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    Default Re: Man shoots fireworks out of buttocks winds up in ER

    You know, around Guy Fawkes Day, I remember warning signs being posted everywhere showing photographic evidence of the aftermath of people not being careful with fireworks.

    . . . They showed bloody hands and missing fingers and the like.



    You don't see posters showing what happens when someone sticks fireworks down their pants, though. Usually because the people making the posters assume people aren't that stupid.

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    Default Re: Man shoots fireworks out of buttocks winds up in ER

    lol thats not too smart

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    One - I love that this happened in Darwin, because appropriate. Secondly - I can't believe that the medical worker they quoted said that the stunt "backfired" with a straight face - 'cuz I wouldn't have...

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    Default Re: Man shoots fireworks out of buttocks winds up in ER

    Stupidity like this really chaps the ass.

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    Man shoots fireworks out of buttocks winds up in ER

    I'll take "stating the obvious", for $200, Alex.



    Police believe alcohol could have been a factor
    That's some serious deductive prowess there, Sherlock, ya think?

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    Default Re: Man shoots fireworks out of buttocks winds up in ER

    Idiot.
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    I wish there was an "auto-like" setting that I could just have applied to all of your posts Sophia....

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    haha this made my day.

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    ...rural Australia *shakes head*

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    Default Re: Man shoots fireworks out of buttocks winds up in ER

    What a flaming asshole. His friends should nickname him "sparkler butt."
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    Quote Originally Posted by OliveJardin View Post
    ...rural Australia *shakes head*
    somebody you know? lol
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