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    Duh Night-time Legal Secretary?

    Greetings all!

    If I wanted to create a cover for a resume or for tax purposes--and heck, for random conversations with friends and family that have no clue what I am doing in the sex industry--what are some ideas for a job that involves monthly travel and which pays well?

    Random Guy in Bar Last Night: "So, what do you do?"
    Me: "I'm in business--for myself."
    RGIBLN: "Oh, what type of business?"
    Me: (Oh, Shit!) ...Stalling... "What did you say your name was?"

    I'd like to have cards made and network... and obviously not as an escort.

    Ideas so far:
    1. Modeling (this would require a legitimate web portfolio which I intend on building)
    2. Consulting (what the heck does a consultant do? how does one get into the consulting business, anyway?)
    3. ??

    Merci!

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    Default Re: Night-time Legal Secretary?

    Tell them you have an internet based business or something like that.





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    Default Re: Night-time Legal Secretary?

    This one is funny... Inventory management...

    http://calvinayre.com/2012/07/10/lif...ugh-real-life/

    More ideas please... How do you ladies explain your work/travel/lifestyle when pressed?

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    Default Re: Night-time Legal Secretary?

    This one is funny... Inventory management...

    http://calvinayre.com/2012/07/10/lif...ugh-real-life/

    More ideas please... How do you ladies explain your work/travel/lifestyle when pressed?

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    Default Re: Night-time Legal Secretary?

    Quote Originally Posted by Jacquelynstarr View Post
    Greetings all!

    If I wanted to create a cover for a resume or for tax purposes--and heck, for random conversations with friends and family that have no clue what I am doing in the sex industry--what are some ideas for a job that involves monthly travel and which pays well?

    Random Guy in Bar Last Night: "So, what do you do?"
    Me: "I'm in business--for myself."
    RGIBLN: "Oh, what type of business?"
    Me: (Oh, Shit!) ...Stalling... "What did you say your name was?"

    I'd like to have cards made and network... and obviously not as an escort.

    Ideas so far:
    1. Modeling (this would require a legitimate web portfolio which I intend on building)
    2. Consulting (what the heck does a consultant do? how does one get into the consulting business, anyway?)
    3. ??

    Merci!
    I can't speak about modeling but,

    Consulting covers a broad range of industries/occupations. One could be a management consultant (e.g. one of the big 6 accounting firms like Ernst & Young). Management consultants suggest ways for businesses to run their operations more smoothly, or perhaps break into new areas. One could be a fashion consultant for performers/entertainers. In this case the consultant might advise on different wardrobes for different performances.

    I do part-time consulting myself, typically providing expert testimony in discrimination cases or research projects in my area of expertise for various clients.

    So saying you are a consultant would be pretty vague unless you could describe what type of consulting you do. If someone told me they were a consultant but could not describe what type of consulting they do or the type of clients they have I would assume they were bull-------- me.

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    Default Re: Night-time Legal Secretary?

    Consulting booking agency representative, you book traveling (legit) entertainment acts in different towns.
    I loved going to strip clubs; I actually made some friends there. Now things are different for the clubs and for me. As a result I am not as happy.

    Customers are not entitled to grope, disrespect, or rob strippers. This is their job, not their hobby, and they all need income. Clubs are not just some erotic show for guys to view while drinking.

    NOTE: anything I post here, outside of a direct quote, is my opinion only, which I am entitled to. Take it for what you estimate it is worth.

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    Default Re: Night-time Legal Secretary?

    I say I do in-home personal training or bartending for private events

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    Default Re: Night-time Legal Secretary?

    I used to say bartending but now I say I'm a freelance makeup artist. Perfect cover for why you work random hours and have so much free time.

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    Default Re: Night-time Legal Secretary?

    So funny, I have seen ads like that a lot on Craigslist

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    Default Re: Night-time Legal Secretary?

    Quote Originally Posted by ecinom View Post
    So funny, I have seen ads like that a lot on Craigslist
    Yup!!





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    I like this one: working for a temp agency, customer service work filling in at various hotels... Explains the nights away and monthly tours.

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    Thank you so much for this! This is actually something I know how to lie about. I am going to go legit with this one. Build a website and actually have something to show people. I am even going as far as attending a class with ThePowderGroup in NYC next month.

    Quote Originally Posted by crystalize View Post
    I used to say bartending but now I say I'm a freelance makeup artist. Perfect cover for why you work random hours and have so much free time.

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    Default Re: Night-time Legal Secretary?

    it's great that I could help you, it's the best cover IMO. Explains lots of free time, irregular schedule, traveling and why you're always made up.

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