“Nope.”
“Welp, guess I’m just gonna stand here and wiggle my butt till the song ends.”
It was fucking hilarious. At the end the DJ gave his standard “another fantastic dance” spiel and I was like “shut up, that suuuuuuuuuucked”. So ladies, anyone else got an embarrassing stripper moment to share? It can't be just me who's a total dork, right?




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Luckily they were drunk too, laughed, and everyone moved on. I think dancer disasters are in everyone's career. I'm glad we can laugh about them now.




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