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    Dizzy Well cut my legs off and call me shorty...

    Ok ladies, I apologize if this is miscategorized or inappropriate but I laughed so hard. This might be one of my favorite employment solicitations EVER.
    Like me, I'm sure some of you have a Sexy Jobs ad just in case you happen to catch a fish worth keeping. At 1:43am I received the dispatch below. At 2am HE TEXTED ME ( you know, when most legitimate employment offers are made?)
    Points of interest...
    #1: No cash payment of any kind
    #2: Breakfast with a strange pervert -SOLD!
    #3: Perfume and lingerie!!! Oooooooh aaaaaahhhh
    ----and for a spectacular finish------
    #4: Accomodations entail the cum drenched hotel room used by a bunch of swingers I have never met before. I'm not even special enough to get my own hotel room.

    Has anyone else received this....

    On Sep 22, 2012 1:43 AM, He wrote:
    >
    > RE: Your resume on SexyJobs.com
    >
    > Hi, Emma.
    >
    > The fastest way to contact me is via text message at [redacted], just let me know it is you from SexyJobs.com, ok? .....You can also email me directly at [redacted]
    >
    > I would like to work with you because I liked your SexyJobs ad which was exciting. You have a nice energy about you. Your ad was like a breath of fresh air.
    > --------------------------------
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    > * * * We have a small, but classy Swingers Party Group and I wanted to ask you to do Parties with us.
    >
    > Our Parties are just 4 hour short, "Adult Swinger Parties", which we have been holding for 7 years now, in different hotels, where adults play in a safe and fun environment.
    >
    > Our events are not videotaped, or photographed because they are private.
    >
    > * * * We always use condoms in our adult parties and I wanted to ask you about being a part of it by being "1" of the 2 females", whom we hold Parties for (since they are set up as 2 Gal Parties with additional couples (females) attending, so you get a lot of breaks in between also)?
    >
    > People play in our Parties and we always use condoms during our Parties. We never do anal either. Our Parties are not filmed because our Parties are Private always.
    >
    > We have music, adult DVD's playing in our protable DVD player and light snacks during the Party. We put on red colored lightbulbs to create a nice and relaxing atmosphere also.
    >
    > If you have a personal website, just send us your banner and we will help you to promote it through our official website, which you can check out.
    >
    > I pay your roundtrip flight ticket to [redacted] and you get to stay in the same room where the swinger party was held. When you arrive and I pick you up, we have breakfast first.
    >
    > You get a Victoria's Secret brand "Very Sexy" Perfume as a small gift in showing my appreciation of you, as a new female member. Yay!!!
    >
    > I provide you with new lingerie also, with all new store tags and labels still intact, high heeled thigh high boots and/or high heel shoes, which you get to keep at the end of the Party.
    >
    > The lingerie and high heels have always been a part of the look of the Private Party Group because our image is one of elegance and class, in the positiive imagine that we uphold in how we come across.
    > -------------------------------------
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    > * * * We do a quick photoshoot with shades and/or a mardi gras mask using fun props like flowers, fans, colorful wigs, etc to give you privacy and we give you a sexy nickname for the Party like "Sexy Diamond", "Luscious Babe", "Lady Climax", "Precious Penelope",.....or any other Sexy nickname that you may like to use?
    >
    > * * * I am currently trying to create a (fun and sexy Cat based character as in "meow, meow") "Kat" character based nickname for a female member, of which there is a photo attached with this email also. Lol. So that is something we can try to develop as far as sexy nickname goes who will have a cat basedlingerie and cat based outfits. For example: "Precious Kitty", "Sexy Kat", "Luscious Kitty", "Lady Kitty Kat", "Kitty Kat", "Naughty Kitty", "Kitty Licks", "Diamond Kitty", "Kitty Diamond", "Bad Kitty", "Ms Kitty", "Mz Botty Kitty", "Hot Kitty", "Pretty Kitty" and "Sweet Kitty"........the other sexy character is a Sexy "Schoolgirl" character. Lol.
    >
    > The fastest way to contact me is by text message, as I mentioned earlier. Just let me know it is you from SexyJobs.com and can you send me a "Hello" text at [redacted], with your name and your SexyJobs website profile number and can you send "current photos" to my [redacted] email address, for consideration???
    >
    > I would like to work with you, [redacted]
    >
    > - Robert

    *Isobel Note - I edited out the contact information and your name. Sometimes people come in here posting stuff like this, "Hah can you believe this guy?!" because they ARE the guy and are being creative about their spamming. No need to give him phone calls and emails from lurkers who think this actually sounds like a good idea (and then get attacked or something). Also, definitely no need to share your name. Anonymity is the name of the game.
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    Default Re: Well cut my legs off and call me shorty...

    Lol um wut?







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    Default Re: Well cut my legs off and call me shorty...

    I have had total idiots reply to my Sexy Jobs ad but this took the cake. Then again, that breakfast sounds pretty enticing...
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    Default Re: Well cut my legs off and call me shorty...

    Caramel_BBW, that animated gif with the woman walking with the headphones is too funny!!! LMFAO!!!

    I used to respond to SexyJobs camming ads a long time ago, until I realized it's just a bunch of studios posting ads. It's the reason I always wound up accidentally signing up with studios instead of the sites directly.
    My referral link for models to join the Boleyn Models daily pay program
    https://cammodelpay.com/ref?page=&campaign=&affToken=NDcx

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    Oh Lord, yesterday I received a solicitation from a studio that had a defunct website and offered 80 cents per private minute. Please, where do I sign up? *groan*
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    My favourite bit is that he claims his name is 'Richard Hornay'....

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    Default Re: Well cut my legs off and call me shorty...

    I received the same email twice already. LOL did u see the website

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    Default Re: Well cut my legs off and call me shorty...

    You had me at red lights and portable dvd player.

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