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    Default How to feel like a Virgin again....

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vPayFrCOiZM

    Just when you thought Tempest was the only one to stumble across fucked up shit in the media....
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    More fear-mongering? Really? Yes, this is not the 1990's anymore. Yes, things are changing. Either dance or don't. Freaking out and sowing fear isn't going to help anyone.




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    Ha wow that is funny! Kind of cool the way they are dancing even when it is funny and sort of dumb at the same time. Then the ending...
    You must have chaos within you to give birth to a dancing star.
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    Ahahaha I love the ending^^

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    Oh... my dear Lord...

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    Default Re: How to feel like a Virgin again....

    The idea of "tightening gel" actually terrifies me.

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    ^ I wonder if it can be used on the face too? Lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by MyButter View Post
    ^ I wonder if it can be used on the face too? Lol
    Oh man I am getting some visuals on this line of speculation, mostly not pleasant ones haha. Maybe if it were applied very evenly with scientific care...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Djoser View Post
    Oh man I am getting some visuals on this line of speculation, mostly not pleasant ones haha. Maybe if it were applied very evenly with scientific care...
    Lol....

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    I don't even...

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    Bwahahaha!!!

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    I've had the song in my head- hope I don't start randomly singing it to myself out in public...
    Tiny tweaks----->BIG CHANGES

    Quote Originally Posted by Kirakonstantin View Post
    More fear-mongering? Really? Yes, this is not the 1990's anymore. Yes, things are changing. Either dance or don't. Freaking out and sowing fear isn't going to help anyone.




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    Default Re: How to feel like a Virgin again....

    Strange that came from the Indian culture & is a advertisement because sexual material in movies are down played.

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    Default Re: How to feel like a Virgin again....

    From the Q & A:

    "Will 18 Again Gel restore my hymen?"

    LOL! Oh boy. :-)
    Quote Originally Posted by sugarmouse0707 View Post
    What I DO have issues with, is that this was a couple of years ago And Judas is still in the freezer.

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    Um.. Wow. And +1 for the ending, LMAO!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jessica1001 View Post
    From the Q & A:

    "Will 18 Again Gel restore my hymen?"

    LOL! Oh boy. :-)
    Apparently surgeries for that are popular... and I'm always like why the fuck would anybody want to go through that again? Oh hey I'm all injured and bled all over the sheets, maybe we can have sex in a couple days when I hate you less.

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    I think the surgeries that are done for this are performed mainly for cultural reasons. If you're unlucky to be born into a culture where it's either "Oh hey, I'm all injured and bled all over the sheets" or "you didn't bleed, my virgin wife? Whore! I will douse you with gasoline and set you ablaze!" I am pretty sure which one I'd pick. :-/

    We're very fortunate to be able to sit back and ponder "gosh... why would anyone do that?"....

    /threadjack. (Lol... sorry for the downer!)
    Quote Originally Posted by sugarmouse0707 View Post
    What I DO have issues with, is that this was a couple of years ago And Judas is still in the freezer.

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    ^^Not so much of a downer really, I remember seeing a programme several yrs ago abt different cultures' attitudes toward sex & virginity in particular, it mentioned sm girls would have the surgery done even tho they were virgins just to make sure there would be the appropriate show of blood & whatnot.

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    Ha I remember seeing a 'made for television' movie about Peter the Great that was trying to push the limits (for television). The episode where he had his first night with his new bride was funny because either she wasn't a virgin or she wouldn't fuck him--I forget which--but he had to come out and hold up the sheet with hymen blood on it to all the wedding guests or risk humiliation.

    I doubt that part of the movie was historically accurate, they certainly took liberties with other aspects of his personality--for instance he was actually a coward about violence, even though he as ruler won many battles. But what do you expect from movies made for television?

    Not saying this was never done by others, rather that I doubt Peter the Great actually held up a bloody sheet in triumph.
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    ^ I read a book in which the bride took a small sack of animal blood with her to the marriage bed just in case. Surely easier?
    Tiny tweaks----->BIG CHANGES

    Quote Originally Posted by Kirakonstantin View Post
    More fear-mongering? Really? Yes, this is not the 1990's anymore. Yes, things are changing. Either dance or don't. Freaking out and sowing fear isn't going to help anyone.




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    Well a girl could have some fun on her own before getting fucked and ruin the bleeding hymen thing, especially if she didn't have a big tough one anyway. And nowadays with all these dynamic high powered sex toys, that is even more true.
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    ^ lmao. I don't know if it is TMI,but the above is exactly how I popped my cherry

    I wonder if women are simply not motivated to play with themselves in countries where virginity is highly valued?

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    Haha! Thanks for sharing!

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    I read about this on a feminist site, I guess it pissed some off a lot. I can see how I guess, but I actullay thought the ad was cute in a weird way.

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    I've had the tune in my head for days
    Tiny tweaks----->BIG CHANGES

    Quote Originally Posted by Kirakonstantin View Post
    More fear-mongering? Really? Yes, this is not the 1990's anymore. Yes, things are changing. Either dance or don't. Freaking out and sowing fear isn't going to help anyone.




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    this is a totallt WTF moment
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