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    This hairy penguin looking guy just left my hotel incall after a body rub.

    He asked to take a shower afterwards and got water all over the place like there werent 15 towels hanging on the rack. The bathroom floor and the carpet are soaking wet.

    Then he had the NERVE to pick up my hairbrush and brush his hair...wtf?! Who does that?! Gross! That was a $20 brush that now has to go in the garbage.

    I usually like my customers but the last 2 weeks, these men have been irking my last good nerve. It's hard to keep this smile up.

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    If it's not a natural-bristle brush you might consider sanitizing it in your dishwasher? It's crazy how many things are dishwasher-safe and thus sanitizable.

    But yeah. What a pig.

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    That's gross...ergh I don't blame you for wanting to throw it away lol who just uses a stranger's hair brush?

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    He was nice (but weird) guy for the most part but the brush and the water everywhere just freaked me out. I hate unsanitary ppl!

    And now I have to clean out the bathroom for my 2 regulars coming later tonight. There is a ton of pubic hair in the shower. I didnt even want him using it.

    I know know escorting definitely isnt for me. He had the nerve to ask how much a blow job was?! I told him, "I dont do that" How the heck could I "service" someone who had more hair on their crotch than on their head? I would have been coughing up hairballs like Catwoman! No ma'am!

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    Eww, some people just have no respect for others' person items, and how the hell did he get water all over the place like that?? It just shows a total lack of respect because I bet he doesn't soak out his own bathroom every time he showers at home.

    Not to derail the thread but, you escort but don't offer oral at all? Or just not to guys that are balls of fur (no pun intended, haha)


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    Quote Originally Posted by Miss_McKenna View Post
    Eww, some people just have no respect for others' person items, and how the hell did he get water all over the place like that?? It just shows a total lack of respect because I bet he doesn't soak out his own bathroom every time he showers at home.

    Not to derail the thread but, you escort but don't offer oral at all? Or just not to guys that are balls of fur (no pun intended, haha)
    No, I dont escort really as of yet. I do full body rub w/ a little on the side for select clients. I dont offer oral to most of my clients, heck most of them dont even see me nude.

    I've wanted to escort though. 4k-5k a week would be lovely for the next 2 yrs.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ItsSamyall View Post
    How the heck could I "service" someone who had more hair on their crotch than on their head? I would have been coughing up hairballs like Catwoman! No ma'am!
    Holy shit that is HILARIOUS!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by ItsSamyall View Post
    How the heck could I "service" someone who had more hair on their crotch than on their head? I would have been coughing up hairballs like Catwoman! No ma'am!
    Holy shit that is HILARIOUS!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by teaze View Post
    hahaha I have the funniest picture in my head of this guys appearance. A bald chewbacca. Yeah I would've thrown out that brush too. The brush would only remind you of his nastiness blehh.
    ROTFLMFAO. I don't get guys that totally gross me out like this. It's always hilarious to hear the stories. I'm thanking the hooker gods .

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    Eww, I'd throw it away too especially if he has more hair down there...no telling where that thing has been, lol!

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    I can just imagine him brushing his crotch hair. I can't deal!! Throw it away lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lola_Bunny View Post
    I can just imagine him brushing his crotch hair. I can't deal!! Throw it away lol
    Lmao. No, no, no. He didnt brush his crotch hair. He brushed the 10 hairs on top of his head.

    The only reason I said anything about his long locks of crotch hair is because he inquired about a bj and the thought of it grossed me out. I've never had a customer with so much hair on his crotch.

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    Yuck! I remember this one Indian guy was uncircumsized and had what you would call...smegma (or a yeast infection). His dick smelled like fish, had a nasty white cottage cheese like film on it. I washed it for him as at that time I had no clue they should take a shower before I rubbed them down lol. He turned into a regular too and I loathed rubbing him. I never thought that they should use my shower, though one guy asked and I let him lol. Blech!

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    Quote Originally Posted by kortneykay View Post
    Yuck! I remember this one Indian guy was uncircumsized and had what you would call...smegma (or a yeast infection). His dick smelled like fish, had a nasty white cottage cheese like film on it.
    Uggh I know, with some of them it's like how do you not know you smell like a walking STD lol? Of course those are the ones that always ask for more than a HJ!

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    Oops sorry double post

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