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    Okay. So I was on TUSCL and an ad caught my eye that said something along the lines of "3 words to get ANY stripper's number" So of course I thought, I gotta see this. Cause I don't plan to give my number out.
    This guy is either extremely clueless about us, or is pretty clever and knows what to tell desperate guys so he can get their $39.95 to subscribe to his "tutorials".
    If you want a good laugh, the site is Strippershark and he's got this long-winded promo video (just his voice with subtitles) about how we're crazed sex maniacs and how we have "stripper brain".

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    Default Re: Strippershark

    Don't guys know that most strippers are either in a relationship of some sort or dating the (i see this a lot)

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    dating the manager**
    Idk why that got cut off.

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    Totally. The video is so farfetched I found myself wondering if it was a joke then I remembered he's going after money from guys who are too horny/stupid to think logically.

    IMO the only remotely attractive (to me) guys in the building are the ones that work there.

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    Ah..... that strippershark guy. Oh the LOL's I've had at his expense.... oh the LOLs!
    http://www.stripperweb.com/forum/sho...t-GIRLS!/page2
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    ^What Sophia said.
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    I wish there was an "auto-like" setting that I could just have applied to all of your posts Sophia....

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    Default Re: Strippershark

    It makes me laugh how now not only are these loser "I'd love to date stripperz!!" guys getting their wallets emptied by dancers telling them they have a chance with them, they're also getting ripped off by other guys telling them that. Even more fail than usual!


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    Nice so I'm not the only one who saw this and thought it was hilarious. Id like to make my own "program" and sell it to fools. I actually checked out the fine print for his program and by agreeing to the t&c you are KNOWINGLY subscribing to his monthly charges (although it doesn't specify how much). And at the end it even makes sure you are agreeing that you did, in fact, read it and you will not be able to take him to court saying you didn't read it.

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    Omg, soooo funny!! Any guy who believes this guys bullshit deserves to get scammmed!!

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    Three Words to Date Any Stripper:
    Million Per Date

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    "They share their drink with you."

    Yeah, after spicing it up with some Visine...

    Also, I'd like to know where he learned the meaning of the word "short".
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    Ohh that Julian Fox guy lol yeah. We should thank him for the guys that wear suits at 1am. Lol he knows how to make people laugh on a rough day and it only costed them $39.95 a month to be bent over by a dude!!

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