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    Default Re: Man soils self to evade DWI

    Bahaha! I know a guy who got pulled over when he was drunk and probably would've gotten away with it, except he had to pee really badly and figured it would be suspicious if he asked to get out of the car and take a piss... so he decided it was a better idea to piss his pants. Needless to say, he was arrested.
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    why would anyone think that shitting yourself would act as a 'get out of jail free' card? lol
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    Well at the very least the guy probably got some sick pleasure out of making the arresting officers lives very unpleasant that night.

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