I don't do strip clubs, if I do, I sit there... Anyway I go last Friday at a place in Cincinatti, I am absolutley blown away by this girl, to the point I'm not about to say anything, so my friend buys me a private dance, she's super nice, she dances, it's good. She leans over and tries to opoen mouth kiss me, which I pulled back, and was like "Woah, that's how you roll?" She leans into me and goes "Listen, you're hot, and you know you are." (I'm not bad looking). So now, I'm thinking "Its all money." p.s. I'm drunk... She goes, "do you want to go in a private room" I'm like, "How much?" ...$150. "No thanks." she goes "Ill do it for 75" my drunkass goes "lets go". we get in there, she goes, "are you single?" "Yes" "Good, me too", she is allllllll over me, I'm mean extremly agressive, tounge in the ear, biting my neck, hands down pants, "you are so hot."...
Now i'm completly "at attention". I say, drunkingly, "I would tear you apart." She laughs, at the same time, the guy opens the door says "times up" she stands up, goes to the guy "can you get me a water" he does, AND SHE SHUTS THE DOOR and goes "Ok, try to tear me apart..." It gets pretty heavy. So it ends, i say "wow, didn't think that would ever happen..." she goes "It will when I give you my number." She does.... I text her right then to put my number in my phone.. next day nothing, 1 more try nothing, finally i go "whats the deal" she texts me "I'm sorry, i fell asleep right after i left, and I felt bad i didn't text back, i didn't know what to do. I'm working tonight, come see me..." ...the jig is up. I say "dude, im not coming down by myself" "Were dead tonight, u can hang with me." ..so I do, i go outside, she sees me, and comes out, sat there for 3 hours talking, i think i bought us one shot. I keep telling her "don't give me any dancer bs." She says, "You know my real name, I gave you my number, my address is bla bla bla. Now do you believe me.?" She goes, "Ill be back in a minute, i gotta go make money." im like, I get it... then she goes "I'd rather take someone elses money then yours." she knew my name, where I was from, remembered everything... She tells me,"Im off Wednesday, lets hang out, whatever you want to do."
She was giggling recalling the story from the first night like "I was buzzed, not as bad as you, but I thought, you're hot I'm hot, I wanted to....I got in trouble for that." The owner guy comes over to me, pats me on the back, shakes his head, and goes, laughing "you got her in trouble that night" im like this is insane.... I leave, seriously buying one drink for her, she says "thank you for being respectful to me. Ill text you." ...next day, "Hi" I say "we still on?" she goes "yes" that day I hear nothing, I'm like "if you're gonna blow me off, at least be nice enough to lie, not just not text...." still nothing.. later on "I am sooooo sorry, I had school all day, and got called into work, i just got to me phone, I will call you tommorow..." ...nothing. I don't get it... I dont buy it. What girl isn't glued to her phone, and if she got called into work, she had to of seen the text. What the hell kind of behavior is that? To see me, say your interested. then nothing, I am stumped....


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My BS Meter is flickering in that besides juvenille level writing style, there are NO stripclubs in Cincinatti. The only one "listed" under Cincinatti (A DV club which was closed several months ago) was actually in a distant suburb over 20 miles driving from downtown.
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