I'm in awe of how quickly Cruise was able to deflect the story away from the money and make it all about Scientology.

I couldn't care less about Tom Cruise and his various female props, whose existence is a towering cover for his ego and real sexuality, obviously. But you've got to admire how he's deflected public attention away from the money.

The one thing his divorces have in common is the age of his former wives when they split. He left Rodgers, Kidman and now Holmes when every one reached the age of 33.

Because the women are all props, their value lies in how they actually look. Since Cruise can't actually see them as sexual objects, my guess is that he had his attorneys pick a random age as a cutoff for him to drop off the props at the property lot.

The fact that they were able to come to a financial resolution on a massive estate in about 10 nanoseconds -- beating the record for divorces involving actual human beings (as opposed to cardboard cutouts) by about 3.5 years -- just brings smiles to the faces of divorce attorneys who appreciate a game that has been completely scripted from start to finish.

Oh, and nobody in the media has a clue about the guys Cruise is actually fucking. Now THAT'S power.