You can only imagine my dismay when I turned the corner and saw this.
Le Sigh. I guess I need to find a new hiding place for my toys.



You can only imagine my dismay when I turned the corner and saw this.
Le Sigh. I guess I need to find a new hiding place for my toys.
lol... I am not that bad with my sex toys but I do end up with panties everywhere....and I mean everywhere.... like in kitchen...
and your gifs in your sig matches your post so well





Hahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!
Yeah, as it is, Im tomboyish and rarely wear anything frilly fru fru. My only underwear requirement was no panytlines, and all my underwear was black. Kiddo noticed right away when I started buying and had colourful lacy pretty underwear for cam. While doing laundry, she would literally laugh out loud and be all...I still cant believe *you* would wear *that!!!* Ahhh jeez!
Now, about toys, loooong before cam, when kiddo was about 2....my exhubby and I had invited friends over for dinner, and we were in the livingroom talking. All of a sudden, my hub gives me a panicked look, and i look up to see kiddo running down the hall with my umm..very large vibrator and laughing hysterically. She had turned it on too..so you hear this *bzzzzz* getting closer. I jumped up and grabbed her before she made it to the end of the hall. Thankfuly, we were facint the hallway and my guests backs were to it...but oh man I almost died.
Now, about those dildos, I think they would make good coat hangars!! When Im single and kiddo moves out..Im gonna redecorate![]()
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lol. Thankfully they are 6 and 3 and have no idea what they are so I will recover from this one.
..Love this!!
LMAO I think a lot of us have had something happen. I left my Hitachi plugged in and my son (with it on his neck) said "this is the best massager ever" i just snatched and yelled at him to go to his room.



lmaoo......and take a shower!
I left mine on my bed and my son 11, came home from school and ask me what is that thing on daddy's bed... I was like oh shit... I forgot to put it away.. told him it was something he used for work lmao now I do a 2 min sweep of every room.. double checking myself!



My toy box is allllll the way under my bed like in the middle of my frame.
Unfortunately my son is autistic and cannot be stopped when it comes to investigating.
Sigh. Maybe it's time for a lock box.





I am so paranoid about the dog finding mine - I keep the door shut, but I am always imagining her discovering that big box of "chew toys"....
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OMG LMAO!!!! The first day you posted this i read it and had tears streaming down my face from laughing so hard.I run out of my cam room to show my husband on my phone,we are cracking up laughing,talking about how we are surprised our son hasnt done something like this yet,that i need to put them up VERY high,that id be mortified if he touched them and he would basically spend the rest of his life just washing his hands and sanitizing them etc I walk back into my camroom and lo and behold-in my excitement to share the pic with my husband,i forgot to shut and lock my cam rm door and found my son,whos almost 4, playing swords with my dildos!!He was like "MOMMY!where did you get these toys??why do you have swords,and why didnt you share them with me?!you KNOW we ALWAYS share our toys!do you need to go to time out??" lmao.EPIC FAIL.





When my Dad passed away my step mother , who is a binge alcoholic , went on a several weeks drinking binge. I love my step mother as much as my mother, she is just an alcoholic. Anywho, when it came time to clean out their home, she was still MIA so, me and my sister packed up their place. We were quite mortified to find their stash of sex toys. I'm obviously far from prudish but that is just weird. I feel for my kids when they pack up my stuff - lol





LoL I have the feeling that when the day comes and kiddo has to pack up and take care of my stuff...she will just shake her head and say to herself, leave it too *my* mom... I dont think she would be surprised or even grossed out, just a "Thats my mom" sigh.. Shes used to me being anything but "normal"![]()
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