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    Default is my ass too big for denver? (pic included)

    please be honest; i know they like girls to be waif thin. i'm 5'6 (and a half!) and 140, which seems to be high for this town. the rest of my is pretty freakin thin, but i do have a hiney. no matter how i diet, it stays... unless someone can tell me how to shrink it!

    also, i hope the picture actually posted, can someone lmk if it didn't? i can't see it on my end.

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    Default Re: is my ass too big for denver? (pic included)

    I can't see the pic, but I think it's so ironic that there's this thread, and recently there's been a thread from a girl who is so desperate for a big butt she is actually considering getting some bootleg ass shots. I don't know anything at all about Denver but big butts are in now! I've even talked to plenty of old white customers who like big butts as long as they don't come with big stomachs, etc. If you are planning a trip to Denver, maybe you could call a few clubs and explain your situation and ask if they'd be willing to check out a picture of you and tell you based on that whether they'd be willing to let you audition if/when you show up in person.

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    Default Re: is my ass too big for denver? (pic included)

    good idea!

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    Default Re: is my ass too big for denver? (pic included)

    Denver is notorious for liking thinner girls. Search Michele11's posts, she works in Denver.

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    i only came for the ass shot and its not there

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    Default Re: is my ass too big for denver? (pic included)

    just on a hunch 5'6" and 140 is PROBABLY too big for the nice Denver clubs such as Diamond's and Shotguns. For the less higher end clubs like Player's club you're fine.
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    I'm sorry about the picture guys. I did what I was supposed to do to post it but it wouldn't show...

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    Default Re: is my ass too big for denver? (pic included)

    I wish I could post the dang picture so you guys could see that it's all in my hiney, the rest of me is really thin. Regardless, they don't like big hineys either, right?

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    Default Re: is my ass too big for denver? (pic included)

    You could upload it to a 3rd party photo hosting site (like photobucket or something) and just post a link. Sometimes attachments are wonkey.

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    Ok. I bought a new Mac today (yay for a good weekend!) and my old data is being transferred into the new one overnight. When I get my new one I will post links to butt pictures . :-)

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    Default Re: is my ass too big for denver? (pic included)

    ok, got the new mac (it's so sexy). here's a direct link to my butt:

    http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v2...psc9571615.jpg

    can you see me now?

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    Default Re: is my ass too big for denver? (pic included)

    Maybe the body averages are very different for strippers, or the angle of the pic just isnt right to be abel to tell (its straight on, so no way to tell really if you have more shelf to your butt than this pic shows)...

    But..judging from this pic alone, I dont see anything big about your butt at all.
    Its shapely and..well not flat. But I wouldnt remotely think big, moreless too big.
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    Default Re: is my ass too big for denver? (pic included)

    does this help?

    http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v2...ps68bea5b0.jpg

    maybe the girls at the club i work at have given me a complex. they always say my butt is big, lol.

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    Default Re: is my ass too big for denver? (pic included)

    From the second pic, I could see how strippers would say your butt is big. But we have really skewed ideas of what fat, thin, average, and big are.

    Agree with the others- I'd tone up before I tried a higher end club, but I could see you having no problems getting hired in a mid-tier one.

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    Default Re: is my ass too big for denver? (pic included)

    thank you all for your help. it would have sucked to fly all the way from NJ without an idea of what they're really looking for out there. i was thinking i needed to be like, kate moss or something, so this is much appreciated info.

    that said... anyone try the brazilian butt lift workout? lol

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    Default Re: is my ass too big for denver? (pic included)

    Oh, keep in mind Denver hasn't been traveler friendly in the past. You might want to call the clubs you're interested in and see if they accept travelers. When I lived in LV I wanted to travel to Denver, and I was told I needed a CO license.

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    Default Re: is my ass too big for denver? (pic included)

    are ALL the clubs like that, or just the upper echelon? I tend to do well in mid tier clubs...

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    Quote Originally Posted by countcrabula View Post
    are ALL the clubs like that, or just the upper echelon? I tend to do well in mid tier clubs...
    It's likely a regional thing. I called Shotguns, Diamonds and La Boheme. I would double check if I were you before I bought any plane tickets.

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    alrighty then... thank you

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    ^ It depends.....they go back and forth on that rule. I've been working there with a out of state i.d. for 4 years. My gf flies in from sandiego, it all depends on what you look like and what the contract is like atm.

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    My ass is humongous thanks to rather large ass implants...and I got hired at both Penthouse and Diamond Cabaret.

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    Default Re: is my ass too big for denver? (pic included)

    I'm the same height and weight as you. I was 135lbs in 2008 when I could not get hired in Denver if my life depended on it.

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    ^ It all depends on what you look like and what director auditions you!

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