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    Default Re: "Depraved" penguin sex shocked polar explorerers

    When I first read that, I thought, "So he saw them mating and was shocked. They were all pretty much prudes back then." (In Victorian England, it was thought improper to say leg in mixed company. Limb was the word that was used.)



    That is interesting about the penguins, though.

    (That's why I'm thanking you. Not because of the penguin necrophilia.)
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    Default Re: "Depraved" penguin sex shocked polar explorerers

    No wonder my ex loved penguins. He's a freak! And reason why he's an ex...
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    Default Re: "Depraved" penguin sex shocked polar explorerers

    Quote Originally Posted by kikiwiki View Post
    No wonder my ex loved penguins. He's a freak! And reason why he's an ex...


    Hahahahahahaha!!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by kikiwiki View Post
    No wonder my ex loved penguins. He's a freak! And reason why he's an ex...

    Did he fuck dead penguins also?

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    He didn't make it that far in my life to request I watch that too....
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    Default Re: "Depraved" penguin sex shocked polar explorerers

    Wow that's interesting, and they look so cute and innocent too!

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    Default Re: "Depraved" penguin sex shocked polar explorerers

    I joked that it was necrophilia. Well, it's not, because during mating season, the males don't know the females are dead when they have sex with them. They just can't differentiate between a live, ready one and a dead one.



    I'm not excusing the males having sex with the dead females, I'm just explaining why they're doing it in the first place.

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    The Adelies seem to be the worst behaved lol. Prostitution, infidelity, theft, you name it.
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    Default Re: "Depraved" penguin sex shocked polar explorerers

    I knew about the prostitution thing. Those females will most likely mate with the males that present them with shiny objects?


    Prostitution, infidelity, theft . . . what's next? Zombie Adelies?

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    "Fake tits are like Kevlar. They don't guarantee your chances of survival but they sure as hell improve it."
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    I better shower and stop looking at penguin vids on youtube
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    Default Re: "Depraved" penguin sex shocked polar explorerers

    Anyone else read the link to the gay rights groups upset that a zoo is bringing in extra females because a shortage of females has resulted in homosexual male behavior? Seriously people, pick you battles better, lol.

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    Default Re: "Depraved" penguin sex shocked polar explorerers

    Oh, great. Now they're kleptos, too.

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    Default Re: "Depraved" penguin sex shocked polar explorerers

    Quote Originally Posted by caitlin1214 View Post
    Oh, great. Now they're kleptos, too.
    Not really. Kleptos steal shit they don't really need. They do need those stones.
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    Default Re: "Depraved" penguin sex shocked polar explorerers

    Good point.

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