




"Fake tits are like Kevlar. They don't guarantee your chances of survival but they sure as hell improve it."
Tempest
You know, around Guy Fawkes Day, I remember warning signs being posted everywhere showing photographic evidence of the aftermath of people not being careful with fireworks.
. . . They showed bloody hands and missing fingers and the like.
You don't see posters showing what happens when someone sticks fireworks down their pants, though. Usually because the people making the posters assume people aren't that stupid.
lol thats not too smart





One - I love that this happened in Darwin, because appropriate. Secondly - I can't believe that the medical worker they quoted said that the stunt "backfired" with a straight face - 'cuz I wouldn't have...





Stupidity like this really chaps the ass.



Man shoots fireworks out of buttocks winds up in ER
I'll take "stating the obvious", for $200, Alex.
That's some serious deductive prowess there, Sherlock, ya think?Police believe alcohol could have been a factor




haha this made my day.





...rural Australia*shakes head*
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