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    I work in a club that has cameras everywhere. We have these luxury booths that are off and away from the regular lap dance booths. Two guys snuck in there and one started sucking the other guy's dick. Seriously. The bouncers were watching the camera and called the manager. The manager sends one of them to kick them out. He sticks his flashlight through the curtain without looking and flashes it right on his face while screaming GTFO. The guy who was sucking jumped up and RAN out of the club.

    I just had to share this information. That shit was kray.

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    Default Re: true story, bro

    What
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    Fuck???

    Lol was a hotel or backseat not available? A guy sneaks into a strip club to get head from another guy? Maybe they wanted to say "fuck women" in some twisted way. Wow that's just seriously off. Or maybe they wanted to be caught by a guy. Shock value perhaps?

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    omg best story ever

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    omg wow
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    Default Re: true story, bro

    I'm not surprised. I see gay men come in groups pretending they are straight, blowing off the dancers for hours because they want to see each other. There really are Brokeback customers. Every now and again one will buy a dance and nothing under the sun could raise that flagpole, honey!
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    ^lmao!

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    What would have been hilarious is if the guy getting the blowjob thought it was a dancer..... he goes back to the dark booth, and the gay guy pulls the switcheroo..... I would have loved to see that shit.
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    Funny.
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    Oh dear

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    Default Re: true story, bro

    its true what they say you see all kinda shit in the stripclub!
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    Default Re: true story, bro

    Do any of you guys ever get the ~*party girls*~ or ~*cool girlfriends*~ who come in and randomly start giving their boyfriends lapdances, or who take off their shirt, or who start making out hardcore with their bf? Lol. Reminded me of that. Its so weird that so many people still think of strip clubs as ~*anything goes*~ zones.

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    Default Re: true story, bro

    There was a (true) story the other day, about someone giving a BJ at a DENNY'S, right there in the booth!

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    Idk about outside of south Florida but yes. Women who come to the club suddenly think they work there also... but they do it for free. I think they just don't want their guy looking?

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