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    Default Ladies (etc) in Austin area want to make content? I have fucking machine!

    I'm reading my subject in a broken English accent and giggling a little about it.

    My partner has just made me this amazing fucking machine (bondage bench thing with a dildo on a drill) and I want to put it to some good use!!! Anyone in Austin area (or willing to drive up for a weekend) want to make some content? I'll be happy to help with camera work or w/e if you want to make some solo stuff on the machine, but I'm looking to get some g/g or maybe even threesome content too. Or we could do a weekend of live cam shows if you have a good following (I do not as I mostly do ELM/MGF content part-time).

    I am submissive and pretty open (though I do not do anal [yet?]). I'd like to have a lady to do some content with and have a good time and hopefully make some money!

    My (male) partner and a (male) friend would probably be willing to lend a hand (or a dick) if you were open to that, or you can bring your partner/fuck buddy/whatever along and make it a big filthy orgy.

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    I'm at goodgirldash.tumblr.com and would be willing to share facebook, etc, privately so you know I'm a real person and not someone scary. I apologize if this is a weird thing to post here but it seemed like a better bet than craigslist!

    ~dash

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    Default Re: Ladies (etc) in Austin area want to make content? I have fucking machine!

    hahahahahahahaha wtf is this????? you have to be a dude!


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    Default Re: Ladies (etc) in Austin area want to make content? I have fucking machine!

    I'm not sure which is more unsafe, meeting up with strangers on the internet or inserting a drill into a body part.

    I hope no one reading this is tempted by this 'offer'

    I was tempted to delete this thread but it really does serve as a case study in bad judgement on a multitude of levels. On that tip, I think this thread has merit.

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    Default Re: Ladies (etc) in Austin area want to make content? I have fucking machine!

    Quote Originally Posted by SweetJulia View Post
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    Default Re: Ladies (etc) in Austin area want to make content? I have fucking machine!

    Hey! I don't know you.
    And this is crazy.
    But here's my machine.
    Come fuck it, maybe?




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    Quote Originally Posted by Peachesxo View Post
    Hey! I don't know you.
    And this is crazy.
    But here's my machine.
    Come fuck it, maybe?
    Peaches, you made my day!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Peachesxo View Post
    Hey! I don't know you.
    And this is crazy.
    But here's my machine.
    Come fuck it, maybe?
    You and me, where and when. I'll wear my sex face.



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    Default Re: Ladies (etc) in Austin area want to make content? I have fucking machine!

    Quote Originally Posted by goodgirldash View Post
    I apologize if this is a weird thing to post here but it seemed like a better bet than craigslist!
    Actually craigslist would be a WAY better bet.

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    Default Re: Ladies (etc) in Austin area want to make content? I have fucking machine!

    Fuck all of you biches! Sign me up! I need a good drilling. LOL!

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    Quote Originally Posted by justanothercamgirl View Post
    Actually craigslist would be a WAY better bet.
    Especially because this is the first and only post by this person. Who are you? This is somewhat of a community. If you were well known here, then you might be successful at getting another girl for a shoot, but who the eff are you? Sketchy!

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    Default Re: Ladies (etc) in Austin area want to make content? I have fucking machine!

    At least the dildo isn't mounted on a rusty hack saw blade, like our pal Vernon's machine.








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    Quote Originally Posted by HaydenBlue View Post
    At least the dildo isn't mounted on a rusty hack saw blade, like our pal Vernon's machine.
    This is wayyyy better, Hayden! They went the "dildo on a drill" not "dildo on a saw" route. And no rust! Woot! Deluxe edition for all your Austing ladies (etc)
    I like the (etc) in the title. Nice touch. Very inclusive.

    I'm sure the person posting this didn't mean any harm. But this is just too easy to rip at.

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    Default Re: Ladies (etc) in Austin area want to make content? I have fucking machine!

    OP, the fact that you offered your contact information and to share info before meeting makes me think that you're a real person, just misinformed (this is totally something I would have done when I was a new model). It's good to try and make people comfortable, but having this as your first post makes it seem a little sketchy. I'm sure you can understand.

    Think about someone you don't know, contacting you at random off the internet and making this offer to you. You'd probably be a little freaked out, right? Same kind of thing here. Making this your first post right after you joined is the forum version of spam email. If you're really interested in making this happen stick around on the boards for a while, contribute your insight and make some friends. Perhaps even become a verified cam girl. In a few months, people will know you and you'll know them. Make your entreaty again and I'm sure you'll get a better reaction.


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    Default Re: Ladies (etc) in Austin area want to make content? I have fucking machine!

    OP is probably Captain Hook and we all know where that dildo is going next.

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    Default Re: Ladies (etc) in Austin area want to make content? I have fucking machine!

    omg that home made fucking machine makes my privates jump....and not in a good way lol. Looking at all that red tape wrapped around it holding it together, I'm sorry but all I can picture is that shit going haywire and drilling an extra hole in my ass! I would never put anything in me that is not professionally made.

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    Default Re: Ladies (etc) in Austin area want to make content? I have fucking machine!

    Umm... is this thing electrical in any way? That dildo had better be made of rubber...

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    Default Re: Ladies (etc) in Austin area want to make content? I have fucking machine!

    Alright ladies, seriously now, who's down?





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    ^^^ me me me Im down... But im gona use my spare puss if u dont mind.
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    Default Re: Ladies (etc) in Austin area want to make content? I have fucking machine!

    My mistake. :-/

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    Default Re: Ladies (etc) in Austin area want to make content? I have fucking machine!

    lol......

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    @dash - welcome to the forums! Stay around - you'll understand what all ^ was about once you've been camming a bit longer! Also, I'm sure your partner has done a great job, but PLEASE be careful! (the 'drilldos' you see some cam models use are not made using actual drills! - they are made to LOOK like they are!)
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    Somebody call the WAHHHHmbulance.

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    Default Re: Ladies (etc) in Austin area want to make content? I have fucking machine!

    You can use a drill for it and an actual drill you just need the adapter

    http://www.stockroom.com/The-Drill-T...tor-P2953.aspx

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    Default Re: Ladies (etc) in Austin area want to make content? I have fucking machine!

    Oh Peaches....I love you! I actually burst out laughing for a full five minutes at your posts here....

    OP - if you are indeed a camgirl, please take into consideration what Isobel said. We are a great community of ladies, and I personally don't know where I would be without them! It's just that as a first post, I'm sure that you can understand the skepticism. As a general rule, there are LOTS of guys trying to convince us to come over "to cam together - we'll make more money bb!" - it makes most girls kind of leery. And although you couldn't have known this - there is a guy called Vince who posts from time to time to advertise his frighteningly cheap, nasty machines....so anything along those lines tends to get an automatic laugh. Stick around, get verified, and I'm sure you'll find that we are a great community to be a part of.
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    kewl.


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    Quote Originally Posted by aven View Post
    You can use a drill for it and an actual drill you just need the adapter

    http://www.stockroom.com/The-Drill-T...tor-P2953.aspx
    wow - never seen this before - thanks. I've only ever seen the 'drilldos' fucking machines til now. My eyes are, once again, opened!
    Quote Originally Posted by HaydenBlue View Post
    Somebody call the WAHHHHmbulance.

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