




"Fake tits are like Kevlar. They don't guarantee your chances of survival but they sure as hell improve it."
Tempest
Actually he claims to not be into porn but at with a 13.5 erect cock 9.5 inches soft I don't see why he shouldn't be. I feel bad for him because he's looking for love and hasn't been in a relationship since 1994 or 95.
Also why can't I find a picture of this guy's cock?? I've been searching for an hour already!!!





Photos of Jonah Falcon: http://www.pegym.com/forums/gym/6781...ick-world.html





He does not do porn (as of now).





He has considered it. He refuses to do it because he wants to be taken seriously as an actor and views porn as detrimental to his (non-existent) career.




I might just sound like a slut, but knowing 13.5 inches is the biggest in the world is a great disappointment. Surely not every man's dicks have been inspected.





Don't be disappointed, just understand that most of the #'s claimed by men AND women - and CERTAINLY by the porn industry - are bullshit. In real life, measured in the "correct" way, 8" is HUGE. 9" is almost bizarre. It's not that these monsters aren't out there for ya' loki, it's that the numbers aren't real.
Try this - stack two normal 12" soda cans on top of each other. Imagine that as a penis. Fucking massive, eh? MUST be approaching 11 or 12"!!
Now measure it.




You know what's hella funny? All the hits that guy's forum is going to get from a stripper website. lololol They'll be like of course, how typical. Silly strippers.
I don't think that picture was real. I saw that during my hour search but yeah I think his is much bigger. Also he best buddy is about 10.5 erect funny how big cocks hang in packs lol.
I have one cam customer that is the biggest I've seen. He says he's "only 9 inches" lol but it looks so crazy on his body. He's not a big guy he's actually rather thin but wow when I saw it I was like OMG!! Whoaaaaaa! The funny thing is he's actually one of the sweetest guys on cam. He always makes me laugh.
My ex also had a big cock and he wasn't even really all that tall like his height is 5'8 yet soft I see this thick thing swinging back and forth between his legs as he walks away. I think it was maybe 8.75 or so he said. So weird ..........plus he was worried it wasn't big enough lol that was funny.But if we went out and I danced too close to him he would go pale push me away and stand there humped over. I wish he was more relaxed with everything because we could have had more fun. I remember being afraid that he was going to hurt me so I was always fairly tense in the "woof woof" position. I can't stand when someone hits the cervix. It's one of those "give me a moment" breathe....breathe..."are you ok"...Umm yeaaaaah".... ok.."I'm good"...go ahead...oooohmmmmmm...pshttffffuc..... "oooh sorry did I??.... umm yeah ya did... "OH"...sorry....." how about IIIII get on top"???




I wonder if "no officer, that's my dick" is a popular excuse made to airport security.
^Still the shock of when they umm patted him down probably made them go ... Wait wtf??? lol





Hey all of you size queens (said lovingly not as an attack)there's your dream man. Eww, I think I'll pass. However I believe I dated a man with the world's smallest dick so he never had a security scare.




Jonah!!! Call me! *drool* Yes, I'm a proud size queen!
"Where there is love there is life"-Mahatma Gandhi
"Be The Best, F!ck The Rest"- P.P.


Well crap with all the stupid security checks, I think I can blow up a plane with a fart.
Evil is always devising more corrosive misery through man's restless need to exact revenge out of his hate. Ralph Steadman





Now, this is what I call a News Flash....
I loved going to strip clubs; I actually made some friends there. Now things are different for the clubs and for me. As a result I am not as happy.
Customers are not entitled to grope, disrespect, or rob strippers. This is their job, not their hobby, and they all need income. Clubs are not just some erotic show for guys to view while drinking.
NOTE: anything I post here, outside of a direct quote, is my opinion only, which I am entitled to. Take it for what you estimate it is worth.
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