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    Ok, I've been telling my parents and friends that Ive been bartending for the last couple months but that's getting old. They keep asking where and I just keep giving them a town and no name of the place. Im afraid they're going to get suspicious. Especially friends who say "I want to come by your bar and watch you work".

    Any ideas?
    What's your cover story?

    No secretary suggestions because my mom is just going to want to know my work extension so she can call me and gossip all day (she's a secretary).

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    Default Re: Do you have a cover job?

    Tell them it's a swingers bar and they cant get in unless they swing. lol

    Or say its a members-only social club and you're not allowed to bring people in. There are a ton of members-only biker bars, soccer clubs, italian social clubs that are gambling fronts out there.
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    Gay bar? Fetish club?

    Call centre? Lots are open overnight to account for different time zones, no one can visit you there, and you're working on the phone, so you can't just gossip.

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    Default Re: Do you have a cover job?

    say you are working overnight at some type of retail store, alot of places have overnight shifts

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    Quote Originally Posted by Starr0329 View Post
    say you are working overnight at some type of retail store, alot of places have overnight shifts
    Another good idea - you could be doing inventory or stocking.

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    nannying. it makes so much sense, I don't know why I didn't start telling my family sooner. tell them you started with this one family and now you also get babysitting gigs with all their rich friends. done!

    So if you want to be with me
    With these things there’s no telling
    We just have to wait and see
    But I’d rather be working for a paycheck
    Than waiting to win the lottery
    Besides maybe this time is different
    I mean I really think you like me

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    Quote Originally Posted by dixievista View Post
    nannying. it makes so much sense, I don't know why I didn't start telling my family sooner. tell them you started with this one family and now you also get babysitting gigs with all their rich friends. done!
    Another good idea My friend is a nanny, she has the night at their house sometimes

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    Quote Originally Posted by dixievista View Post
    nannying. it makes so much sense, I don't know why I didn't start telling my family sooner. tell them you started with this one family and now you also get babysitting gigs with all their rich friends. done!
    Another good idea My friend is a nanny, she has to spend the night at their house sometimes

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    Condom demonstrator.

    Works everytime

    Just kidding....

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    If you have singing talent or anything like that, you can say you are working at parties, functions etc. My new cover story if I date someone is that I am a card dealer who works at casino nights parties, which actually I have done and does exist.
    Okay life, you wanna test me some more? BRING IT ON 'cause i can take whatever ya got coming!!!!

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    Before I was outed I used "a nighttime phone operator" for the 800 number's on late night tv - not phone sex - but taking orders for all of the infomercials - cleaning offices at night - and elderly babysitting also seem to work well

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nikki_Fox View Post
    Before I was outed I used "a nighttime phone operator" for the 800 number's on late night tv - not phone sex - but taking orders for all of the infomercials - cleaning offices at night - and elderly babysitting also seem to work well
    How did you get outed? I would like to avoid that if all possible, lol.

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    Ass**le ex-boyfriend - he got mad when i broke up with him and refused to take him back - keep the number of people who know your business to the absolute minimum - friends today may not always be so in the future
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    if you cam I would just tell them that you work customer service from home. as of right now I just let people think I'm a housewife. If for some reason i have to tell them more, I'm going to tel them I'm working customer service from home. I told my room that the other day and they laughed and said "you can service me ANYTIME! "

    Quote Originally Posted by ItsSamyall View Post
    Ok, I've been telling my parents and friends that Ive been bartending for the last couple months but that's getting old. They keep asking where and I just keep giving them a town and no name of the place. Im afraid they're going to get suspicious. Especially friends who say "I want to come by your bar and watch you work".

    Any ideas?
    What's your cover story?

    No secretary suggestions because my mom is just going to want to know my work extension so she can call me and gossip all day (she's a secretary).

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    I have a "real" job but I also sell make-up on the side.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dixievista View Post
    nannying. it makes so much sense, I don't know why I didn't start telling my family sooner. tell them you started with this one family and now you also get babysitting gigs with all their rich friends. done!
    ^ This is good.

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    Default Re: Do you have a cover job?

    I have a vanilla job, but if I didn't, I'd probably say catering waitstaff. They often work evenings and take home cash. You also wouldn't be tied down to a specific office or location so your family can't check-up on you. You could also mention some kind of work-at-home freelance gig, like editing or customer service.
    Last edited by Aether; 09-26-2012 at 06:21 AM.

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    I actually had a cover job. I was working part time telemarketing.

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    No way. If you are going to be a sex worker, own it! There's no shame in what we do!

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    I don't have a cover job, but if I ever wanted to say something other than "I diddle myself online for pocket change....you?" I say that I do online sales, live web help and affiliate marketing.

    Its not actually a lie, and if anyone says "so...what does that actually mean?" I can blow it off....say that it is really boring, and it's just a bunch of online stuff kind of like telemarketing....but I'm REALLY into (insert other interest here).
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    it's not about shame, it's about legalities, privacy, and family shame - just because we aren't ashamed doesn't mean our families wouldn't be. that's why we hide our faces.

    So if you want to be with me
    With these things there’s no telling
    We just have to wait and see
    But I’d rather be working for a paycheck
    Than waiting to win the lottery
    Besides maybe this time is different
    I mean I really think you like me

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