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    Default Is she getting more than you?

    http://www.digitaljournal.com/article/328328

    First of all this shit is better than "The Onion" even...

    But no way is she the heaviest on record.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DeltaHouseJay View Post
    http://www.digitaljournal.com/article/328328

    First of all this shit is better than "The Onion" even...

    But no way is she the heaviest on record.
    Definitely not the heaviest: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of...eaviest_people

    "although I can’t buy sexy lingerie, I drape a nice sheet over me.” HOT!


    I'm thinking he must have a huge penis to make that manageable... It seems like there's a lot of body in the way.

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    Well great on her for losing the weight but eeeeew at the sex?! Must be like opening a cheese toastie going down there!?!!!!!!!
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    Hey stop laughing at my before pics! I look sexy in a sheet dammit!
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    Quote Originally Posted by sugarmouse0707 View Post
    Well great on her for losing the weight but eeeeew at the sex?! Must be like opening a cheese toastie going down there!?!!!!!!!
    Ewwwwwwwwww

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    I'm hitting the gym later tonight!!!!
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    I feel bad for their son. Not only is your mother the fattest woman in the world, your dad and her are discussing their sex lives in the news. Stay tuned for an update: son of world's heaviest woman commits suicide.

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    Quote Originally Posted by tempest666 View Post
    I'm hitting the gym later tonight!!!!
    I already did my sexercise today. Just wanted to throw that out there. Oh, it was the bomb too.

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    Quote Originally Posted by lokikola View Post
    I already did my sexercise today. Just wanted to throw that out there. Oh, it was the bomb too.
    I bet you didn't get to drape a nifty sheet over yourself like her BTW thanks for making me almost choke on my food laughing loki
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    Quote Originally Posted by tempest666 View Post
    I bet you didn't get to drape a nifty sheet over yourself like her BTW thanks for making me almost choke on my food laughing loki
    I'm doing this at work from now on. No more spending money on fancy lingerie. I'ma just go down to Bed Bath and Beyond and get myself some linens. HOT DAMN!

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    Why do you think we always spend so much money on sheets?
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    Next thing we know she'll have her sticky sheets for sale somewhere
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    Quote Originally Posted by sugarmouse0707 View Post
    Next thing we know she'll have her sticky sheets for sale somewhere
    Oh the humanity! lol D'you mean her bed sheets or the sheets that she drapes around herself?
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    Lol both, and I bet somebody'd buy em! No need to seal the envelope...
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    (Oh, and also, allow me to excuse myself while I pick my mandible up from underneath my desk.)
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    The bed may break? Might as well just do it on the floor and she can drape a cute rug over herself. lol

    And how can he even find where to stick it? It may just be a fat fold or something. *shudder* yuck
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    I had a friend who was a gyno at a base I was stationed at. We went camping once on the beach, and around the campfire she told us of an almost 400 pound woman who came in for her annual pap. She'd had a couple beers obviously, because everyone knew who she was talking about, it was a spouse who waddled around base and everyone noticed her not only for her size but that her husband was a sailor who weighed like 90 pounds. Anyways, she told us she smelled really funny as soon as she undressed. It was a smell she could not pin point, but when she checked her breasts, she noticed something sticking out from under a fold. Yeah... yes. It was. A ham and cheese sandwich indeed.
    I still wonder to this day, how the fuck do you lose a ham and cheese sandwich? I get you might have been eating a couple, but ham and cheese sandwiches don't just disappear into thin air. You eat one, then two, then three, okay now wheres the fourth? Wtf.

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    Ugh ^ That is just vile.

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    Quote Originally Posted by lokikola View Post
    It was a smell she could not pin point, but when she checked her breasts, she noticed something sticking out from under a fold. Yeah... yes. It was. A ham and cheese sandwich indeed.
    I still wonder to this day, how the fuck do you lose a ham and cheese sandwich? I get you might have been eating a couple, but ham and cheese sandwiches don't just disappear into thin air. You eat one, then two, then three, okay now wheres the fourth? Wtf.
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    ^ Be nice, it was just a little snack she was saving for her husband!
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    seriously? That shits just nasty. and that is why I don't like being around truly obese people. they're just gross.
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    Quote Originally Posted by lokikola View Post
    I had a friend who was a gyno at a base I was stationed at. We went camping once on the beach, and around the campfire she told us of an almost 400 pound woman who came in for her annual pap. She'd had a couple beers obviously, because everyone knew who she was talking about, it was a spouse who waddled around base and everyone noticed her not only for her size but that her husband was a sailor who weighed like 90 pounds. Anyways, she told us she smelled really funny as soon as she undressed. It was a smell she could not pin point, but when she checked her breasts, she noticed something sticking out from under a fold. Yeah... yes. It was. A ham and cheese sandwich indeed.
    I still wonder to this day, how the fuck do you lose a ham and cheese sandwich? I get you might have been eating a couple, but ham and cheese sandwiches don't just disappear into thin air. You eat one, then two, then three, okay now wheres the fourth? Wtf.

    Hahaha,omg that poor gyno.

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    Changing her diet would be a lot easier.
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