http://www.reddit.com/tb/zrykm
whole thread: http://www.reddit.com/r/CreepShots/c...ip_club_album/
Just a headsup, in case this is anyone here who might not want their naked selves on the internet for creeps to jack off to for free.
http://www.reddit.com/tb/zrykm
whole thread: http://www.reddit.com/r/CreepShots/c...ip_club_album/
Just a headsup, in case this is anyone here who might not want their naked selves on the internet for creeps to jack off to for free.





This pisses me off. A lot
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OMG that's terrible! What a freaking creep. I HATE it when customers try and do that!
--Begin bad waitress flashback--
Jackass Custie: *blatantly taking pics of dancer on the main stage, dumb enough to leave his flash on*
Me: "Sir, please delete those off your phone. That's not allowed in here."
Jackass Custie: *laughs* "What, like you're gonna make me? Hell no!"
Me: *waves to bouncer* "Hell YES, and so will the bouncer that's going to kick you out in just a second, unless he decides to kick your ass right here first."
--End bad waitress flashback--





i have both broken people's phones and erased ALL their pictures in response to shit like this. fuck these people.
The best thing i have heard in a strip club to date:
customer: we should get married right now! we should get a shotgun marriage!
me: uhh... i think you are misunderstanding what a shotgun marriage means. A shotgun marriage means you knock me up and my daddy shows up at your door with a gun and forces you to marry me and raise the baby. You mean elope.
customer: hmm... nah actually i will take the shotgun marriage. At least then we would be having sex.
barf http://www.reddit.com/r/CreepShots/ this entire thread is just of pics that creepy fucks took......i love how acceptable this is. meh.




Just. Fucking. Ew.
I've done the pic delete move before by pretending to give them my number.
Exotic dancing is like any other job.If you work in an office, you wear dress shoes and a suit.If you work in a restaraunt, you wear skid resistant shoes and a uniform.If you work in a strip club, you wear 7" stilettos and lycra g-strings.


When I used to go to clubs in Atlanta as a customer, camera phones were not allowed. I hide mine deep in my pants and the chick searching me found it. (I wasn't planning on taking any pics, just wanted it on me in case the babysitter called). Taking pictures is so out of order.
But this amazes me about SoFl clubs in general..you don't go thru metal detectors or even hand wands or any real type of security before going into a regular club either..





I would break that shit too, or go to the bathroom with it & run it under water til it gets fucked up. I remember a customer snapping pictures at me while I was dancing for a good customer. It was so hard to keep my cool in front of good customer but security took care of it & kicked the asshole out. I wanted to hit him so fkn bad.
One of my friends once threw a customer's phone against the bar, breaking a bottle on a shelf. lol![]()
Same here. The whole iCould thing freaks me out, though. Like, we can break the phone, but if they have that shit enabled, it's already too late.
Urgh, yeah. It's not even worth it to tell them they're assclowns, though. They already know, and don't care.

SMH at low lifes @[email protected]


I had two guys at my stage the other night (only guys stage side) w/ their phones out textn. A bouncer walked by and I pointed to them and said "they have their phones out" to the bouncer. The bouncer shrugged his shoulders and replied that they were only textn. I was so livid! I refused to tip the bouncer, who was the private dance guy, the rest of the night and probably won't ever again. If he can't do his job than why should I tip him anymore?





damn that sucks
I just wanted to let you all know, in case you haven't heard, that the creepshots subreddit has been shut down. Wooo.
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thank god! what a piece of shit...
The best thing i have heard in a strip club to date:
customer: we should get married right now! we should get a shotgun marriage!
me: uhh... i think you are misunderstanding what a shotgun marriage means. A shotgun marriage means you knock me up and my daddy shows up at your door with a gun and forces you to marry me and raise the baby. You mean elope.
customer: hmm... nah actually i will take the shotgun marriage. At least then we would be having sex.




what club was it?





Sm1 upthread mentioned metal detectors in clubs. I have seen them in the TX clubs I've worked at but no one pays them any mind. Customers pass thru them, they go off, the doorperson/bouncer just assumes it's coins/belt buckles/PHONES w/ CAMERAS but I have yet to see anyone actually searched or told to leave their phones at the door. & it seems like everyone & their grandma carries a hunting knife of some sort w/ them. Kinda makes me wonder what's the point. To their credit tho, the bouncers at my current club are awesome & will take a guy's phone if they are trying to record, before throwing the guy out.
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