I would buy you a house
I would buy you a house





Now I am thinking Barenaked Ladies.





I would pay off the home loans my Father entered into and shouldn't have. Then arrange for better care givers.
i would pay off my legal fees, pay my taxes, give my mom some money, get boobs and other ps ive been wanting, save the rest and continue working.
i'd squander it on cocaine, booze, and loose sleazy women.
or not.





as a vacationing gentlemen recently told me ( as we shared drinks on his yacht ! ) ... 'A Million Dollars isn't what it used to be' !





As someone who has watched a million dollars come & go at a frightening pace and not due to overspending but simply the poor economy killing off investments and businesses - I would have to agree with his assessment!
Other than that - I would buy you monkey (Haven't you always wanted a monkey?).





I'd buy a strip club and hire people here.
^^that. Or I would get everyone I love a couple of investments so they can live better, get me some surgery,open an animal sanctuary and donate loads to some charities. And buy lots of nice clothes.![]()



I've had dreamed of this one heaps.
I'd give a hundred thousand to each family member. I'd have 600K left, not bad. I'll probably travel with it.
One of the best conversations you could ever have with a person is the "What would you do if you won the lottery?" one. I think it tells you a lot about who they are. That being said:
I'd buy you a green dress (but not a real green dress, that's cruel)
I'm almost perfect, some of the time
Success is getting what you want, happiness is wanting what you get.
I'd buy you furniture for your house





*singing* If I had a million doolllaarrrs . . . .
I'd be rich.
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