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The best thing i have heard in a strip club to date:
customer: we should get married right now! we should get a shotgun marriage!
me: uhh... i think you are misunderstanding what a shotgun marriage means. A shotgun marriage means you knock me up and my daddy shows up at your door with a gun and forces you to marry me and raise the baby. You mean elope.
customer: hmm... nah actually i will take the shotgun marriage. At least then we would be having sex.





Hear that?
That is the sound of tentacle hentai lovers rejoicing.





And like many men this snake thinks with his penis head.





INB4 "Why's it gotta be Black?"
Dude, all snakes look like penises. This one is just less colorful.
"Well done. Here are the test results: You are a horrible person. I'm serious, that's what it says: 'A horrible person.' We weren't even testing for that."
Aaaaahahahahahahaha.....X'D What the fuck?!


Wow, that thing is hideous!
~A
on iFriends!
'looks remarkably like a piece of human anatomy' or 'looks SORT OF like a piece of human anatomy'??
That sure doesn't look like any of the weenies I've seen...
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