Every single night i have to weed thru the pervs wanting extras before i find the clean guys. And it gets tiresome, annoying, and to be honest, as of late, its been pissing me the eff off. Sometimes, I pull of a clever comeback, but most the times i either a) politely say something to the effect of "no i dont do that" or b)get bitchy and tell them to go look on a street corner ffor a hooker.... option a i hate because i hate being nice to these assholes when they come at me with that, and b i hate because it puts me in a bad mood. Ive spouted of laughing hysterically "what makes u think I wanna have sex with you?" When i was drunk lol and actually it worked out pretty well. The guy ended up saying "fair enough, im an ass" and we did a cllean vip. Obviously this wont work with all guys, but what r some other lines that puts the man in his place? I think that one is classic since guys come in thinking they can do whatever they want, and then get the reality check of "wow i must suck, even a stripper rejected me". Since, ya know, we are all whores who fuck anyone willing to give us gas money. *rolls eyes* what r some of ur comebacks?



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) keeps me in a better mood.



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