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    I'm in a human sexuality class and we're talking about language and how words effect the way we think about and feel about things. Some words are annoying or we don't like because they have a connotation to us, like, they weren't bad and then people kept using them in an annoying way so now they're bad. I thought it would be fun to have a vent/moan/laugh thread about words that we hate for sex/anatomy stuff.

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    Mud flaps for labia - Flaps? Really? It makes me sound like an old truck that you'd use to go mudding.

    Fun bags for breasts - Again, with the dried out, used up, un-sexy. Plus it makes it sound like they're not mine, they're "fun bags" which aren't for MY fun, but my partner's fun.

    Kitty for the female genitals. - Seriously? You couldn't even graduate to "pussy"? Are you 5 years old?


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    Him: we could meet... im 5ft 9 sexy italian with a 8 inch love stick...imagine playing with me... how would you do it
    Me: I would cut off your dick and feed it to the pigs

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    Beef curtains, meat flaps (Labia) Va Jay Jay, Fish Taco, Hairy Axe Wound (Vagina) Purple Headed Custard Chucker (Penis)
    Tiny tweaks----->BIG CHANGES

    Quote Originally Posted by Kirakonstantin View Post
    More fear-mongering? Really? Yes, this is not the 1990's anymore. Yes, things are changing. Either dance or don't. Freaking out and sowing fear isn't going to help anyone.




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    There is a whole thread dedicated to nicknames for the ham pocket, errrrrrr pussy, errr vagoo, errrrrrrr cousin gina, errrrrrr vagina.

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    I cannot, for the life of me, stop using the word "coochie" at work. I think it kind of started as a joke, because I thought it was funny, but now it has spiralled out of control. I think I need help.

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    i fucking hate the word PUSS!! id get drier than a desert if someone said that word to me! i also hate BOX. like, really? "let me eat your box?????" wtf

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    Wear your cooter proudly!
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    Awww I use Kitty for my vagina. Idk I use pussy too depending on who I'm talking too tho.

    I hate "snatch" and "puss".
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    my favorite is wizard sleeve.

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    I hate hate hate the word twat! I know it's meant to be an offensive thing anyways, but nothing makes me more irate than someone using the word "twat".

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    Twat's the difference?

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    Penis .......... Let's see John Thomas, trouser snake, Ol' one eye, baby spitter, meat stick, joy stick, little brain, little head, trouser worm, the tackle, twig and berries, and the Tallywacker.


    Probably won't find any of theose in 50 Shades of Grey.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ArmySGT. View Post
    Penis .......... Let's see John Thomas, trouser snake, Ol' one eye, baby spitter, meat stick, joy stick, little brain, little head, trouser worm, the tackle, twig and berries, and the Tallywacker.


    Probably won't find any of theose in 50 Shades of Grey.

    *snicker*

    I've never heard some of those before
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    Nuts, balls, jewels, berries, Mama's Favorite, pole, hairy root, bat and balls, tonsil knocker, cum pump, depth finder, peen, purple helmeted warrior, trouser spike, ramrod, ...................

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    My boyfriend says "do it" .. I'm like, really, dude? You're freaking 46 years old. Do it??

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    ^ ha ha
    Tiny tweaks----->BIG CHANGES

    Quote Originally Posted by Kirakonstantin View Post
    More fear-mongering? Really? Yes, this is not the 1990's anymore. Yes, things are changing. Either dance or don't. Freaking out and sowing fear isn't going to help anyone.




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    This is what they teach in schoool.

    No wonder the unemployment rate is so high.

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    to clarify not a shot at the OP really at school.
    Last edited by zeke; 09-17-2012 at 09:16 PM.

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    "Cookie" for vagina. It makes me think of a bunch of pedophiles.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ArmySGT. View Post
    There is a whole thread dedicated to nicknames for the ham pocket, errrrrrr pussy, errr vagoo, errrrrrrr cousin gina, errrrrrr vagina.
    Yes, there's a thread for that and this is a thread for euphemisms etc about sex that you hate, not just to share words.


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    Him: we could meet... im 5ft 9 sexy italian with a 8 inch love stick...imagine playing with me... how would you do it
    Me: I would cut off your dick and feed it to the pigs

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    threadjack/ Do you have the link to the thread that shares all the funny stripper stories? the chick that rode her mower to work, the dancer who hung upside down on a spinning pole and started visibly urinating? cannot find them.
    Tiny tweaks----->BIG CHANGES

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    More fear-mongering? Really? Yes, this is not the 1990's anymore. Yes, things are changing. Either dance or don't. Freaking out and sowing fear isn't going to help anyone.




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    @Flick I posted a tutorial here on how to use the search function. That might help you find it.:
    http://www.stripperweb.com/forum/sho...earch-function


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    Him: we could meet... im 5ft 9 sexy italian with a 8 inch love stick...imagine playing with me... how would you do it
    Me: I would cut off your dick and feed it to the pigs

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    Pink taco...just call it a vagina goddamit.

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    Box. It just sounds like someone is trying to tell the girl her vagina is ugly. Idk, I don't like it. lol. Snatch either. Sounds like a trap that will hurt a penis.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BlackSheEp3 View Post
    Pink taco...just call it a vagina goddamit.
    Even worse - ChocoTaco!!

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    i think 'gash' and 'axe wound' are the worst.

    here is a good way to make sure a girl will never show you her vagina: yell "flash your gash" at her. yea, real classy.
    The best thing i have heard in a strip club to date:
    customer: we should get married right now! we should get a shotgun marriage!
    me: uhh... i think you are misunderstanding what a shotgun marriage means. A shotgun marriage means you knock me up and my daddy shows up at your door with a gun and forces you to marry me and raise the baby. You mean elope.
    customer: hmm... nah actually i will take the shotgun marriage. At least then we would be having sex.


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    ^^^Agreed. And for most of the terms as well. 'Box' being about as dumb and unimaginative as the guys who generally use the term. Roast beef is my least favorite term though.

    I always liked 'flower' for the pussy, because the lips do look like flower petals and they will bloom and blossom if you take good care of them.

    I don't see anything wrong with 'kitty' for 'pussy', they are both nicknames for cats and mean exactly the same thing both ways. Besides, so many women will get bent way the hell out of shape if you call it a 'pussy', and they usually mind 'kitty' less for whatever reason.
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