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    Default What are 'Fuck Me Pumps'?

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    Default Re: What are 'Fuck Me Pumps'?

    I'm not sure if the toe is the defining factor so much as the heel and ankle strap. The "classic" FMP is a shoe with a high, slim heel and ankle strap. Now, I think girls just use the term to describe any stiletto they think makes them look like the good kind of slutty. My friend has a cheap pair of lime green heels that she contends are FMPs, but which I contend are eyesores. I think the classic version was supposed to have an element of class to it, but like with most of current fashion, that element seems to be lost on most of this generation.

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    Default Re: What are 'Fuck Me Pumps'?

    I always thought that fuck me pumps were sexy, flashy, unique-looking heels at LEAST three inches or higher.

    They also have to be comfortable enough to wear to bed!


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    Think the highest heel possible and shiny patent leather. I don't think open or closed toes matter. Even strappy.

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    Default Re: What are 'Fuck Me Pumps'?

    I always thought they wear the highest of high heels with a heel the width of a pencil.

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    "Fuck Me Pumps" are ANY ultra sexy, ultra high-heeled shoe that seem to indicate that you want sex/are trying to look sexy/slutty (as opposed to looking conservative/classy). As in, "Come fuck me!!".

    Especially those heels which are so high, you're practically teetering in them. As in "(Knock me down and) fuck me pumps". The "knock me down" part meaning physically (as a joke) and metaphorically as in, you are so "Easy" that it only takes a little push to get you into bed.

    If you want to get super technical, a pump shoe would NOT be a sandal or have any type of strap. It could be a closed-toe or an open/peep-toe.

    When guys talk about a lady in FMP's, they usually don't know anything about shoes. They just mean a lady in sexy high-heeled shoes.

    Yes, both of the shoes you posted are definitely FMP's. The first ones are Louboutins. Can't tell what the other is.
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    Default Re: What are 'Fuck Me Pumps'?

    The type of high heels that catch the attention of men who wish to follow you and have their way with you because of DEM' HEELS They look so good it makes men want to fuck you in them. Nothing but heels on

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    I love this thread. I actually have a hot pair of 4 inch wedges that I call "fuck me wedges" or "FMW", haha deviating from the classic a little bit. Enjoy your search for sexy shoes.

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    Default Re: What are 'Fuck Me Pumps'?

    LOL
    I think I must wear 'Fuck Off' pumps!
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