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    Smiley What exactly is a dive? When I think of dives, I think of this:

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    It's my favorite show on food network. I usually watch it while eating my all time favorite comfort food: two fried eggs, toast with whipped butter on top, and a sargento colby jack cheese stick.....

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    Default Re: What exactly is a dive? When I think of dives, I think of this:

    Aren't dives trashy/cheap/dodgy looking clubs that make no effort to pretty up the place?

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    Default Re: What exactly is a dive? When I think of dives, I think of this:

    http://www.stripperweb.com/forum/sho...g-in-a-dive-if


    Pretty much this thread.

    When you walk into one, you know. Sometimes dives are wonderful places to work/hang out, despite their garage sale furniture and other quirks.

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    Default Re: What exactly is a dive? When I think of dives, I think of this:

    ^ agreed. Dives are places where you should be buying hand sanitizer in bulk to rub all over any spot on your body that comes into contact with stage, pool, bar, furniture, etc.
    Ungoogle yourself:


    Also, now offering phone sexins!

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    Default Re: What exactly is a dive? When I think of dives, I think of this:

    Personally, I LOVE dives!
    I've always made good money there.
    I'm not good with working with 100's of other girls.
    I'd much rather work in a little dive with 6-7 other girls.
    Girls who don't have all their teeth and are fat so I'm the best looking one! hahahahahaha

    When reviewing new clubs to work in, I always go for the one with the worst reviews.

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    Default Re: What exactly is a dive? When I think of dives, I think of this:

    Actually, I did go to a dive once. Not working, just went to check it out with my partner.
    $25 for entry and pay nothing more for the shows when you entered sounded like a sweet deal but...

    The unattractive girl on stage did some wierd moves like she was in a magician performance, then she shimmied down the path of badly lined up school looking chairs,
    Chuck a leg spread against the back wall, then shimmy to the other side of the wall and chuck another leg spread.. You wouldn't know where to look.

    Let's just say the TV in the corner showing 70s-80s porno was more interesting.

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    Default Re: What exactly is a dive? When I think of dives, I think of this:

    Btw that is smart Avery!

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    Default Re: What exactly is a dive? When I think of dives, I think of this:

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    Default Re: What exactly is a dive? When I think of dives, I think of this:

    Quote Originally Posted by _Avery_ View Post
    Personally, I LOVE dives!
    I've always made good money there.
    I'm not good with working with 100's of other girls.
    I'd much rather work in a little dive with 6-7 other girls.
    Girls who don't have all their teeth and are fat so I'm the best looking one! hahahahahaha

    When reviewing new clubs to work in, I always go for the one with the worst reviews.

    Omg I couldn't agree more! There are two nearby clubs here, one has great reviews and one is described as a major dive with meh looking girls and I got so excited! I reallllly want to work there, lol dives have personality--i love them...

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    Default Re: What exactly is a dive? When I think of dives, I think of this:

    Quote Originally Posted by Su Su View Post
    Actually, I did go to a dive once. Not working, just went to check it out with my partner.
    $25 for entry and pay nothing more for the shows when you entered sounded like a sweet deal but...

    The unattractive girl on stage did some wierd moves like she was in a magician performance, then she shimmied down the path of badly lined up school looking chairs,
    Chuck a leg spread against the back wall, then shimmy to the other side of the wall and chuck another leg spread.. You wouldn't know where to look.

    Let's just say the TV in the corner showing 70s-80s porno was more interesting.
    Hehehe SuSu if the "dive" you are talking about is in kings cross... I know the one. And its actually a brothel... hence the strange dancing/set up. Order any drinks there? You must have since they make patrons order drinks.... guess what? They are non-alcoholic! Yep cause its a brothel they can't charge for alcohol so they sell you fake beer for $10. I got dragged in there once drunk and later found out all this bc one of the waitresses also works there as a waitress. Its a hideous establishment.

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    Default Re: What exactly is a dive? When I think of dives, I think of this:

    Quote Originally Posted by _Avery_ View Post
    Personally, I LOVE dives!
    I've always made good money there.
    I'm not good with working with 100's of other girls.
    I'd much rather work in a little dive with 6-7 other girls.
    Girls who don't have all their teeth and are fat so I'm the best looking one! hahahahahaha

    When reviewing new clubs to work in, I always go for the one with the worst reviews.
    Amen! I couldn't have said it better myself! Another reason why I love dives is no asshole DJ to tip out and they often don't have stage fees or ridiculous drink requirements.
    Chin Up, Tits Out- It's SHOWTIME!

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    Default Re: What exactly is a dive? When I think of dives, I think of this:

    Quote Originally Posted by Jay12 View Post
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    that's a dive

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    Jay, they don't work^


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    Default Re: What exactly is a dive? When I think of dives, I think of this:

    I think of my usual club as a dive.
    I make consistently more than enough money usually, definitely better than some of the nicer clubs I work or have worked where you may make really good money one night but struggle to cover costs the next.
    The decor is dated and the place isn't much to look at but the girls and staff are lovely. I'm happy.
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    Default Re: What exactly is a dive? When I think of dives, I think of this:

    They removed those pictures from their FB page. That club is part of a mini chain of dives in southeast Virginia/northeast North Carolina.





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    Default Re: What exactly is a dive? When I think of dives, I think of this:

    Ok, thanks hun. Just curious..


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