http://www.digitaljournal.com/article/328328
First of all this shit is better than "The Onion" even...
But no way is she the heaviest on record.
http://www.digitaljournal.com/article/328328
First of all this shit is better than "The Onion" even...
But no way is she the heaviest on record.
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Definitely not the heaviest: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of...eaviest_people
"although I can’t buy sexy lingerie, I drape a nice sheet over me.” HOT!
I'm thinking he must have a huge penis to make that manageable... It seems like there's a lot of body in the way.
Well great on her for losing the weight but eeeeew at the sex?! Must be like opening a cheese toastie going down there!?!!!!!!!![]()





Hey stop laughing at my before pics! I look sexy in a sheet dammit!
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I'm hitting the gym later tonight!!!!
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I feel bad for their son. Not only is your mother the fattest woman in the world, your dad and her are discussing their sex lives in the news. Stay tuned for an update: son of world's heaviest woman commits suicide.









Last edited by tempest666; 07-18-2012 at 04:36 PM. Reason: almost choked on food
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Why do you think we always spend so much money on sheets?![]()
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The bed may break? Might as well just do it on the floor and she can drape a cute rug over herself. lol
And how can he even find where to stick it? It may just be a fat fold or something. *shudder* yuck
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I had a friend who was a gyno at a base I was stationed at. We went camping once on the beach, and around the campfire she told us of an almost 400 pound woman who came in for her annual pap. She'd had a couple beers obviously, because everyone knew who she was talking about, it was a spouse who waddled around base and everyone noticed her not only for her size but that her husband was a sailor who weighed like 90 pounds. Anyways, she told us she smelled really funny as soon as she undressed. It was a smell she could not pin point, but when she checked her breasts, she noticed something sticking out from under a fold. Yeah... yes. It was. A ham and cheese sandwich indeed.
I still wonder to this day, how the fuck do you lose a ham and cheese sandwich? I get you might have been eating a couple, but ham and cheese sandwiches don't just disappear into thin air. You eat one, then two, then three, okay now wheres the fourth? Wtf.





Ugh ^ That is just vile.





seriously? That shits just nasty. and that is why I don't like being around truly obese people. they're just gross.
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Changing her diet would be a lot easier.
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