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    I may be naive , But i had NO clue the use of realistic dildos, or owning more then 6 dildos period is a FELONY in Texas!! I wouldnt worry , If i wasnt going on cam with them every night. :/ I did some research and it turns out they DO still enforce these laws in Texas. In Dallas you cant even own 1 if its realistic. I currently have 4 dildos, 5 Vibys, 1 Hitachi, and a few ect things. Anyone els worried about weird laws?
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    LOL omg!

    Not laughing at you Buffy - what a stupid law!

    Hide them around your house? I have no clue. How dumb!







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    Whaaaaaat!?!? Wow, just, wow.
    I've heard about some strange state laws but usually they are so ludacris I've just assumed none of them will ever effect anyone.
    That is ridiculous! And they enforce it!?

    "Ma'am, you are under arrest for the possession of dildos."
    What a joke!



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    Lol what if the cops busted in screaming... SHOW ME YOUR DILDOS... HANDS IN THE AIR... DROP THE DILDOS>... :/ I would be devastated LMFAO!
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    Wow! Law making redneck got jealous on wife's dildo's.

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    Well it's not like your going to plant them in the front yard.

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    !!Hahaha!! Its awful! I am really concerned! The lady at the sex shop told me today! They are suppose to report if someone buys allot , Or repeatedly buys them!! She said the only reason they can sell them is because they arnt using them! Which stumps me , because the use of realistic dildos is completely against the law in Dallas (where the shop is) But they have 100's for sell!!
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    I can see it now: Buffy arrested for felony dong possession.

    wow..... That is concerning but just... wow lol

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    those R work tools u may b able to get an exemption
    u pay taxes with those toys

    maybe can get a multiple dildo licence for cam operators

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    Buy some glass ones and say they are for decoration. Clean them and lay them on the coffee table IDK ahhh so nuts, this law







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    Yay Buffy is safe! http://randazza.wordpress.com/2008/0...w-struck-down/

    "I am happy to report that just in time for Valentine’s Day the Fifth Circuit Court of Appeals struck a blow for individual freedom and struck down the Texas obscene device law! See Reliable Consultants v. Ronnie Earl 517 F.3d 738 (5th Cir. 200. In doing so, the Fifth applied the much-neglected rule of law laid down by Lawrence v. Texas"

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    I think thats he whole point! To prevent undesirable work in Texas!! To keep the "smut" out!

    "The suspect began throwing the large dongs at the arresting officers, 2 greatly injured by something called a Black Mamba"!
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    Thank Goodness! Ive never heard of such things.. I also found out while researching it, That anal is ILLEGAL in 18 states, lmfao, As well as oral. No worry's though, Animal sex is completely legal in a few states, To make up for the anal laws i guess! lmao
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    Just buy them online. I certainly would not like to be reported by the sweet lady at the store, for bringing her good business, by buying their dildos, then interrogated for it.

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    You have the right to bear arms... and dongs! Americaaaa FUCK YEAH! lol

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    I want to throw dongs at all the lawmakers who have nothing better to do.

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    6 dongs will do

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    the cheap kind, that hurts

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    LOL omg. Did you know it's also illegal to sell sex toys in South Carolina? Weird. .

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    Engaging in any sexual position other than missionary is illegal in Washington, DC.........



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    BAHAHAHA!. Having sex with an animal is legal in Washington as long as the animal weighs less than 40 pounds???? WTF?! Craaaaazy

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    Being the law junkie that I am... and being in Texas myself..... I'm going to research this. Should be fun....

    I shall report back.

    EDIT: Well that was easy.... this hasn't been a law since 2008. It was deemed to violate the 14th Amendment of the US Constitution. And when it was a law, it only prohibited the sale of devices, not the use or possession of them. Even the current obscenity laws, as I'm understanding it, only pertain to the sale and distribution of obscene material, not necessarily the individual possession of it (with the obvious exceptions of like, possessing child porn which is illegal for many other reasons, of course).

    The part about 6+ "devices" assumes that if you have that many you intend to sell or "promote" the use/distribution of said "devices". Kind of like if you have more than a certain amount of weed in your possession, they assume you have intent to sell, where as if you have a small amount they assume it's for personal use.

    Now, after reading the statues I would be FAR more concerned about being a cam girl period, while living in one of these states that have obscenity laws because we are essentially promoting and distributing images/content/etc. that the average person may very well deem "obscene". But, being that the definition of obscene is not exactly clear cut, I wouldn't be too worried and go quitting your job or anything.

    Also I would like to add that while these laws are fun and funny to hear about, most of them are so old and have since been over turned, such as this one.
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    This sounds like some guy got pissed his dick didn't work and found his wife's stash. At one point we couldn't have orgasms now we cant have fun with dicks that are always ready?? Talk about setting us back a few centuries lol.

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    Well shit that means I can't have sex with porcupines in Florida anymore :/ fml


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