This:
http://www.babeland.com/blueberry-buzz/d/2504
Honestly, I don't give a hoot about the shape. I just need one that goes from slow to very strong and fast in a continuous motion (the ones that move from one discreet speed to another (speed1, speed2, speed3) just give me anxiety, because I always feel like i need something in between. Plus, the gradual, customizable buildup is where it's at, as far as I am concerned. Oh and don't get me started on the ones with the pre-programmed "patterns". Seriously? People cum to that shit?). Some other vibes just... don't have pleasing oscillations, or something. You know? Like... I like it STRONG and pretty forceful, not like a mosquito is having a seizure on my clitoris. *Shrug*.
And I also need to be able to adjust the speeds with one hand, under the covers, while drunk, without having to turn on the fucking lights and reinsert my contact lenses to find the fucking dial. Grrrr.
And the jelly ones, meh. My first vibe was jelly, and I found it just cushioned and muffled the vibrations too much.
(Wow.... I'm a demanding sex-toy user. I thought my requirements were pretty basic, though.... alas, there is a 'vibrator grave of death' deep in the back of a dresser drawer in my old bedroom at my folks' place back in Canada, where all my discarded experimental vibrators have gone to die.)
(Mom, if you ever happen to find my vibrator graveyard while searching my room for sewing machine bobbins or something.... I apologize in advance for the trauma.) :-/
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