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    I did something really dumb and now I'm in over my head

    I started a rumor in my condo building that I had my dog cloned, because she just had puppies.

    I've been having my dry-cleaner act like he's the Korean scientist who made them!! He's the best actor and everyone believes him, I think he's enjoying this more than I was :-)

    It started off really fun but I'm getting nervous about getting found out. The dogs are starting to look different, what do I do?
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    *derp*

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    Default Re: "I cloned my dog" and now Im in over my head

    This is the dumbest story I have ever heard.

    The simplest thing to do is to say "Haha, I was just kidding about all that cloning stuff..."
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    Also... if your dog is female and you end up with male puppies that is an obvious sign that you didn't clone your dog.

    *face palm*


    P.S. WTF?
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    Also, I'd love to know:

    You say that this "started off really fun....". What was so fun about it?
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    AAAAhhhhh it's just like that time I rented a Lambourghini and told everyone I bought it.

    Why oh why do I make up the ridiculous stories??

    Two of the puppies are male, one female. Nobody noticed. Pardon the pun. (ok there was no pun, I just wanted to say that)
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    LOL. You're a riot. Heaven help us all.
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    Default Re: "I cloned my dog" and now Im in over my head

    lol this is too funny
    i saw that show on tlc too though....
    yeah, i dunno, just sell the puppies to people who dont think they're cloned and once they're gone im sure shit will die down.
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    Default Re: "I cloned my dog" and now Im in over my head

    Bahahahaha! Either the people 'believing' it are really fucking stupid or fucking with you by playing along. Either way, who cares?

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    Default Re: "I cloned my dog" and now Im in over my head

    I always cry when I watch the show. Does anyone else? Lol ... I just think about if my dog died and if I were able to clone her, and seeing the people with their cloned dogs ... it just makes me so happy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by LuvlyDancer View Post
    AAAAhhhhh it's just like that time I rented a Lambourghini and told everyone I bought it.

    Why oh why do I make up the ridiculous stories??

    Two of the puppies are male, one female. Nobody noticed. Pardon the pun. (ok there was no pun, I just wanted to say that)
    lmao!

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    Default Re: "I cloned my dog" and now Im in over my head

    Well, the answer is simple. You have to move.

    Or get more dogs that look alike, and propagate the lie even more.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr Hyde View Post
    Well, the answer is simple. You have to move.

    Or get more dogs that look alike, and propagate the lie even more.
    Uhm.... no! She can just dye all of her dogs to match. Why does everyone miss the OBVIOUS solutions!?!?! LOL.
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    Default Re: "I cloned my dog" and now Im in over my head

    Just what I needed to read to cheer me up !
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    Default Re: "I cloned my dog" and now Im in over my head

    Sell them in the next town and tell everyone they got hit by some dumb bitch in a Lamborghini.

    This thread has officially raised the "WTF" bar for the SW lounge...

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    Default Re: "I cloned my dog" and now Im in over my head

    lol this thread ... Yeah I agree get a few more look-a-like dogs

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