ever wonder what things like trips to the supermarket and the gym would be like if we wore t shirt telling who we are in the adult world?
I just got back from the gym, where I took my bike and the bus too and from. totally normal around here, I live in a big city with a elaborate public transit system that I can ride from free. So I take advantage.
The bike ride back and forth to the bus stop is extra exercise, and that's a good thing.
I got on the bus and the front seat were pretty full, and I didn't want to ask a older woman to move over to make room for me. She looked pretty tired. So I saw a empty seat by the isle, and asked the guy sitting near it if I could slide in. He gave me a look like I had three heads and moved over a bit.
his friend across the isle had apparently been talking to him and I guess they felt it made more sense take up around 4 seats all sparwled out then just sit together and take up 2.
He friend started telling the guy I was next to "damn! can't believe the nerve of some people just comming along and sitting down!" then tried to bring me into it by asking "are you comfortable?" it's a public BUS! the seats are there for anyone, geez! these twits were acting like bullies from the school busses I rode when I was in grade school! acting like they own the things!
I ignored them, but the whole ride I kept smirking and laughing in my head about how funny it would be if they were one of the many guys that pay me per minute for the honor of being in my company and worshiping me!
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