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    Every single night i have to weed thru the pervs wanting extras before i find the clean guys. And it gets tiresome, annoying, and to be honest, as of late, its been pissing me the eff off. Sometimes, I pull of a clever comeback, but most the times i either a) politely say something to the effect of "no i dont do that" or b)get bitchy and tell them to go look on a street corner ffor a hooker.... option a i hate because i hate being nice to these assholes when they come at me with that, and b i hate because it puts me in a bad mood. Ive spouted of laughing hysterically "what makes u think I wanna have sex with you?" When i was drunk lol and actually it worked out pretty well. The guy ended up saying "fair enough, im an ass" and we did a cllean vip. Obviously this wont work with all guys, but what r some other lines that puts the man in his place? I think that one is classic since guys come in thinking they can do whatever they want, and then get the reality check of "wow i must suck, even a stripper rejected me". Since, ya know, we are all whores who fuck anyone willing to give us gas money. *rolls eyes* what r some of ur comebacks?

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    "I'm a stripper, not a prostitute". Shuts them right the fuck up.

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    Default Re: clever comebacks for guys wanting extras?

    Yea i use that one quite a bit. I guess im looking for ones that more or less poke fun at these douche bags ) keeps me in a better mood.

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    Default Re: clever comebacks for guys wanting extras?

    When they ask for sex/extras look very serious and say:

    "I'm guessing you didn't have enough time to suck on your mom's titties then huh?"
    "Sex? No thanks, talking to you has fucked me enough for one day."
    "You can't afford to date me, my thong costs more than your whole outfit."
    "Check the street corner. Your mom needs to talk to you."
    "With lines like that I bet all your friends call you for dating advice."
    "Don't you know losing your virginity isn't supposed to be a public affair?!"
    "Let me guess, your free Playboy trial expired last week..."
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    Default Re: clever comebacks for guys wanting extras?

    I remember one time this guy kept hounding me about going home with him.. it was the end of the night so I was in a mood and said "I won't go home with you for the sake of my psychological being." He just looked at me, almost guilty. lol



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    I tend to use a few different lines depending on how douchebaggy they are.

    "I hear on the internet, there are whole sites full of women looking to nab a pathetic loser like yourself. Perhaps you should try them out?"
    "It's five grand an hour, cash up front. Unmarked bills. I'll need you to give them to the doorman to verify because I can't count that high."
    "I'll fuck you for fifty." *hands over fifty* *dancer walks away* "Now you're fucked!"
    "Extras, what kind of extras? What do you mean? I don't understand... Like you want me to keep my shoes on or what?"
    "For a thousand dollars, you can touch yourself while I count the money. I will be fully clothed and ignoring you."

    For guys who ask if I have ever "gotten somebody off" during a lap dance, or similar questions:
    "What kind of sad pathetic loser could finish from a lapdance? It's like high school dry humping..."

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    "You want me to do what!? Oh thats not allowed, we could get arrested for that! This is a strip club not a brothel!"

    "You cant afford me. I charge $10,000 per hour" (no takers yet lol)

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    "Do I look the type that sucks dick for only (insert VIP/CR price in here)?"





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    Default Re: clever comebacks for guys wanting extras?

    Some of the lines I have said were :

    "no that's your mom's job" (in reply to could i get a bj)

    "dumbass, would you buy meat at a produce shop?"

    "if you let me fuck you in the butt with a huge strap on first"

    Gotta be as insulting as possible!

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    Default Re: clever comebacks for guys wanting extras?

    These r great! Thanks ladies!

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    Default Re: clever comebacks for guys wanting extras?

    Those are great. I had a comeback where a guy would ask me for a blowjob, I blew in his face and said "I gave you a blowjob now give me the money".

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    Default Re: clever comebacks for guys wanting extras?

    If they're not being total douches, my usual line is, "Do I look like the kind of girl that needs to fuck to make a lot of money?" Then I try a quick sale and get out of there. Or I tell them they're the tenth person that day alone to ask me and that I've been saying no for over three years, to thousands and thousands of guys (and some women) so I'm not going to suddenly change my mind.

    If they're assholes about it, I tend to just laugh loudly and hysterically in their face and then just walk away. Or I give them a disgusted look and say nothing at all but get up and move away, like, two seats, and start blatantly ignoring them. I act like they're not even in the room, even if they follow me and try to continue talking to me. I'll even pull out my phone and start playing solitaire.

    If they're being massive assholes that won't fuck off and leave me alone (a lot of these guys don't seem to comprehend that I seriously won't do it and don't want to talk to them anymore), I'll start fake coughing in their face while they're in the middle of a sentence.

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    Default Re: clever comebacks for guys wanting extras?

    ^^^That's awesome. I usually just laugh in their face. Which is fitting.

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